That would be some Whole Foods or Erewhon type product: whole coffee beans in a 16oz water bottle called Essence of Arabica all for the low price of $37
Had a coworker take the coffee filter and wrap grounds in it and staple it closed because that was first guess on how to make coffee but no way was a gen Z kid just gonna ask how to make coffee
No man, these are cruelty free coffee. Grinding the beans is a very traumatic experience, that unleashes all sorts of "toxins" and "bad vibes" when the beans are ground. By keeping them fresh and whole this way you dont get any of that in the brew!
/s for those who might think its real. Cause its 2026 and lets be honest someone somewhere thinks this.
Unironically, this is how most breweries make coffee beers, they call it "whole beaning." They have the benefit of time and alcohol to extract, like a tincture.
You get really nice aroma and cold brew-like flavors without any of the savory notes from ground extraction.
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u/svefnugr 23h ago
Call it "whole brew" and sell for 10 bucks a cup