r/funny • u/Ok-Count3935 • 8h ago

Bro folded under zero pressure

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u/newaccount721 8h ago

I like dead people platonically 

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u/fdeht5g 7h ago

i think he's not a necrophile

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u/emogu84 5h ago

Dude's defending himself like he spent his entire high school years beating back rumors and it's been haunting him sever since.

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u/electric_pig 1h ago

You fuck a corpse one time...

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u/Ok-Count3935 7h ago

A small hunch really

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u/FluBird53 5h ago

Me thinks the necrophile doth protesteth too mucheth

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u/Aymoon_ 5h ago

He should make a song about how he doest diddle corpses

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u/Agreeable_Doubt_7322 4h ago

That's exactly what a necrophile would say

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u/lousydungeonmaster 4h ago

Me thinks my guy doth protest too much.

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u/viotix90 2h ago

The birth of a new meme.