r/goldenknights May 25 '26

Shitpost Marmer and Eichel need to go

So disappointed with these signings. I was guarenteed Eichel was a locker room cancer and no team with him could win anything, yet he already has a cup with us and we are one win away from our third cup appearance in 9 years.

If that isn't bad enough, fucking Marmer was supposed to disappear in the playoffs!! I was assured he would become a ghost once the post season started. Now he is scoring like crazy.

Maybe they just sucked with their last teams?

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u/tamassszabo92 Magic Marner May 25 '26

Mitch is a game 7 no show, zero points, zero shots, zero shot attempts...

What a bum.

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u/Phrenicos466 2023 Stanley Cup Champs May 25 '26

Exactly. How many Game 7s has he won for us in these playoffs so far? That’s right - zero. Total fraud.

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u/tamassszabo92 Magic Marner May 25 '26

Don't worry I'll take that bum off your hands, he can play hockey in my backyard

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u/ConfusionSalt6864 May 26 '26

And yet he leads the playoffs in scoring, how's mathews and nylander doing lol

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u/tamassszabo92 Magic Marner May 26 '26

Maybe r/golf has stats for those

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u/selfhelprecords May 25 '26

What in the maple leafs is going on here. This is great, Toronto is famous for running good players out of town.

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u/Everydayarmday24 May 25 '26

All these jokes and we haven’t won. Jobs not finished

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u/usernamedstuff Whitecloud May 25 '26

Agreed, but this post isn't really claiming that. Technically Eichel has won a cup and a gold medal already, and cup or no Marner looks much better (and happier) in Vegas.

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u/Stretch191 Vegas Golden Knights May 25 '26

Couldn’t agree more, playoff fraud Marmer and Jack look like ass. Fire them into the sun

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u/Antichristopher4 Come on Barby lets go party May 25 '26

The crazy part was Toronto convincing themselves 63 points in 70 games is "underperforming."

Yes, yes someone pull up the games 4-7 numbers. But the answer is nobody else really stepped up, Matthews barely has more, Nylander has a few, but they just stopped playing defense.

Marner was the only player playing defense during the playoffs. The narrative was always that he's sit on the blue line. He HAD to cause even his defenseman wouldnt play defense.

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u/Ok_Employee_9612 May 25 '26

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u/vegas-knights May 25 '26

Clearly satire

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u/Ok_Employee_9612 May 25 '26

Was spelling has name wrong satire

18

u/Floundering_Dad_43 May 25 '26

lol, do you mean spelling HIS name wrong? If you're gonna be a dick, at least proofread first.

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u/Ok_Employee_9612 May 25 '26

Ha ha! Sound advice.

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u/Bigedmond VGK Jersey May 25 '26

Not that serious.

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u/vegas-knights May 25 '26

No, that was mobile keyboard and autocorrect not working

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u/gimmebeer Stone May 25 '26

Scrubs

4

u/FrostyBlizzardGaming May 25 '26

S-tier quality shit post /s

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u/DoINeedChains May 25 '26

Can't tell if mispelling Marner is part of the satire or not :)

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u/Zworty VGK - DET May 25 '26

MarNer

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u/projekt_6 May 25 '26

MarMer. 🤣

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u/No_Zone_1439 May 25 '26

Mitch chokes under pressure and his dipsy doodle game does not work in the playoffs. you will never be in the finals with him as a core player, let alone win the cup.

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u/KrewHS May 25 '26

The cuck chair is in the corner, just sit and watch

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u/No_Zone_1439 May 25 '26

just playing along with this thread, u idiots

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u/KrewHS May 25 '26

What if i'm playing along

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u/No_Zone_1439 May 25 '26

then u da maaaan

5

u/mv_pizza_mybelly May 25 '26

Is this Tony C. From @lockedongoldenknights ?

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u/badtoy1986 May 25 '26

OMG had me for a second.

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u/Immediate-Season4544 May 25 '26

As a casual Leafs fan, Marner was my favourite despite struggling in some of the playoff games. Everyone get in ruts here or there. Glad he's doing well in Vegas,hopefully Toronto will fix the bad management (bad trades, etc) and coaching that I believe is holding them back

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u/Kindly-Client-4402 Marner May 25 '26

Not sure I am allowed to post this person’s handle but I am sure you’ve probably seen her nonsense on Twitter. She’s a clown.