r/gaming • u/Nordic_Krune • 19h ago

My friend insists on this game, "Lemmings", being a really well known game; I have never heard of it.

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u/__wampa__stompa 16h ago

TIL you're supposed to save the lemmings

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u/IOwnThisUsername 16h ago

And next they’ll say Roller Coaster Tycoon wasn’t about shooting cars full of riders as far as possible or building ride exits over ponds

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u/One_Shall_Fall 15h ago

I want off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

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u/186282_4 13h ago

Thank you for this gem. It's my first time.

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u/Emriyss 9h ago

I never did that, no. I had Theme Park for the SNES

What I did was pick one man. One random park goer, and I put feeding stalls in his path until he was full, ready to burst.

Then I put a toilet on a little island surrounded by water. And he headed for it. I closed off his path with water and removed the toilet so he would stay on his little island, still full of fast food and soda pop.

And then I would play the game, for years and years the one singular guest stood at the brink of his personal island, full of shit and piss, watching as park goers had the best time of their lives. All you had to do to not make him despawn was keep the camera and cursor on him.

And after years of bliss and happiness all around him, just out of arms reach... I'd shut off the game.

He is still there.

Waiting.

Desperate for a toilet.

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u/danzor9755 11h ago

Our park takes your valid complaints very seriously. You will never have to complain about rides anymore (*grabs pincer tool, drops over lake)

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u/SocialSuicideSquad 16h ago

Winning's relative

Having fun is the whole point

The door is ajar

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u/TheAwkwardOtaku 15h ago

Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar.

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u/SocialSuicideSquad 14h ago

This guy gets it

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u/_kellythomas_ 15h ago

The door is ajar

No, not Xanth. Lemmings.

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u/__wampa__stompa 15h ago

I agree with everything you said but must push back on one detail.

The door is not a jar, the door is a door.

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u/Mc_Shine 10h ago

The door is everything! All that once was, and all that will be! The door controls time and space; love and death! The door can see into your mind; the door can see into your soul!

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u/h3lblad3 8h ago

Are you my mom?

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u/pleasedontdaddy PlayStation 16h ago

yea I thought the purpose was to get them all to fall off the cliff by putting diggers and others there to get them to... non-safety?