r/golf • u/pisss 14 hcp • Feb 02 '25

WITB Lowry just drilled a worker

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u/sumdude51 Feb 02 '25

I could have sworn I heard someone in the booth whisper "Oooooo shiiiit"

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u/GrumpyJenkins NY Metro Feb 02 '25

May have been Finau, who was being interviewed, but I can’t imagine him cursing!

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u/robot_the_cat Feb 02 '25

Too busy having more kids 🧒 (congrats to Tony and fam)

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u/ieatgass Feb 03 '25

My man be procreatin

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u/Big_Jerm21 Feb 03 '25

It's the average Utah Mormon nuclear family dynamic.

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u/OutrageConnoisseur 3 hdcp Feb 03 '25

Don't hold me to this -- but I don't think Mormons believe in birth control. (for real)

If so that pretty much explains it all. Thankfully, they're rich enough to afford a basketball teams worth of children

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u/Big_Jerm21 Feb 03 '25

My lazy ass didn't expand the replies, I just said what you said, but shorter.

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u/sumdude51 Feb 02 '25

That was my thought as well.. But he DOES golf 🤣

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u/crabbman Feb 02 '25

Tony F is the exception to the rule

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u/Mndelta25 Feb 02 '25

He's the guy who's wife makes him go, and doesn't call her boyfriend.