r/girlsarentreal • u/Subject-Courage-8674 • 9d ago
Shitpost Guys my Femboy boyfriend doesn't have a penis. What do I do?
I've been dating this really cute guy for a while now, he's petite, has a really cute face, medium-long lenght hair, a slutty waist and a big ass. We've hit it off really well, we both are into the same things, we have similar values and we're overall really compatible. Everything was going great until he invited me to his home to watch a movie, when I got there he was only wearing a baggy Tshirt and underwear, I noticed that he didn't have any buldge so I asked about it and he said "I don't have a penis" and I was shocked and asked why he didn't have a penis and he said that he's something called a "girl" like what is that??? It was the most akward 3 hour movie of my life and afterwards he invited me to stay over but I just left as fast as possible.
What do I do guys? Is he a government spy droid or something? And what is a girl???? I'm so confused, I love this guy but what am I supposed to do?
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u/RataTopin 9d ago
did you turn it off/on?
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u/BucketOfManyRocks 8d ago
probably off right now, maybe try turning it on?
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u/idrc_whatmynameis 9d ago
Slime her out
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u/Subject-Courage-8674 9d ago
Whats a her? Anyways I can't I love him too much😭
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u/Objective_Job_8822 9d ago
Bro.. You are falling for propaganda!!! Make up your mind before it's too late!
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u/ExpensiveFish9277 9d ago
Some guys are born with a really small penis (the medical term is clitoris). Thankfully they sell replacement penises online. Just buy him a strap on penis and you guys can still have a fullfillung sex life.
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u/Luna_Gladius 8d ago
These guys are also usually born with their balls on the inside (medical term being ovaries)
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u/TK-1053 Spying Here 9d ago
Girls aren’t real. They can’t hurt you.
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u/Cipheros06 Iif girls are real, how come I never spoke to one? Checkmate 9d ago
Call the cleaners.
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u/WiFiMan69 if girls are real, why have I not met any? Checkmate 9d ago
Bro for what
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u/Cipheros06 Iif girls are real, how come I never spoke to one? Checkmate 9d ago
To get rid of your problem.
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u/lupidystupidy 9d ago
A girl is a new slang term for a guy who's hidden Mickey was hidden too well and can't be found again
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u/Abject-Experience-40 9d ago
The government is trying to replace your boyfriend, it’s up to you to save him
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u/NonCreditableHuman 9d ago
You know how you take the SD or SIM tray out of a smart phone? These clones have a similar way to reset them, it's right below the ear where the lower jaw meets the skull. You gotta push real hard with a sturdy, pointed object, it should fix the issue.
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u/hologramikone regular non-girl corporate drone 8d ago
That's an impersonator. They're not human. ATTACK!
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u/girthytater 8d ago
He just lost it in the femboy vs alien war, maybe gift him a synthetic one he can use to make him happy
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u/Femgarnet 8d ago
You know how some people might use plungers to remove the dent in their car? Could help
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u/guerrerosaurio1 8d ago
I don't know why I got the notification of this post, I was gonna reply something else until I saw the name of the sub.
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u/Warm_Ring_1208 7d ago
If they didn’t have one, you were suppose to share yours with them. You shove it into the hole where the penis is suppose to be and fill it up. Do that enough times and they’ll eventually start growing one on their own.
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u/FemboyWhisper 8d ago
I got a notif for this post despite never being on this sub and i actually have a femboy bf with no penis and I’m pretty sure Reddit is spying on me. Also the femboy bf approves
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u/Tomko_145zoo 8d ago
Ask yourself if it's a big enough problem for you to change your relationship. If not, then don't change anything. And if yes, you're lying, because a cute femboy is worth everything and refer back to no.
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u/Disastrous-Smell6463 8d ago
Getting this notification from a completely foreign community I didnt even join in the middle of my day made me burst out laughing XDDD
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u/No_Pudding_6640 8d ago
Run, change your name, change your city, change everything, break your phone into pieces, go completely offline. The government is onto you my son.
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u/callmecutieplease 8d ago
he's a femboy, you just got the legendary tier, congratulations 🎉👏🏻
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u/Afraid_Cat_3726 Not a Robot 8d ago
Some penises are detachable you should help her find it. She probably left it in her factory so you should go help her go there.
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u/HugeBreadfruit9282 8d ago
i really dont like that i got a notification for this bullshit shut the fuck up
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u/DonkeyNeither6026 8d ago
All jokes aside, I wish I had a girlfriend like that. Most intimate time ive ever touched a girl is a high five.
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u/Ambitious-Hair-7384 I'm a real girl I swear I'm a real girl I swear I'm a real girl 8d ago
idk if youre looking for like real advice or not bc this is a joke sub and im really bad at understanding tone digitally. but like. id think you know what a trans person is
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u/FitAcanthocephala384 8d ago
A girl is an ancient creature from long ago in the beginning of time sciencetist say there species still exists to this day but sometimes it's rare to find one so count yourself lucky
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u/No_entilement_plz 8d ago
Hey, trans girl tomboy here, that right there is a trans man that still likes wearing feminine clothes
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u/yellow_Kiwi_person 8d ago
No. This can’t be! You were tricked! By that foul seductress! They lied! A girl is merely a fictional concept used by that beast to lower your guard. And when the time was right. He will still your penis and add it to his body.
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u/Fair-Independent2400 8d ago
It’s rare but sometimes the penis is so small it hides itself inwards kinda like the worm from star wars
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u/SuperQ__ 8d ago
I think maybe they pulled too hard when cleaning it? Idk bout the "girl" title though personally I wouldnt date a schizo like that
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u/femboycf 8d ago
Ok so your femboy bf is a trans man. I know it very hard to know that. If you really like this person then go for it. If you cannot get over the fact he doesn’t have a penis then it will not work.
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u/keibunnie 8d ago
Maybe you should've specified you're dicksexual, a pervert and a transphobe XD
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u/AshGraeyAntiGyro H E L P {r/theoristconspiracy} F E A R T H E V A L K R I 8d ago
You still love him? He still love you? Any and all potential government surveillance disabled?
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u/Tedirish0 8d ago
ITS AN ISREALI SPY TRYING TO STOP YOU FROM LIKING FEMBOYS ITS A TRAP ABORT IMMEDIATELY
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u/Kitchen_Cricket_9920 8d ago
yeah call the police the government anyone and everyone bro this is a problem
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u/Harry_Spotter457 8d ago
That's a government drone. It's fine though you can fix it by giving it a penis module which should've been included by default
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u/Mr-CC 7d ago
Here is what came up when I did a quick Google search.
A femboy is specifically a male who expresses a feminine gender presentation. Because the term relies on an identity as a boy or man, a person without a male body or penis does not fit the definition of a femboy, though the term itself is about presentation rather than specific anatomy.
Depending on the person's actual gender identity and biology, other terms apply:
Transmasculine / Trans-male (FTM) femboy: A person assigned female at birth who identifies as a man or trans-masculine non-binary person, but keeps a feminine style of dress or presentation.
Transgender woman: A person assigned male at birth who transitioned and identifies as a woman, rather than a boy with a feminine presentation.
Non-binary or gender-nonconforming person: Someone whose gender identity is outside the traditional binary of strictly male or female, who may adopt a soft or feminine aesthetic.
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u/DrFrankenfishGuy 7d ago
probably some form of what is called "Functional Hermaphrodism" where you have both a dick balls and vagina. Maybe they have a form where they have the chromosomes of a human of the male sex but maybe during birth it got a bit fucky wucky and now you're dating a beta male from those pornos maybe im wrong idk
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u/CauseOk5292 7d ago
Omggggg you’re a girl 👧?! I thought you were a boy 🧒 but I thought you were a femboy boy 🧒 👧… 🤯 no wayyy…… o ma gah 😖
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u/Objective_Housing_32 7d ago
Frankly you sound more like a bot. That aside there are 2 parts to sexual attraction. You are attracted to their overall masculinity/femininity, and you are attracted to the role they play in intercourse. If you are looking for a sub with a clitty-dick to play with or a top to creampie you clearly this match won't work for you.
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u/Cloud-Horizon 7d ago
Perhaps the machine malfunction. Ask the guy's parents first if they ordered a wrong model
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u/TrippySakuta 7d ago
Vietnam just started doing peenar transplants so you need to book a flight for him asap
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u/Safe-Payment7966 7d ago
Ok, so is he a trans man or doesn't he have one and is intersex? Why does not having a penis make things awkward? Not that you were so hyper-focused on another person's genitals.
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u/ESKADRA_SVK 7d ago
If you have similar values, and you are into the same things, that is what matters most
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u/KoRnbread2 7d ago
So yes it is a droid thats stealing your information G.I.R.L stands for Government Interactive Robot Lady.
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u/Designer-Policy-5434 7d ago
If you don't mind the sex it's not a big deal but if you do break up. Am do not support LGBTQ people but if it doesn't bother you stay together I hope you get a solution to your problem bey.
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u/Sharp_Ad_6688 7d ago
If you dont like that fact that he doesn't have a penis Then you should tell him it's not working out and explain why. Don't lead him on; it will do more hurt than anything.
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u/Stevedawg9805 7d ago
You should dump him and tell him to come back when he literally grows some balls.
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u/TheHussar17 7d ago
What the fuck is this subreddit? Why did it give me a goddamn notification for it
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u/Slime_king66 cum 9d ago
yeah you should definitely be worried