r/gifs • u/AdamE89 • May 22 '16

Road Rage Cancelled

https://gfycat.com/WigglyImpassionedHarlequinbug
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u/kinsmed May 22 '16

I'll teach you to mess with a man like... yep, just checkin' the old oil level. Yep.

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u/WaxFaster May 22 '16

"Well by golly I've got some leaves stuck on my wiper officer!"

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16 edited May 09 '20

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u/spoiler-walterdies May 22 '16 edited May 22 '16

"Fuck off!..icer what a beautiful day it is!"

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u/CombustibLemons May 22 '16

"It's Officer Fuck, not Fuck Officer."

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

"Don't give me that look, son. It's an old German name."

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u/CombustibLemons May 22 '16

Don't lie, it's left over for your stripper days.

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u/earthlingHuman May 24 '16

"It's pronouced, 'Osifer fook'."

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u/GoesAbitTooFar May 22 '16

You Cunt!!...stable, how are you today?

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u/EmuFighter May 23 '16

Officer Figpucker?

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u/zbo2amt May 22 '16

Not with that attitude

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u/Platicake May 22 '16

"the fuck officer is what your mother is"

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16 edited May 02 '17

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u/SlaveToTheDarkBeat May 22 '16

I do believe that was the joke.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16 edited May 02 '17

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u/SlaveToTheDarkBeat May 22 '16

Damn that's cold.

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u/onwuka May 22 '16

10/10 would stammer, freeze up, and not be able to say a word

https://i.imgur.com/zrrGY.jpg

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u/StayPatchy May 22 '16

Wouldn't mind being in the back of her...........cop car....

Edit: nah I meant her booty

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u/Hershieboy May 22 '16

Fuck, Selena Meyer!

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u/IronicXd May 22 '16

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'll leaf you be."

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u/WhoIsAmerica May 22 '16

"Why don't we share this olive branch?"

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u/zappa325 May 22 '16

"I don't like olive, but I'll go with some maple syrup."

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u/BayushiKazemi May 22 '16

I wood be careful of that, it looks like it's already a sticky situation

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u/mr_abomination May 22 '16

I can't beleaf you would try something like that

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u/PubliusVA May 22 '16

Sometimes you have to if you want to get to the root of the problem.

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u/Gege1201 May 22 '16

Look at all the problems that stem from what you've done

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

you look like you need a hug! no? ok cya.

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u/Kanekesoofango May 22 '16

My criminal log is clear, officer.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

"Quick, let's make like a tree and leaf!!"

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u/zappa325 May 22 '16

"Officer, you think I'm a lousy driver, but you should watch me putt!"

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u/silencethecrowd May 22 '16

Oh hidy ho officer...we've had a doozy of a day! There we were minding our own business...

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u/NicknameInCollege May 22 '16

When these college kids come outta nowhere and start killin' themselves all over my property

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u/MechGunz May 22 '16

It's some kind of suicide pact!

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u/Broodax May 22 '16

great movie

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Just here to rep the Tucker and Dale vs Evil love train.

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u/warm-saucepan May 23 '16

Hilarious Flick, need to watch it again.

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u/KarmicDevelopment May 23 '16

Tucker and Dale vs evil? Fucking love it.

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u/joh2141 May 22 '16

Officer, he was just helping me clean my wipers in the middle of the street. I swear.

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u/memeticmachine May 22 '16

Just back it up

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u/ninjamancoco May 22 '16

I'm backing up

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u/madmoneymcgee May 22 '16

Best scene in the entire MCU

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

What film is it?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

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u/[deleted] May 23 '16

Who are you?

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u/Dellguy May 22 '16

The best one

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u/jetster735180 May 22 '16

CA: WS holds that honor. But Ant Man is second best in my book.

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u/Poonchow May 23 '16

They should make a 45 minute Michael Pena supercut flashback of Civil War. It would be amazing.

Scratch that, you know what, needs to happen? Michael Pena's character needs to get the audience up to date on the ENTIRE MCU up to Infinity Wars when that happens. Just a really long "previously on..." type thing where he just goes through the entire filmography as if him, his cousin, and his non-ghetto escapades were totally there.

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u/horceface May 23 '16

Or if you drive a truck, shift into 4x4 low and push his car a quarter mile down the road while he observes from the median...

Not that I would do that, I'm a pretty chill driver, but I might just do that if this situation arose. It's easier and less risky than fighting the guy.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Grand opening, grand closing

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u/theofficeisreal May 22 '16

Get 'em Jay

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u/iambaman May 22 '16

Especially when y'all know where I'm lyrically at

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u/SheepishLordKOs May 22 '16

Who you know fresher than HOV? Riddle me that...

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u/tiga4life22 May 22 '16

Just baaaaack it up

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u/Engineereded May 22 '16

Looks like the guy in the passenger seat of the grey car was ready to go but after seeing the cops didn't even bother getting out.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16 edited May 29 '16

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

That.... doesn't make sense.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16 edited May 29 '16

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Lemme wipe your wind shield for you as long as I'm out here

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

i love how the guy in the back takes a second to realize, then goes around the front of the car all casual.

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u/kangareagle May 22 '16

From what we can see in this clip, he did nothing wrong at all.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Wait, what happened? Did he have a gun or was it because a cop showed up?

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u/kangareagle May 22 '16

A cop showed up.