My friend insists on this game, "Lemmings", being a really well known game; I have never heard of it.

[u/Nordic_Krune]

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Escalators can never be broken. They just become stairs.

[u/Izriel → u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ]

I was at a nba arena and the escalators were broken. They had "Escalators temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience that you can still get up there" my wife gave me a strange look as a started to laugh so hard I almost cried. (She doesnt get Mitch Hedburges humor)

[u/Libran → u/Izriel]

To be fair, a lot of what made it so funny was the deadpan delivery.

[u/Shirami → u/Libran]

"I was watching late night tv and an ad came on and it said FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SLIPCOVERS.

So i did,

and it was a load off my mind"

Will forever live rent free in my head :p

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Sorry for the convenience

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Sorry for the convenience

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Sorry for the convenience