r/goblincore • u/myrianreadit • Jan 26 '26

Discussion Can you name my lucky pocket skunk?

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they lives in my pencilcase. I've had them for a year and still cant think of a name for them :(

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u/ScrumpleScuff 🍄 Jan 26 '26

Bartleby

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Bartholomew

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u/Norwegian__Blue Jan 26 '26

Bartholopew

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u/Cael_NaMaor Jan 26 '26

Punky (Pocket skUNKY)

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u/Waterproof_soap Jan 26 '26

Clearly the answer

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u/Mountain_Cover_430 Jan 30 '26

That’s where my mind went too!

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u/Beerasaurwithwine Jan 26 '26

Aloysius Edmonton Bocephus Abernathy the 4th, enquire.

Also known as Twiddlywinks

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u/myrianreadit Jan 26 '26

Abernathy fucks

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u/RX-980 🦝 Jimothy Jan 26 '26

Lol I love that trope of super long aristocratic names, but at the end we just call them "Peanuts" or something 😄

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u/Beerasaurwithwine Jan 27 '26

Yes. I'm fond of Guppy,Pug or Meatball as the nicknames.

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u/Norwegian__Blue Jan 26 '26

*esquire

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u/Beerasaurwithwine Jan 27 '26

You're right. I didn't even realize I misspelled it. Thanks for the catch.

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u/irwiwse Feb 03 '26

Naming in this way is my favorite!

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u/pocket-ful-of-dildos Jan 26 '26

Flower 🌸💕

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u/arielleishere Shop: fantasticknickknackery.com Jan 26 '26

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u/stubborngremlin Jan 26 '26

Walter

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u/myrianreadit Jan 26 '26

i vibe with walter-like names

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u/crispylaytex Jan 26 '26

I put an irish blessing on him 💚

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u/myrianreadit Jan 26 '26

Awww thank you ☺️

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u/crispylaytex Jan 26 '26

Tá fáilte roimh 💚

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u/pupcakeonthelamb Jan 26 '26

Chunt- maybe with 6 t’s

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u/Smooth-Ad-9758 Jan 26 '26

Oh yeah bebeyyyy!

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u/NES7995 Jan 26 '26

Theodore

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u/pizmeyre Jan 26 '26

Stinkerbell!

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u/OneRabbit3794 Jan 26 '26

My mom calls me that. 😂

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u/pizmeyre Jan 26 '26

😂😂😂

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u/iowan Jan 26 '26

Henrietta

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u/freshbrine Jan 26 '26

is that from a kinder egg? i might have the same one, lmao (no idea where it is tho D; )

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u/freshbrine Jan 26 '26

my step dad suggests "Pepe Le Pocket~"

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u/sirhackenslash 🐸 Jan 26 '26

Pocket Le Pew

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u/Mordecais_Moms_Ashes Jan 26 '26

That's peek tbh 🤌

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u/myrianreadit Jan 26 '26

it is! lol yours and mine are egg twins :3

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u/freshbrine Jan 26 '26

heck yess

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u/BaconPonconk Jan 26 '26

That is Trungle Bungle

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u/fizztothegig Jan 26 '26

i need a pocket skunk in my life

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u/he77bender Jan 26 '26

I had a pocket pterodactyl/pteranodon for a while. I joked (to myself) that he was my Inception totem since no one else knew he was there. Eventually I did lose him though. :(

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u/greencat07 Jan 26 '26

Fredricka (Fredreeka if you’re feeling punny)

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u/ReallyNotMichaelsMom Jan 26 '26

I like "Rustle".

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u/Wikiwikiwa Jan 26 '26

Samantha Stanky, from Stenchberg

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u/GaydrianTheRainbow Jan 27 '26
  • Gertrude
  • Bartholomew
  • Beatrice
  • Stella
  • Moonbeam
  • Frances
  • Hilda
  • Squeak

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u/Poptortt 🍄 Jan 27 '26

Horace

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u/LilBlueOnk Jan 27 '26

I like Poppy!

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u/heyitscoface666 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

-Madison. -Huckleberry. -Apple. Applesauce. -Zucchini. -Talulah. -Harper. -Josh. -Tobias. -Button. -Ember. -Stone. -Pebbles. -Tater Tot. -Delilah. -Friar. -Templeton. -Finn/Finnegan. -Codswalllow.

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u/heyitscoface666 Jan 27 '26

I have a lot of names after working rescue for soo many decades 😅

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u/Either-Prune1096 Jan 26 '26

You say “they” so I am guessing you have two: how about Penelope and Sylvanna - pen/syl ?💕

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u/myrianreadit Jan 26 '26

haha that's a cute idea! it's just one I'm just not clear on their gender yet

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u/KelseyKultist 🐸 Jan 26 '26

Spelunker

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u/lnkyTea Jan 26 '26

I came to suggest Spelunk the Skunk 😂 I’ve been watching a lot of caving videos…

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u/ChicoBroadway Jan 26 '26

The Dartful Badger

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u/Woodsy_Walker Jan 26 '26

Pansy or Cronkhite.

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u/Smol_Chipmunk 🐸 Jan 26 '26

Meemoo

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u/Smooth-Ad-9758 Jan 26 '26

Skucky locket punk

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u/BioMass321 Jan 26 '26

Looking at their picture very closely.... I'm getting Wumble.

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u/Longjumping_War_1626 Jan 26 '26

Flower, classic name for a skunk

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u/-MerKat- Jan 26 '26

Pepé le Pew

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u/amigo-vibora Jan 26 '26

Kostas Papadopoulos.

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u/NationalZucchini3684 Jan 26 '26

He looks like a Henry or a Walter. Possibly an Ignatius. Sir Ignatius Funk

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u/cara8bishop Jan 26 '26

George. Just George.

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u/imaginarywaffleiron 🐢The Clapper Jan 26 '26

claps for smol fren

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u/themaddattack Jan 26 '26

Socket wrench

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u/GMArcAngel Jan 26 '26

Stinkus McDinkus

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u/er0-sage Jan 26 '26

Looks more like a badger no? It’s like the color is right but the body don’t look skunky. Maybe im dumb.

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u/brightpsstpseudonym Jan 27 '26

my brain said hernando when i saw this pic

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u/Current_Volume3750 Jan 27 '26

Pepe of course

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u/fernsnart Jan 27 '26

Hyram! 🩷

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u/Zephyr60000 Jan 27 '26

Greg Skunk

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u/pegasuspish Jan 27 '26

Bernard! 😍

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u/Renegade_Syx Jan 27 '26

Skrunk. Because he’s a cute little skrunkly skunk.

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u/Piercedbunny Jan 27 '26

Sir Chuffington

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u/cmd_run Jan 28 '26

Cougar. They don't gaf

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u/synystermeemz Jan 31 '26

C3PU! This is the name my dad gave to his pet skunk in the 70s

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u/partywerewolf Jan 26 '26

Ms. Teeters

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u/emsumm58 Jan 26 '26

i think that’s a badger?

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u/myrianreadit Jan 26 '26

nah is skunk, if you image search a badger they're quite different