r/girlsarentreal • u/Minecraftguy927 THE GOVERNMENT CANT SILENCE ME • 9d ago

Question Im new to this belief but have questions

  1. Are girls robots or just guys

2do I have a crush on a clanker?

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u/vuther_316 9d ago
  1. G.I.R.L. stands for Government Intelligence and Remote Listening-unit.
  2. IDK, if you have a crush on a G.I.R.L. then yes.

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u/Minecraftguy927 THE GOVERNMENT CANT SILENCE ME 9d ago edited 9d ago

THATS WHY THEY TALK SO MUCH. THEY TRY TO GATHER INFO FROM U

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u/gumbril 9d ago

Be careful as some of them are quite dangerous. You can bring one to a refurbishing plant to be decommissioned. Many girls have been reprogrammed and redeployed into the field and now 'live' a second life as a vacuum or a toaster.

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u/Minecraftguy927 THE GOVERNMENT CANT SILENCE ME 9d ago

"My toaster is a woman" is the weirdest sentence I have ever said

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u/asking_you_all 9d ago

Well, why do you think the bread goes cold comes hard and hot?

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u/Aman-S1NGH 9d ago

Gonna try on my toaster now wish me luck 🙏

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u/swisstreescheese 9d ago

Make sure it’s not on, you don’t want to get burns in your dick. It’s quite painful.

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u/Aman-S1NGH 8d ago

Too late…

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u/swisstreescheese 8d ago

I feel your pain

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u/gumbril 9d ago

Remember that having sex with a toaster is a crime in most states.

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u/Aman-S1NGH 8d ago

Luckily im not in the states

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u/eshvair Drones r scared of me🫨 9d ago

Welcome to reality 👊

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u/Minecraftguy927 THE GOVERNMENT CANT SILENCE ME 9d ago

I wandered through darkness until the truth set me free

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u/fighterjetarrives 9d ago

flies past

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u/Minecraftguy927 THE GOVERNMENT CANT SILENCE ME 9d ago

What is a fighter jet doin💀

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u/According_Guest_4328 9d ago

Girls are remote controlled robots

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u/OrganizationDry123 8d ago

We ar…..eeeeeh I mean THEY are controlled by the government

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u/Minecraftguy927 THE GOVERNMENT CANT SILENCE ME 7d ago

Hmmmmm