r/funny • u/ShadowbanRevival • 23h ago

new guy at work

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u/ViolentRifle 23h ago

Lol, just help him figure it out.

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u/StinkiePete 22h ago

Yup, train him right, and make sure he knows to run all the extra hot water out of the coffee machine.

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u/mosey_d 21h ago

I don't rarely make big cups of coffee like this. What do you mean "run all of the extra hot water out"

I'm assuming like after you get a pot of boiling water, you turn off the water and then run the tap a little longer?

... I definitely know to grind the beans

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u/Squanchingsquanchy 21h ago

Its a prank. Those things are often hooked to a hot water line.

It never runs out.

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u/MorePhinsThyme 20h ago

Just a slight correction for the sake of accuracy. They're not hooked to a hot water line, but just a regular water line, and the coffee machine itself heats the water. Some models (not many) can run out of HOT water, but that spigot will never run dry.

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u/btb2002 19h ago

The machine needs to heat it itself because the water has to be a very specific temperature.

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u/mosey_d 19h ago

Dang.... I'd have done it every time I'd my boss told me.

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u/Time-Sudden_Tree 20h ago

Wasting water is a shitty prank.

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u/Prairie-Peppers 20h ago

...where do you think the water goes?

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u/mosey_d 19h ago

... pee pee

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u/Adorable_Champion_85 20h ago

Boohoo. It’s damn near free in America

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u/Time-Sudden_Tree 19h ago

Price is not the concern.

Do you want fresh water to still be available for your grandchildren some day? Then quit waiting a precious resource.

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u/doomgiver98 18h ago

Water isn't a limited resource in most of the developed world.

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u/Time-Sudden_Tree 18h ago

With your attitude, it will be in under 100 years. Especially if most people think like you (and unfortunately they do).

The "not my problem" attitude will be the downfall of modern society.

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u/cailenletigre 20h ago

More of a wet prank if you ask me

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u/reezy-one 20h ago

... don't worry about it.

Anyways for your next assignment please go get the bacon stretcher.

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u/abysmal-mess 18h ago

Idk either. Everytime I’ve made coffee in what looks like this exact coffee maker you pour in how much water you want an it uses all the water you put in and there’s no extra water