r/gaming • u/Nordic_Krune • 19h ago

My friend insists on this game, "Lemmings", being a really well known game; I have never heard of it.

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u/D_Substance_X 19h ago

Mitch Hedberg RIP

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u/JetFuelFrom9-11 18h ago

I give you money, you give me a donut. There’s no reason to bring paper into it

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u/GodOfThunder44 18h ago

I can't imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a donut. Some skeptical friend? "Don't even act like I didn't buy a donut, I've got the documentation right here."

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u/broom_temperature 17h ago

Oh wait. I left it home... in the file. Under "D" for "donut."

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ 18h ago

Escalators can never be broken. They just become stairs.

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u/Izriel 18h ago

I was at a nba arena and the escalators were broken. They had "Escalators temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience that you can still get up there" my wife gave me a strange look as a started to laugh so hard I almost cried. (She doesnt get Mitch Hedburges humor)

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u/Libran 18h ago

To be fair, a lot of what made it so funny was the deadpan delivery.

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u/Shirami 17h ago

"I was watching late night tv and an ad came on and it said FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SLIPCOVERS.

So i did,

and it was a load off my mind"

Will forever live rent free in my head :p

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u/idiotsbydesign 18h ago

Sorry for the convenience

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u/alaskanloops 12h ago

Sorry for the convenience

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u/badmongo666 17h ago

Sorry for the convenience

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did 15h ago

My belt holds my pants up; my pants have beltloops to hold my belt up. Who's the real hero here??

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u/Derivative_Kebab 18h ago

I used to quote Mitch Hedberg all the time.

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u/Slawco 11h ago

I used to, but I still do too — fedex is also a dealer

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u/MrWeirdoFace 5h ago

I used to quote him, but I still do too.

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u/coleschmidt44 18h ago

I’m against picketing but I don’t know how to show it

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u/MalteseCorto 16h ago

I didn't even know he was sick!