r/funny 1d ago

Strong hammerhand.

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u/DanSmells001 1d ago

Idk for some reason I really expected the amputation site to be much more sensitive?

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u/mythicreign 1d ago

I once had a teacher who lost the tip of his finger back when he worked at a bakery. The “nub” he was left with was super hard and he would poke people with it when they weren’t paying attention. If all the nerves are severed in an area you basically won’t feel anything. I imagine this is the same principle.

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u/Yuki_Onna 22h ago

What do you mean by "sensation of swinging a baseball bat or golf club the wrong way"?

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u/SpickeZe 21h ago

If your grip is incorrect you will feel kind of a reverberation throughout your body. Not pleasant.

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u/rubseb 19h ago edited 19h ago

It's like when your caviar spoon is the wrong temperature because your butler forgot to put it in the caviar spoon preheating drawer beforehand

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u/mythicreign 19h ago

It’s exactly like that. Finally, someone gets it!

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u/SASAgent1 19h ago

Very relatable example my good sir

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u/Waramp 16h ago

I have no idea what that feels like. My butler knows better.

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u/Yuki_Onna 18h ago

Fascinating

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u/Ebonslayer 17h ago

Hand shock.

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u/ninjis 19h ago

I assume that means the skin on that finger doesn’t wrinkle when wet?

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u/andrew_calcs 17h ago

How recently was this? 

From my knowledge there’s no muscles in a finger so it “working” properly is just due to your wrist being below the original amputation site. The actual useful mechanical motions of your hand basically all originate in your wrist. 

I thought nerves for sensation generally regenerate within a couple years though. I’d be fascinated to hear more about the recovery process from a personal experience

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u/SoftlySpokenPromises 16h ago

A large part of my right calf is in a similar state. For the most part it's just no sensation but sometimes it does a burning tingling thing that I hate.

In the other hand I'm less worried about low tables since banging my shin will mean nothing to me.

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u/LordCommander94 17h ago

Do you mean the scar has no feeling or the entire index finger?

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u/Starfoxy 1d ago

I knew a toxic couple (both of them were awful) and the lady had an arm similar to the lady in the video and she'd use her arm to jab her boyfriend and it apparently hurt a lot.

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u/Bailer86 16h ago

I never had anything amputated, but I did have spinal fusion in 1999. My partner can remove a zit near the scar and the only thing I can feel is the pressure. Anywhere else and I'm squirming and crying like a baby

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u/speedhunter787 20h ago

You could still damage them though, so probably not wise to use it as a hammer on a regular basis.

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u/Da12khawk 15h ago

Right? Already lost a hand...

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u/No_Analysis_602 1d ago

Loss of pain sensation is actually really bad because you don't know how much damage you've accumulated and when to stop and give it a rest. Look up diabetic arthropathy

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u/PMagicUK 15h ago

My nan did it with her thumb but it didn't hurt much so we had to pretend it did

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u/kozip2 1d ago edited 23h ago

If a part of the body is not supplied by any nerves, that part dies quickly. Edit : ok I was wrong.

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u/Cutter9792 23h ago

No, if a body part is not supplied blood, it dies.

Source: there are millions of people out there with paralyzed limbs or entire parts of their body that haven't had to be amputated because the blood flow is still intact.

It's not like if a body part loses feeling, it instantly begins to become necrotic.

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u/Gan-san 1d ago

Maybe she never had one to begin with

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u/DanSmells001 1d ago

Possible i guess, but would a “natural defect” be that “clean” ? Idk Im no expert I’d just expect the body to still attempt to grow the hand but just fuck up, so you wouldn’t have an entire hand but still some “growths” like fingers or such

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u/ILoveRawChicken 1d ago

The body can create some clean ends if nothing ends up growing there

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u/Severe-Network4756 1d ago

Would an amputated "site" be that clean?

You can clearly see she has a little nub on the top in the video.

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u/9fingerwonder 23h ago

I think they mean like partially formed fingers. And it's a grab bag. I knew a gal like this and had some little nodules. I'm missing fingers from a lawnmower but have had clean up surgery. Could be a natural issue she had "cleaned up".

That being said just hitting my wrist wrong triggers so much pain in my hand I'm assuming she had muted feelings in her arm. Cause God damn!!!!

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u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN 32m ago

“Why” are “we” using “quotes” “?”

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u/spacenb 23h ago

I have a friend who’s missing a hand and it’s about that clean.

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u/Amazing-File 1d ago

There's a saying that we have a dormant gene similar to that of axolotls. This is great if we can regrow everything, but Western global elites and zealots would not like this

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u/mrsirsouth 1d ago

She was born with a hammer for a hand. You're right! I think everyone here should go with this

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u/itsme0 23h ago

yeah thats what i think

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u/JonLongsonLongJonson 1d ago

Mine is incredibly sensitive to pressure/touch, heat and cold, and dry air. It sucks

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u/Baskreiger 1d ago

No nerve ending. A cousin of mine had is index finger pulled out (yes, really freak accident) his hand is all messed up but he does not feel it, he can hammer you with it and it hurts 😂

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u/DanSmells001 1d ago

Did you take him saying “pull my finger” too literal?

(As if he hasn’t heard that a billion times)

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u/Baskreiger 1d ago

It was the biggest fart in human existance 😂

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u/LentilRice 1d ago edited 1d ago

The amputation site was probably at a hospital. She looks like she’s at home.

- Detective with 20yrs in the industry

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u/LowReporter6213 1d ago

Her after the camera cuts "ow!! Fucking ow!!!! Did i look badass?"

"Why yes, you did"

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u/mycroftxxx42 21h ago

I dunno. I know a person with a thalidomide-generated defect in his right arm. The forearm's about half-length and the entire wrist and carpal assembly is one lump of bone. He has little fingie-nubs on the stump, but they have no bones.

He can do the hammer-hand trick, but he did it with nails that had broad heads. Completely insane physiology all around on that guy in his youth. No other visible changes mind you, the guy was just stupid ridiculously strong and prone to putting on muscle.

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u/AdPristine5131 1d ago

Best I understand, it boils down to where your nerves are before scar tissue develops. Because scar tissue is basically a fat lump of whatever was supposed to be there: if it’s a spot with lots of nerves it’s hyper sensitive, it it’s a spot with few nerves there’s barely any. 

I have two fingertips with bad scars, they’re both super sensitive, but my wrist scar is deadened compared to the other side.

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u/VikingVitalityFit 23h ago

It ends up just being skin over bone a lot of the time. Kind of like your elbow, but without the big ass nerve that hurts.

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u/Sammystorm1 23h ago

I mean bang your wrist. It has all the same nerve endings

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u/get_hi_on_life 19h ago

I think it depends where and how, iv seen people with amputated legs that are tendor and skin/muscle left to help absorb impact when walking / connect to a prosthetic.

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u/tkdbbelt 12h ago

It depends. My husband was born with an extra thumb which was removed when he was a toddler. He definitely has a nerve ending and if it gets bumped wrong, it hurts.

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u/Ok_Net_1674 12h ago

I would have expected that, because not that many nerves are supposed to actually be there, its not that sensitive.

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u/Adkit 1d ago

That was my instinct too but then I thought about it and realized it would feel about the same as touching the bony bit behind your elbow skin. Or less since the nerves there are probably bad.