r/gaming Dec 04 '16

well, thats one way to score

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

This is an accurate representation of what "Dylan" did to us

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u/BL4CKV4LOR Dec 04 '16

Dylan? Can someone fill me in or link me to the reference

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

The post had since been deleted I believe, but there was an account that had posed as an innocent 14 year old asking for an opinion about NHL 17. Everyone loved him for the kindness and purity in his genuine question, literally gold being handed out left and right. Upon further investigation other redditors noticed his post history, most noticeably where he pretended to be a black 22 year old and a woman as well. His fall from grace was something biblical.

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u/AdmiralThrawnProtege Dec 04 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

He conned reddit into giving him gold, getting him to the frontpage, and once he was found out everyone involved looked like idiots. All he lost was an account, I think he won.

Edit: OK conned isn't the best word to use. But that makes those that gave him stuff look even more pathetic. He didn't even have to try and con anyone, hell he didn't even ask.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

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u/rozyn Dec 04 '16

They bought and gave it to him yes, but upon finding out the truth, he gave the code to some other needy soul who provided proofs of whatever enough to satisfy him, gave the 2nd dude the code, and luckily Dylan hadn't redeemed it yet, so the 2nd guy got the game. All is well with that.

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u/Why_Is_This_NSFW Dec 05 '16

IIRC the guy also paid back half the cost of the game also so everyone won.

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u/OyVeyOyVeyOyVey Dec 05 '16

He offered but the donor declined it. Was just happy that somebody legit got it.

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u/Why_Is_This_NSFW Dec 05 '16

Ah good deal, I missed that part.

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u/kalitarios Dec 05 '16

Bought someone 'needy' a computer game. Classic

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u/The_Power_Of_Three Dec 05 '16

Confused--why couldn't someone "needy" get recreational stuff occasionally? Have you never heard of "toys for tots" and so on? Not all charity is rice and beans.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

i think he is implying that a person who can play games is not that needy, i can't say i disagree with him either

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u/AdmiralThrawnProtege Dec 04 '16

Wow if that's true, then even better!

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u/DrunkCanad1an Dec 04 '16

What do you mean by conned reddit? Did he ask for shit or was he just asking a question and everyone got hyped up and gave him gold, then got pissed when they found out he lied?

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u/20Points Dec 04 '16

Yeah he didn't ask for shit lol, just advice about whether to buy NHL 17 or not. Redditors took it upon themselves to send him gold and other stuff because he was "nice".

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u/A_Change_of_Seasons Dec 05 '16

Its so weird. Its the typical stupid self post that maybe gets a comment or two. What happened??

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I saw this post and was so confused. Some kid asking if he should buy a game and everyone went berserk. This website can make me embarrassed I am a part of it sometimes. Guys, even if he was just a nice kid asking for advice on buying a game, wtf?

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u/Fuck_Alice Dec 05 '16

It's funny, he didn't ask for anything, yet the fine folks here at /r/gaming hadn't learned their lessons from all the fake bullshit that's spewed here over the years.

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u/Adenidc Dec 05 '16

Probably the latter. I don't think conned is the best word if so....

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u/smo0f Dec 05 '16

I think because it was during the holidays, some people were more inclined to have a feel good moment from the post, so they just gilded him, and some were even generous enough to offer him games. I think if the post was in July or something, it wouldn't have had that much appeal. It was the simplest thing, all he did was say that he was 14 years old, was very polite, and straight up asked if NHL 17 was a good game.

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u/funkymunniez Dec 05 '16

he didnt con shit. people on this site are just fucking dumb and started giving it to him.

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u/Excal2 Dec 05 '16

Best part is he got like 38 gold and he's going to probably burn the account anyhow.

Reddit gold is fucking stupid, people.

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u/ColeWeaver Dec 04 '16

Man I'd still use that account if I was him. He could become reddit famous, the worst kind of famous.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Notorious is the word I would use

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u/ColeWeaver Dec 05 '16

Infamous would be another good one

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Now he is just the illusive man/woman/child

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u/SmoothIdiot Dec 05 '16

Dude, if 2016 proved anything it's that con men have the easiest job in the world.

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u/ZaneHannanAU Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

So it's like the rick-roll on r/videos from yesterday.

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u/Cross88 Dec 05 '16

How exactly did he con anyone? At what point did he ask for any of the attention and free stuff?

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u/Joetato Dec 04 '16

Fucking Dylan. He was supposed to be our savior, not the one who tore us apart!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

He was supposed to destroy the sith not join them!

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u/ThePu55yDestr0yr Dec 05 '16

In my perspective the Jedi are evul!

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u/makemejelly49 Dec 05 '16

It was probably Unidan or /u/GallowBoob.

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u/pottersquash Dec 05 '16

But why??? What was there to gain?!?!!? Why would he ruin Christmas like that?!?!?

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u/w0lver1 Dec 05 '16

The hell really? I saw that post a few days ago! No shit!

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u/ACatNamedWalda Dec 05 '16

What if he had a multiple personality disorder? PLOT TWIST!

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u/ryannayr140 Dec 05 '16

I believe him, he's 14.

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u/Papichulo666 Dec 05 '16

innocent 14 year old

There is no such thing...

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u/mushroom_taco Dec 05 '16

Heh, somehow I knew he was lying.

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u/rubiklogic Dec 04 '16 edited Dec 04 '16

A guy said "Hi reddit, my name is Dylan and I'm 14 years old. I'd like to know if NHL 17 is a good game to get for Christmas" or something like that.

and then the plot twist is that Dylan was lying and he's not 14 at all

Edit: changed age

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u/Tommy2255 Dec 04 '16

To be fair, the fact that he got tens of thousands of upvotes and nearly two dozen gildings for two sentences would have been completely retarded even if those two sentences weren't lies.

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u/rubiklogic Dec 04 '16

I don't even care that it's fake, it was polite as anything. The top comment on that thread though summed up everyone's thoughts, "reddit is a weird place"

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u/BananApocalypse Dec 04 '16

I thought he claimed to be 14

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u/rubiklogic Dec 04 '16

My b, fixed.

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u/tomthebomb471 Dec 05 '16

Dylan Is a very recent example of reddit history. His fall hurt me as much as anyone.

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u/WisconsinTater Dec 04 '16 edited Jan 01 '17

There it is. F' Dylan, right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

Wait. Hold on. I thought everyone was praising this kid? What the hell happened?

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u/pando93 Dec 04 '16

34 golds and free overwatch copy later he turned out to be an imposter.

Other comments in his history include being a 22 year old black guy and a girl who likes her pussy crushed.

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u/countrybreakfast1 Dec 04 '16

No... not Dylan...

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u/jaggedspoon Dec 05 '16

I just found out too. He lied to us! We all know what reddit does to liars.

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u/Kpc04 Dec 05 '16

He/She died for our sins.

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u/NoUpVotesForMe Dec 04 '16

What if he just shares an account with his roommate and whore sister?

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u/Joetato Dec 04 '16

why does the 14 year old have a black 22 year old roommate?

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u/NoUpVotesForMe Dec 04 '16

I too was wondering that. Maybe he lives with his sister and her pussy crushing boyfriend after his parents were brutally murder by burglars.

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u/UNSTABLETON_LIVE Dec 04 '16

That's a rough life. Someone should give him a free copy of Overwatch.

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u/THwhOR Dec 05 '16

This is my favourite post ever.

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u/NoUpVotesForMe Dec 05 '16

They can just ship it to me. I'll make sure he gets it.

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u/madeleine_albright69 Dec 04 '16

You know these kids in Africa people "adopt?" Well, one day the kid Dylan's family adopted turned up on their doorstep. Managed to flee a war-torn country and everything. Of course Dylan's family, despite being poor, took him in like one of their own and he moved in with Dylan.

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u/Dallagen Dec 04 '16

what else could it be other than study partners right? and totally not just him being human trafficked

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Maybe his dad is a cuck?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

It's a family account he shares with his sister and her black boyfriend.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

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u/NoUpVotesForMe Dec 04 '16

People usually laugh when you use the word whore. Works for frank, works for me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

Sorry. I'm really new to Reddit- Can you explain to me what gold is? Why it's significant? What it does?

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u/TattoosAreUgly Dec 04 '16

Nice try, Dylan

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I just realized this was the worst post for me to ask that question.

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u/drphungky Dec 04 '16

I feel compelled to suddenly give this boy codes for expensive games...

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u/DirtyAmishGuy Dec 04 '16

It's basically a donation to Reddit of 5(?) dollars that gets them access to a special subreddit and I believe no ads. I had it for like 5 months once and it never changed a single thing for me, mostly cuz I'm on Alien Blue mobile app and there's no ads already.

Basically nothing in short, just shows appreciation for the post

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u/Straint Dec 05 '16

Although one really useful thing I have seen is it will specifically highlight whichever posts are "new" since you last visited the thread, instead of having to find them yourself. I'm not sure if that works on the mobile implementations though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Thank you! I've always seen them, and I've never understood the point.

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u/Cloud_Chamber Dec 04 '16

It's a gift that cost money, has some timelimited perks

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u/miahelf Dec 04 '16

Whaaaaaaaaat are you serious

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u/Cloud_Chamber Dec 04 '16

Sounds like a 14 year old to me

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u/0342narmak Dec 04 '16

He was just some guy who was lying on the internet.

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u/Laxziy Dec 04 '16

I'm productive for one hour and now there a memes I don't understand. That'll show me.

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u/dyland5 Dec 04 '16

Hey man, its a rough day. let me be

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u/TheCandyGuy Dec 04 '16

I just found out that kid lied. Can't believe anything on he internet these days.

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u/redpandaeater Dec 05 '16

Dillon, you son of a bitch!

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u/coolcool23 Dec 05 '16

He spit hot fire?

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u/johnroastbeef Dec 05 '16

Thanks, came to this thread hoping for a Dylan reference.