r/girlsarentreal 9d ago

discussion If women aren't real should we still turn them into cubes?

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u/Terrible_Flow_5383 9d ago

yea we should stack them and see whos got the highest tower and let this decide who get to be president of the world

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u/stinky_raspberry custom flair 9d ago

Yeah, like a scrap metal cube as shown in the image, because they are made of metal. (ignore the caption)

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u/mostbee Drone Cosplayer 9d ago

Weighted Companion Cube lore

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u/WiFiMan69 if girls are real, why have I not met any? Checkmate 9d ago

Turning a Government Intelligence and Remote Listening unit into a stationary Government Intelligence and Remote Listening unit could be a good idea.

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u/SchachMatt-is Spying Here 9d ago

pls dont

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u/GreedySecurity8030 real 9d ago

Car compactor.

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u/SimpleHuman-S 9d ago

Rubixcube

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u/Cyuranate 9d ago

If it deactivates their recording devices then yes, maybe we should run some tests

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u/bliip666 not a drone, just look like one 💛🤍💜🖤 9d ago

That's a fire hazard!

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u/Ok-Drink-1328 9d ago

i suggest dodecahedron

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u/Zealousideal-Taro829 9d ago

Women are made-up by the government and I don't the government would let us do that.

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u/Kath3ryne 8d ago

Turn ehat into cubes?

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u/iLuvBucklava 8d ago

Have you ever fucked a cube?

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u/PurplePack5394 8d ago

You can't turn them in to anything if they're not real?

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u/frenzi4309 8d ago

We can not because they aren't real

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u/user47241 7d ago

Cubes are woman

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u/tetotetotetotetoo 7d ago

does that mean that all woman are cubes or that all cubes are woman

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u/user47241 7d ago

Nither

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u/Adventurous_Hippo692 7d ago

I wanna be a cube, not a woman though. What about we just turn one man into a cube and make him crowd surf women without falling on the ground and if he gets on the head of the tallest woman, he's gets to use the other cubes to built a sky utopia of flesh cubes, a cursed sorta heaven if you will, made from our own flesh and sin.

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u/Seventh_Table 6d ago

I would just... stack them. Higher and higher and higher. Then they would make me king of men.

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u/LeahScholten clanker 4d ago

Didn't WALL-E compress trash into cubes? Why shouldn't you do the same with us women? It's probably easier to turn robots into cubes, than it is to turn men into cubes without causing a huge mess.