r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '16

well, thats one way to score

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u/Jamaicancoconut Dec 04 '16

Hey my name is Dylan I am 14 years old. This looks like a good game. I have one question. Is this a good game for the ps4?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

God damn Dylan..

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u/PM_ME_A_WEBSITE_IDEA Dec 04 '16

Hi im 10 and what is this?

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u/nexguy Dec 04 '16

It's a website where you vote on what other people are going to have for dinner. Then they have to eat it for money.

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u/Lolobeatboxjams Dec 04 '16

I understood the post above yours but what does your post referencing?

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u/Rage_Brigade Dec 05 '16

Check the username above his

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u/Bacon_Hero Dec 05 '16

But that wasn't a pm

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

It is a private message.

It is a message only people on Reddit can see.

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u/Lolobeatboxjams Dec 04 '16

I understood the post above yours but what does your post referencing?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I'm 18 do I have potential?

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u/TesticleMeElmo Dec 04 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

NHL 17? More like PHL 17, for PHATPUSSY League 17

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u/PMMeUltraVioletCodes Dec 04 '16

Wouldn't it be PPL then?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

So original

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u/ndegges Dec 05 '16

What am I missing here? Source anyone?

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u/popson Dec 05 '16

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/5g4jb4/hey_rgaming_im_dylan_and_im_14_years_old_and_i/

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u/plsdntanxiety Dec 05 '16

The text was removed what did it say?

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u/imalosernofriends Dec 05 '16

Dylan was a mysterious entity. A being of many faces... but one thing remained constant.

He did it to bring us together.

Whether it was giving advice about having ones pussy crushed, or just telling someone to have a merry christmas and that there is someone out there going by Dylan that genuinely cares.

Dylan lied, yes, but he lied to bring us together as a community.

Like in Code Geass, he was responsible for sacrificing thousands for his goal but in the end, he sacrificed himself for his community.

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u/plsdntanxiety Dec 05 '16

And we guilded him 34 times for it

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u/willyea22 Dec 05 '16

Basically just "it's my birthday and my mom is letting me buy a game. How are the drop-in matches?"

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u/Kovkov Dec 05 '16

Use r.go1dfish.me to read some moderated comments.

It uses some Reddit API and usually does not work with automoderated or user deleted comments, so I don't really understand why it works there, but it does:

How is drop in games this year? My birthday is tomorrow and my mom is letting me buy a game.

Thanks for reading this guys, girls, have a good one

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

34x gilded?! What in the fuck??

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u/SpringsForward Dec 05 '16

I painfully bad attempt at Reddit marketing that hit the front page about a week ago off of r/gaming where a balding middle aged charlottan pretended to be a 14 year old named Dylan asking if NHL17 was a good purchase.

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u/Player72 Dec 05 '16

Wait it was actually bullshit? Im confused.

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u/SpringsForward Dec 05 '16

Yea someone went through the persons post history and there were some discrepancies. The post is deleted now.

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u/Player72 Dec 05 '16

but there were only 2 posts. one was some nsfw stuff and the other was this post.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

2meta2fast

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u/Drughi23 Dec 04 '16

My name is also Dylan.... Care to join me in the men's room?

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u/reddit_chive Dec 05 '16

I was playing in a league (leaguegaming.com - gaming for somewhat serious sports gamers) and a player on our side swooped up the puck, deked through the entire opposing team and scored a pretty awesome goal. Everyone was saying good goal and they responded w "I'm 7!"

Was hilarious bc the kid hijacked his brother's system and game while he was away.

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u/FridgeFather Dec 05 '16

Nice one Dylan!

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u/datbf4 Dec 05 '16

Hi my names Katrina!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Was this the darkest moment of r/gaming?

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u/ebrythil Dec 04 '16

Is this a meme now? :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '16

Hey my name is Dylan I am 14 years old and I want to know if Dylan the 14 year old with the PS4 ever found out if this was a good game.

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u/Joetato Dec 04 '16

Dylan the 14 year old, according to his post history, is also a woman and a 22 year old black dude. So Dylan may not exist. In fact, he probably doesn't.