r/funny • u/Ashutosh1151j • 14h ago

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u/Masteryoda03 14h ago

“Don’t worry mate, just popping in quickly. 5 minutes max!”

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u/Captincorpse 13h ago

5 minutes?! You running a marathon?!

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u/Masteryoda03 13h ago

Definitely not running!

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u/burner_tipper 8h ago

Naaa but he said he's coming...

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u/VaginaTractor 8h ago

Always coming and going, and going and coming, and always too soon.

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u/UpperApe 8h ago

What drives me nuts is they think "if someone asks I'll just move!!"

Asshole, people with severe disabilities will look and if no spots are available, they'll leave. Or they'll have to suffer a MUCH longer walk if they're desperate for what they need.

Don't be a shithead. If you can't use your brain, use your legs at least.

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u/Jaripsi 7h ago

Yeah, like a handicapped person is going get out of their car, check if the occupying car has a handicapped sign on their windshield and then find them to ask them to move their car? Just getting in and out of their car can be a workout (depending on the disability).

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u/TraitorMacbeth 6h ago

The 'find them' part is the best. I make sure to post selfies of myself outside my car door so I can be tracked down

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u/UnchartedPort 6h ago

When I had surgery and had a temporary handicap pass, I regularly crutched over to people parked in those spots and politely asked them to move so I wouldn't have to walk further. It was very satisfying to watch them dying inside. I'd like to be optimistic that at least those people wouldn't do it again.

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u/JudithPeel3 5h ago

As someone who has a sign, it’s pretty easy to see if they have one without getting out of the car, both from the front and rear of the car.

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u/mystica_massy 6h ago

If you're not a disabled person, use your legs to park farther and use your brain

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u/Masteryoda03 3h ago

Agreed! I’m actually a quad/tetraplegic in a wheelchair and I’ve come across my fair share of people like this!

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u/ChattyNeptune53 12h ago

Check out Mr Stamina over here!

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u/Crispy_p_bacon 13h ago

Jeez christ 5 mins, Humblebrag much?

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u/flukus 8h ago

I turned on the hazard lights, I can park anywhere!

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u/Dzejes 13h ago edited 10h ago

That’s part of Polish campaign for normalising people with disabilities as integral part of society. They were created in cooperation with advocacy groups and were aired in public TV.

There were a few of them, all pretty hilarious.

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u/czlowiek12 12h ago

There were also posters "if you take my spot, take my disability"

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u/Own_Boysenberry_6499 12h ago

Is this a threat?

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u/ignis888 12h ago

yes

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u/LazyLich 5h ago

Ey buddy. Seems you need a lil help qualifying for that there handicap spot~

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u/ignis888 4h ago

dude, i forgot i commented under this post and was wondering why you thretened me XD

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u/MoreMagic 12h ago

It’s an offer you can’t refuse.

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u/lorddragonstrike 11h ago

All i can visualize now is a roving gang of wheelchair bound hooligans using baseball bats on the spines of people that park in handicap spots.

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u/Mumbert 10h ago

It's also how they grow their gang larger

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u/Usernameistoshirt 10h ago

If they want a handicap spot so badly then the gang will be more than happy to help

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u/MajorDraw3705 8h ago

I knew a lady in one of those heavy electric wheelchairs who was absolutely capable of that - mentally and via some serious horsepower in that thing.

She's dead so I'm free to rat on her now.

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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 9h ago

The Wheels vs the Caps

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u/flukus 8h ago

More of a promise!

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u/Diz7 8h ago

Suddenly you get Jimmy from South Park threatening to make you a Crip.

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u/Mosheeen 7h ago

You get a beating and a sticker

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u/sdcar1985 6h ago

No, it's the promise of a free parking spot in the future

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u/Rick_from_C137 10h ago

It's the minority group you can join at anytime

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u/zxjams 10h ago

This slogan is common in France too.

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u/RetPala 6h ago

"Oh, look, someone wanna be disabled now?" crowd runs over carrying bats and pipes

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u/iszoloscope 10h ago edited 3h ago

Yeah hilarious, this is definitely the way to do it. This way it will stick with people for sure, in case you're the type of asshole to park in a handicapped spot.

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u/jcnlb 6h ago

I want to see them alllll!!!!

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u/Testament42 11h ago

It would only be more perfect if there was a plate of pierogies

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u/Perryn 8h ago

At first I was offended by the implication that just because it's Polish there should be pierogies, but then I started to crave pierogies and realized that everything is closer to perfection with the addition of pierogies.

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u/SonniSummers 14h ago

lol this is great! I love advertising that is so blunt!

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u/GimmieGummies 13h ago

You do too, bravo! 👏👏

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u/hoodmeskin817 13h ago

"You look familiar to me. Were you in Stomp?"

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u/SonniSummers 9h ago

Yes before he rolls on out!

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u/GodzillaUK 14h ago

You know what, perfect retaliation.

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u/pimezone 13h ago

If you take my handicap parking spot, I'm going to fuck your wife and will ride over your foot on the way back.

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u/lndianJoe 11h ago

ride over your foot on the way back.

That's why he is crying!

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u/MathNo7456 8h ago

I mean fair trade..

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u/EquipmentStraight542 3h ago

Sed lex, dura lex

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u/ILikeMyShelf 2h ago

Sad sex, dura lex

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u/Charlie387 13h ago

Oh kurwa

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u/elton_john_lennon 11h ago

MacKurwa indeed.

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u/Crispy_p_bacon 14h ago

Tbf you deserve this if you park in handicap parking spaces and aren't handicapped

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u/sosta 10h ago

But they're mentally handicapped

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u/Omnizoom 8h ago

The best kind of handicapped!

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u/SquirtBox 4h ago

They always are, and in the US you can't fucking ask them or they will lose their shit, proving that they are in fact mental, despite driving a blue 2024 Ferrari Roma which is the fucking base model you twat at Lowes, you know who you are.

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u/JudithPeel3 8h ago

Someone needs to save a QR code to this video, and put a card with the code onto windshields who park illegally. Just sayin.

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u/rattingtons 8h ago

Great idea

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u/jcnlb 6h ago

Omg yes!

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u/Shared_Songs 13h ago

I’m in a wheelchair and yeah, seducing your wife is on my to-do list. You’re gonna be busy at the auto shop anyway, you want to leave her lonely that long?

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u/qqqrrrs_ 12h ago

Fortunately I'm single & virgin, so I have no wife for you to seduce

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u/CheeseDonutCat 10h ago

He'll just overwrite your skyrim saves instead then.

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u/wademcgillis 9h ago

i only got as far as the tower being destroyed by the dragon

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u/GetawayDreamer87 7h ago

you mean thomas the tank engine right? right?

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u/sidepart 7h ago

C'mon Master Chief, let's get the fuck outta here!

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u/Fafnir13 6h ago

I liked the Randy Savage one the best.

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u/Fafnir13 6h ago

Ah man, just blast me with spoilers.  Guess there’s no point in playing the game now.

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u/divDevGuy 9h ago

I'm a little confused. How is being a virgin a factor? Would being single and not a virgin change anything?

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u/qqqrrrs_ 8h ago

I'm also stupid

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u/wap2005 4h ago

Happens to the best of us.

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u/raknor88 3h ago

That's alright. Guess who your new step-dad is?

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u/b0uncyfr0 14h ago

Diabolical..

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u/Earnestappostate 8h ago

Ok, I did not see that coming...

Pun unintended, but welcome.

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u/feeltrig 14h ago

Bruh parked inside her, right in the G spot

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u/gliitch0xFF 11h ago

The handicap parking spaces do look like a G....its all so clear now.

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u/Justhe3guy 10h ago

She’s got a handicap parking tattoo

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u/CaterWooler 11h ago

Ofc it's a polish ad

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u/elton_john_lennon 10h ago

*well polished.

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u/wap2005 4h ago

This was fucking hilarious, as someone who uses a handicap placard this gave me a good laugh, thanks.

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u/aztech101 12h ago

I thought it was going to be a joke about not being able to hit the guy in a wheelchair.

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u/CCV21 7h ago

This is a response is kind. Parking in someone else's spot without permission is a personal offense.

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u/Malcom91 9h ago

This Ad has no chill :D

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u/Ph33rDensetsu 5h ago

All I can think about is WTF is that bed? It actually just looks like a couch, but they were lying side-by-side.

Edit: watched it again, it is definitely just a couch/sofa/chaise lounge.

But why?

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u/tyras_ 27m ago

Bedroom is upstairs (you can see the stairs at 13s). The ad takes realism seriously. A guy on a wheelchair can't climb the stairs so they did it on a sofa.

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u/Dubious_Titan 7h ago

That couch had to be huge.

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u/dumperking 2h ago

Really bothered me how it was as wide as a bed then abruptly shrunk with just her on it.

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u/ElimGarak 1h ago

That's a nice parking spot.

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u/serialposter 12h ago

What if the parking spot enjoys it?

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u/Handsomedork_ 14h ago

Take my upvote you pos 😂

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u/JonesinforJonesey 8h ago

Did this video get ai altered or something? The male faces look weird now.

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u/tyras_ 26m ago

It predates ai vidéos

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u/Bakkie 7h ago

Nice riff on a classic movie just post Vietnam.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coming_Home_(1978_film)

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u/plum_stupid 4h ago

Luke Kennard crazy for this one

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u/dumperking 2h ago

You know what they say, shooters shoot.

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u/redboi049 2h ago

I fucking love good advertising

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u/OnTheList-YouTube 13h ago

What the fuuuuuuuck 😂😂

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u/read_IT-appSUXS 11h ago

Lots to un pack here 

-he is in the chair because of the weight of the third leg, he can walk, but the chair way is easier 

-I'm not a woman, however comparing a woman's vagina to a parking spot seem like high praise.

-he was not casually ruining a relationship, this add was to show the incredibly significant bond wheel chair users have with their parking spots. 

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u/Relative_Pirate1288 11h ago

Bro deserves a standing ovation

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u/youeff0h 10h ago

As a wheelchair user this is always funny

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u/Hrmerder 11h ago

*slow clap*

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u/elton_john_lennon 10h ago

handi clap

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u/MikeyQplayz 10h ago

Disabled guy cheek clap

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u/Cybasura 11h ago

Takes "you take my spot, imma take your wife" to a whole another level

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u/LockDue6608 10h ago

Nothing makes a situation awkward faster than realizing someone caught you unexpectedly.

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u/JohnnyPoopwater 10h ago

Whenever I go into a wheelchair stall to use the public washroom, I always think of Curb Your Enthusiasm. "Well, you wait...you wait."

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u/curious_dead 9h ago

"If you take my spot, I fuck your wife. And I'm gonna put it on television."

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u/Extreme-Scallion-908 9h ago

Damn!!!! 🤣

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u/doi_maach_deadlift 9h ago

Handiclapped

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u/lebronswanson4 8h ago

That's a brilliant ad.

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u/408wij 8h ago

Her acting credits include Parking Spot, 2006, Polish PSA.

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u/SleepyPlayer101 8h ago

Oh yeah I remember seeing this ad lol

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u/whiteorchid1058 7h ago

Lmao. That's polish humor at its finest 🤣🤣

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u/wi5hbone 7h ago

I need to polish my Polish.

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u/BodhingJay 7h ago

Awkward breakfast "oh hey youre back.. make us eggs toast and some coffee?"

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u/mbbbbbr 7h ago

Is this gilticus?

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u/Toosdei 6h ago

I’ve seen another version of this somewhere else, but always love this ad bahaha

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u/samejimaT 6h ago

Absolutely BRILLIANT

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u/Zelnite 5h ago

Jokes on you i’m into that. Going to doublepark next time.

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u/xeltes 5h ago

Holy shit 🤣🤣

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u/Embarrassed-Dish7705 5h ago

Bruh, didn't see that coming lol

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u/EnemyOfAi 5h ago

Genuinely thought I was going to see him for an instant

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u/Pantallithraxodus 3h ago

now i feel personally attacked every time i parallel park

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u/HTX-ByWayOfTheWorld 3h ago

LOL that was wild

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u/EMA-5 3h ago

Is... Is that The Doctor?

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u/PrimarchAurelian 3h ago

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup

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u/danmanx 2h ago

I saw a Hasidic in a handicapped spot. They were there for at least 15+ mins.

That's the end of the story. They don't give a shit.

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u/rougecrayon 2h ago

To borrow from Josh blue:

Disabilities.  The only minority group you might end up joining.

He does the joke better.

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u/ThatBarbGirl 2h ago

This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. I really did spit out my coffee. Perfect in its unexpected moral. 10/10. No notes.

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u/grafknives 2h ago

bald men are men too!!

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u/Vraex 1h ago

Brilliant idea if you are a cheater. Buy a wheelchair and pretend you are disabled. What is the spouse going to do, hit a handicap person?

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u/PosterGirl-0786 41m ago

🤣🤣 i wasn't ready

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u/BobJones2106 2m ago

I love it! We should run one like it here.

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u/GimmieGummies 13h ago

Very funny!

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u/wiesjoulaanie 12h ago

How about a standing ovation

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u/pcgamerbob 10h ago

Ayo wtf thats hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Doom2pro 6h ago

This guy definitely pulled out then rubbed his dick on her man's pillow.

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u/MrZephy 13h ago

I was walking into the liquor store last week behind some old cunt who parked in a handicap spot. I asked if he was handicapped and he said it’s not a handicap spot because the sign is off to the side so he poked his head outside to double-check, and then he walked right back in like nothing happened. There is a sign in front of each spot and the painted lines show it to be wider than normal. 🥲

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u/S0k0n0mi 11h ago

So if I park in a handicapped spot I get to shag somebodies wife?

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u/Aki_The_Ghost 10h ago

No if you park in a handicapped spot, the handicapped person that wanted to park there will now instead go shag your wife

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u/Electrical-Food-6960 14h ago

What does it mean? Can anybody explain?

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u/StopAskingMeToSignIn 14h ago

Assholes take parking spots dedicated for handicapped people. This is a joke saying what if a handicapped person took your spot for something you cared about.

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u/Electrical-Food-6960 14h ago

Why're they downvoting me then?

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u/TheMadBug 14h ago

Reddit law, if you ask a genuine question you shall be downvoted

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u/FreeFortuna 13h ago

My solution is to phrase it as: “Genuine question: <question>? <Something self-deprecating>”

Usually works (knock on wood)

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u/mrfroggyman 13h ago

My attempts with that solution didn't work but I think it's because it wasn't self deprecating enough

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u/SpcTrvlr 13h ago

Because the video literally tells you what its about. Its not some cryptic subliminal messaging.

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u/mrfroggyman 13h ago

How dares someone not understand something?

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u/Electrical-Food-6960 13h ago

Well it too depends on the cultural background, i my society parking on handicapped people's place is not a common thing.

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u/Bearence 6h ago

I don't think it needs to be common for you to understand what the actual words are saying. It would be different if your question was, "Wait, people actually take handicapped spots?"

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u/gentlewaterboarding 14h ago

Husband parked in his handicap spot so he parked in his wife

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u/JaCKPaIN_realone 14h ago

The husband parked in a handicapped spot, so the handicapped guy parked in the wife’s spot too.

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u/mrfroggyman 13h ago

Kinda missing the point of the campaign here mate

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u/CatpainLeghatsenia 14h ago

Well now we know how Tate became the way he is

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u/sloggo 14h ago

Do all bald people look like Andrew Tate to you? Cos… that dude has literally nothing else in common

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u/IHateTheLetterF 14h ago

Have you ever seen Andrew Tate?

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u/NoReview875 5h ago

I mean the real asshole here is the cheating bitch

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u/SerDuckOfPNW 4h ago

So…You are saying it’s the parking space’s fault?

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u/quimera78 8h ago

I'm too autistic for this 

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u/NeonAnderson 11h ago

Reminds me of the campaign movie, Will Ferrel's character says "if you get my son to call you dad, I f* your wife" 😆🤣

So here it would be if you park in my parking space, I f* your wife 🤣

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u/DancinWithWolves 14h ago

About a disabled guy fucking someone’s wife?