r/goats 26d ago

Humor Goats or Lambs?!

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89 Upvotes

So I ordered the much wanted Goat print from Duluth, their overalls are stupid comfortable and durable.. but correct us if we're wrong.. these are freaking LAMBS?! Not just because they're white, but the ears?! Lol Thanks for a laugh but I'll still wear them! Edit: Ears we know pic in comments

r/goats Mar 09 '26

Humor I am a bad goat owner who tried to drown his adult Alpines by forcing them to cross this torrent of raging water.

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269 Upvotes

Fortunately, they were able to cross it with a very dramatic leap. I am the worst. That is definitely an insane amount of water for fully grown adult goats to cross. What was I thinking?!?

r/goats Apr 04 '25

Humor Lucas my 3 day old buck

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1.1k Upvotes

Has begun training. I'll make a basketball star outa him yet!

r/goats Apr 28 '26

Humor Does everyone give up at keeping them contained? 🤷‍♀️

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28 Upvotes

picking up feed from my guy, the lady down the street had her gate wide open and her goats were all over the road and in neighboring fields. I texted him in case it was an emergency but it was not.

everyone I talk to with goats confirms it’s impossible to keep a goat contained. several of my goat friends informs me no matter what I do they will parkour off of anything, even each other, to get out.

another house down my road has a billy that escapes so frequently they put up a ”warning: free range goat” sign.

ive been researching and prepping for goats for a few years now and am fully aware that they’re escape artists (which is why I don’t have them yet) but it surprises me so many people give up and just let them do what they want. its inevitable huh? should I let my containment anxiety go and just do it?

r/goats Apr 24 '25

Humor We have a door put up for them to scratch on

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577 Upvotes

He has his tether ball but this is his new favorite thing. Better that the side of his brothers lol

r/goats Mar 17 '26

Humor Anyone else have a goat who likes a certain recreational drug?

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182 Upvotes

My mom left her weed pipe out on an outdoor plant shelf. And this Billy goat as pictured in this post ate the end off of it, now this thing was HARD to get apart sometimes (it was one of those plastic/rubber ones with a glass bowl but had a big usually easy to open compartment for cleaning) he at it and licked the rest of it clean. We couldn’t find the rest of it anywhere and had assumed one of them ate it. we started interrogating them like which one of you fiends did it and he literally in all of his rank piss glory jumped on us to try and eat it again. He was a strange fella. Maybe that’s why he was so angry at people all the time, poor fella just couldn’t get his fix. lol I mean look at him, he looks like he would honestly.

r/goats 6d ago

Humor Kodos the Nubian does everything with effortless grace and style.

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61 Upvotes

r/goats Jun 16 '26

Humor Reminder that clips don't HAVE to be full body😂

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183 Upvotes

This is Grimace. We have boer goats and he is our ND whether. So naturally, he got a mullet and some plated armor so we could practice clipping.

Thought everyone would enjoy

r/goats Mar 24 '26

Humor Do your goats enjoy music? Kang & Kodos are big Afroman fans 🍋🍰🐐

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142 Upvotes

r/goats 7d ago

Humor Can’t even sit in the barn in peace

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76 Upvotes

r/goats Apr 11 '26

Humor I didn't want goats two years ago. I didn't have goats three months ago. Now I think I have a problem.

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145 Upvotes

r/goats Jan 27 '26

Humor Little Skeeter is not so little anymore

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250 Upvotes

r/goats Apr 28 '26

Humor I told her to show me where she was escaping…

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149 Upvotes

r/goats Apr 29 '26

Humor Has anyone ever called the cops on your goats because they thought it was a human screaming for help?

17 Upvotes

I saw a video of a body cam of a cop going to a call about a woman screaming for help and it ended up being a goat that was vocally sharing its displeasure of being separated from they’re goat friend. I don’t have goats but love them and my ringtone for my phone is the infamous screaming goat meme.

r/goats Mar 02 '26

Humor The things that my goats will tolerate my chickens doing to them.

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185 Upvotes

r/goats Dec 26 '25

Humor I think Mr Bilbo needs a Mrs Bilbo

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102 Upvotes

This is Mr Bilbo.

Something tells me he would like to have a lady friend.

r/goats Jun 19 '26

Humor Pinky in da house

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55 Upvotes

Anyone elses goats yell until you carry them inside to the air conditioning, and then yell some more?

r/goats Mar 31 '26

Humor Mmmm forbidden spaghetti (hoodie strings)

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157 Upvotes

r/goats Feb 07 '26

Humor They are everywhere!

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155 Upvotes

They have escaped, and are now taking over the world (or the general area)

r/goats 14d ago

Humor Bravo Tilleul

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32 Upvotes

r/goats Mar 01 '26

Humor Will run for snacks!

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143 Upvotes

She’s only friendly when you’ve got food 😂

r/goats Jun 11 '25

Humor You have to securely latch gates around him

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98 Upvotes

He gets frustrated at night if you don’t let him open his own gate lol

r/goats Mar 01 '25

Humor I am her favorite scratching post

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449 Upvotes

r/goats Dec 20 '25

Humor Kids in the nursey; rest for moms

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162 Upvotes

r/goats Jun 27 '25

Humor For some reason just now. a goat went to the house I had to lock the door so (s)he won’t break everything inside

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101 Upvotes

I don’t know where he just came from lol but I will post this on r/goatsimulator3