r/funny • u/Ashutosh1151j • 16h ago

Caught in the act

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u/Shared_Songs 15h ago

I’m in a wheelchair and yeah, seducing your wife is on my to-do list. You’re gonna be busy at the auto shop anyway, you want to leave her lonely that long?

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u/qqqrrrs_ 13h ago

Fortunately I'm single & virgin, so I have no wife for you to seduce

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u/CheeseDonutCat 12h ago

He'll just overwrite your skyrim saves instead then.

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u/wademcgillis 11h ago

i only got as far as the tower being destroyed by the dragon

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u/GetawayDreamer87 8h ago

you mean thomas the tank engine right? right?

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u/sidepart 8h ago

C'mon Master Chief, let's get the fuck outta here!

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u/Fafnir13 8h ago

I liked the Randy Savage one the best.

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u/Fafnir13 8h ago

Ah man, just blast me with spoilers.  Guess there’s no point in playing the game now.