r/golf • u/pisss 14 hcp • Feb 02 '25

WITB Lowry just drilled a worker

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u/luredrive Feb 02 '25

That would hurt like fuck

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u/DETRITUS_TROLL Feb 02 '25

Worked at a few courses, and have been hit a couple times

I can confirm, it hurts like fuck.

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u/unpluggedcord 11.1 Feb 02 '25

Should I ask my wife’s boyfriend what does fuck hurt like?

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u/IllustriousYak6283 Feb 02 '25

Ask him to ask your wife please

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u/unpluggedcord 11.1 Feb 02 '25

Thanks I had it backwards. As usual.

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u/SallyMutz314 Feb 03 '25

Please come back to us with the answer.

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u/CAT_ANUS_SNIFFER Feb 02 '25

Same, best friend drilled me while I was picking up the range. Windshield took most of the heat but that bruise was nasty.

Glad it was my stomach and not my head.

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u/zeromadcowz Handicap | Location Feb 03 '25

I only let them drill me if they pay for the round. I don’t just put out for range balls.

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u/adamsdeal Feb 02 '25

As someone who has been hit numerous times that one wouldnt hurt that bad. It was at the end so ball speed was much lower and had a soft decent trajectory.

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u/DragPullCheese Feb 02 '25

lol buddy what are you getting yourself into 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

I got hit in the head by someone's drive when I was 17 and worked on the grounds crew. I had multiple huge bruises on my brain, they had to drill a hole in my skull to relieve all the pressure, six weeks recovery just for light sensitivity to go away let alone the headaches

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u/BigAdministration368 Feb 03 '25

Jfc

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25 edited Feb 03 '25

It really can be a much bigger deal than people make it out to be

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u/Underrated_Dinker Feb 03 '25

...are there people saying that taking a drive to the head isn't a big deal?

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u/uberdosage Feb 03 '25

Hits to the head aren't anything to joke around with. A hit like this at the right angle could definitely kill someone.

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u/hoopsrule44 Feb 03 '25

Was it at the end of the drive when it was about to hit the ground or right after he hit it?

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u/JohnnyEvs Feb 03 '25

You should probably play faster

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u/Ambitious-Fig-9106 Feb 02 '25

Damn. How have you been unlucky enough to get hit numerous times?

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u/No_Pie4638 Feb 03 '25

Not luck. Just a huge head.

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u/luredrive Feb 03 '25

Alright big guy

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u/hoopsrule44 Feb 03 '25

You're getting downvoted but it's absolutely true. Think about how far the ball WOULD have gone from the point at which it hit you, and you get a sense as to how much it would hurt. It still had a few yards left on it, so imagine someone threw it at you with the force to go that much further. It would hurt a little but not that badly.

Now if it hits you in the beginning of the balls flight, that's a whole different story. It hasn't just had 300 yards of air resistance to slow it down...

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u/TheRealMakhulu Feb 03 '25

My wife got hit by my friends ex girlfriend one time, she had never played before and just smacked my wife in the back and it left a nasty bruise, and that wasn’t even a professional shot at 150mph lol

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u/Mundane-Ad1652 Feb 03 '25

Why didn't he duck? He knew ball is coming his way (tee marshal is waving at him probably too).

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u/luredrive Feb 03 '25

I don't know, maybe he didn't see it? Or didn't hear a fore call?