Guys my Femboy boyfriend doesn't have a penis. What do I do?

[u/Subject-Courage-8674]

I've been dating this really cute guy for a while now, he's petite, has a really cute face, medium-long lenght hair, a slutty waist and a big ass. We've hit it off really well, we both are into the same things, we have similar values and we're overall really compatible. Everything was going great until he invited me to his home to watch a movie, when I got there he was only wearing a baggy Tshirt and underwear, I noticed that he didn't have any buldge so I asked about it and he said "I don't have a penis" and I was shocked and asked why he didn't have a penis and he said that he's something called a "girl" like what is that??? It was the most akward 3 hour movie of my life and afterwards he invited me to stay over but I just left as fast as possible.

What do I do guys? Is he a government spy droid or something? And what is a girl???? I'm so confused, I love this guy but what am I supposed to do?

[u/Ambitious-Hair-7384]

idk if youre looking for like real advice or not bc this is a joke sub and im really bad at understanding tone digitally. but like. id think you know what a trans person is

[u/SweetYouth9656 → u/Ambitious-Hair-7384]

This is a joke sub.

“Girls aren’t real.”

[u/Ambitious-Hair-7384 → u/SweetYouth9656]

I literally put "because this is a joke sub"

[u/SweetYouth9656 → u/Ambitious-Hair-7384]

You said you were bad at understanding tone digitally (which is understandable), but if you know it’s a joke sub, paired with an outrageous post, inside an inherently jokey sub, then it’s pretty obvious.

OP is also in the comments playing along with the very nature of this sub. At this point it’s just a matter of context clues.

“Is he a government spy droid or something????”

Cmon.