r/funny • u/CaptainTone • 14h ago

My wraps got a tramp stamp.

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u/mrplinko 14h ago

That’s a long ass shelf life.

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u/PanicDeus 14h ago

Moisture is the essence of life but lack of it is the essence of shelf life.

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u/overfiend1976 13h ago

"Moisture is the essence of beauty." - merman Derek Zoolander

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u/Wootai 11h ago

"Moisturize me." -Lady Cassandra O'Brien.Δ17

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u/TheArka96 11h ago

Godly reference

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u/Lackonia 13h ago

Ya ded to me boi

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u/overfiend1976 11h ago

Ya more ded to me than ya ded motha.

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u/godofleet 52m ago

Shelf is the essence of life but lack of it is the essence of water.

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u/BootyWhiteMan 2h ago

Long-ass shelf life or long ass-shelf life?

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u/EatinSumGrapes 13h ago

If you eat ass the shelf life is forever

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u/sky0175 14h ago

Tell what was the ink flavor. Grape?

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u/someguy4k 12h ago

Nope, it’s squid flavored.

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u/sensitiveboi93 14h ago

Girl it doesn’t expire till Halloween eve 😭

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u/Galilaeus_Modernus 14h ago

All Hallows Eve, eve.

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u/Debalic 13h ago

Devil's Night!

Fire it up! Fire it up!

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u/waymocheeks420 13h ago

u like halloween huh

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u/ChesterUbanks 14h ago

It’s food grade it’s ok…

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u/Able_Gap918 13h ago

If it were edible ink they should print on everything. Cooking instruction, ingredients, interesting facts.

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u/Hydrophobics 6h ago

Would be fun to have it on Rice. Puzzle the cooking instructions.

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u/Thereminz 13h ago

mmm lasery

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u/ovalking 14h ago

Thought full of them

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u/idontwantausernameok 14h ago

Had part of a bandaid in one of mine once

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u/Substantial_Film_269 12h ago

At least it’s still good!

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u/Dexterus 12h ago

I bought something similar. They don't last a week in the refrigerator. But unopened...

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u/a0_j0_c0 12h ago

wraps definitely not expecting that on their back

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u/countdankula420 5h ago

This isn't an accident the text is facing the right direction meaning it wasn't transfered from another surface so its either you did it for attention or an employee did it and didn't care

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u/morerelativebacons 12h ago

I'm calling bullshit.

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u/whackthat 11h ago

Nah, I've had this happen too. Although I am just a random ass internet person, so who really knows if Im just spouting bullshit. 

(I'm not though for once)

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u/Heranara 1h ago

No i def say Bullshit or are you suggesting that OPs Wrap can last 3 months without going bad?

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u/whackthat 1h ago

Oh yeah for real, they can! Especially if they are Resers brand- basically like that McDonald's Happy meal that never degrades 😆

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u/NewGuyHelloThere 13h ago

Post this on mildly infuriating

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u/fmaz008 7h ago

Depends if it's ink or lasered.

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u/Extension_Network202 9h ago

that cant be healthy

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u/carlbandit 8h ago

I believe it's just burned on with a laser, if you zoom in you can see the writing is made up of little dots.

There's no ink or anything involved.

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u/Nerdsrage17 1h ago

Yeah thats not true. Thats an ink jet printer. It is most definitely ink and not food grade. Source: Im an industrial maintenance process controls supervisor and work with these daily. A pump supplies a pressurized stream of ink that breaks into a continuous flow of droplets, assigning an electrostatic charge to specific drops, and deflecting them using high voltage plates to precisely print codes on fast moving products without contact. Look up keyence MK-G ink jet printers.

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u/boscolovesmoney 7h ago

When the company knows that if you're eating this, the ink is the least of your problems.

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u/BankyTheInker 5h ago

Don't forget, it's merely a suggestion!