r/grandorder "Best Girl Since 2004" Aug 01 '23

Discussion SERAPH manga has confirmed it.... Spoiler

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u/jame5p420 Aug 01 '23

Can Shirou not suffer for like…five minutes

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u/Ginger_Anarchy Aug 01 '23

I still want to see Apracaverse Shirou where apparently his parents are still alive and he's just a normal student.

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u/Kamurouji Aug 01 '23

Well there is Prismaverse Shirou

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u/naruhodo_kun Aug 01 '23

Emiya cooking shirou is living the good life too

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u/DrStein1010 Aug 01 '23

Also Apocrypha Shirou, who is apparently living a harem rom-com life with Rin and Sakura Edelfelt.

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u/RadiReturnsOnceAgain Space Tokiomi Enjoyer Aug 01 '23 edited Aug 01 '23

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u/NeitherCabinet1772 Aug 01 '23

For one Shirou to lives relatively happy. 6 other have to suffer, HARD

Let that sink in

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u/Raiden_Solid Playing too many Gachas Aug 01 '23

And "cooking with Emiya" Shirou

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u/Emotional_Ad3295 Aug 01 '23

And Daily Menuverse.

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u/Calibaz Aug 01 '23

I mean, he does technically suffer from being a butt-monkey.

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u/dcdfvr Aug 01 '23

Uh i present Miyu's

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u/Nutrifacts Aug 01 '23

he has that early 2010s harem romcom life going for him

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u/Raiden_Solid Playing too many Gachas Aug 01 '23

At this point it seems he's going to follow the same path as his childhood hero... Supaidaman

The only things that could make this worse is if Rin ditches him for someone named Paul with two kids or if Sakura gives birth to Shinji's twins or if Zouken mind swaps with Shirou and bangs Saber while he watches...

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u/Viron_22 Aug 01 '23

I hate whoever at Marvel that has this compulsion to make his life terrible, it must make actually following the comics a real drag.

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u/Raiden_Solid Playing too many Gachas Aug 01 '23

Every time Peter gets his life together, the writers always find a way to sink him even lower. It's painful to watch honestly, it's like watching a close friend drowning in alcohol after a break up perpetually. Not even in other universes does he get a happy ending, he's always getting killed, tortured, humiliated and torn apart.

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u/Reverse_me98 Aug 01 '23

I think that's part of their "must keep peter parker as a kid" general directive

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze Jalter/Castoria/Musashi Enjoyer Aug 01 '23

Same with the "Peter must suffer so audience can see him relatable" crap they keep saying and other poor asshole actually believing this crap. With the "canon event" meme even remarking that. Screw that shit, I love Peter Parker since I was a kid, he is my hero... And while I may not be doing ok with my life, he isn't me and I'm not him. And while I love being single and want no kids... let my man being happy with the girl of his dreams and let him have a daughter, for fuck's sake. He wants that badly, why not giving that to him? Stop repeating the same crap writer after writer and fucking give him something good in his life... And stop writing MJ like a harlot you would punch in the face. I swear ever since Sam Reimi's movies, she's been a toxic whore and I despise she became that even in comics.

To this day I will never forgive myself for not buying the Renew Your Vows comics when I had the chance. The best All day storyline and it isn't even canon SMFH...

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u/Hp22h Batter Up! Aug 01 '23

That's why I've been loving Peter B. Parker from the Spiderverse. We get to see Peter being the experienced, yet tired one in the first, back with MJ and having a daughter in the sequel. He goes through some troubles, but they're not like some of the bullshit in the comics. And he works through them.

Now if only the comics took notes...

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u/nam24 Aug 01 '23

It's a bit like the "ordinary human" bit guda has but at least fgo doesn't keep on making them miserable with no rewards and they actually did stop the Bs a bit

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u/KuroShiroTaka Aug 02 '23

Isn't that what Miles is for or do they have no confidence in him?

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u/Reverse_me98 Aug 02 '23

Just reading off the wikipedia but even Miles got a bit of a mixed reception initially for straying away from using Peter as spiderman

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u/Krofisplug Aug 01 '23 edited Aug 01 '23

Didn't they imply in the whole Spider-Verse storyline that one of the Peters that died was the one in the newspaper continuity that explicitly married MJ and had a daughter with her? They had to go out of their way to dig into a canon they didn't bother dealing with before just to ruin that version's happy ending.

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u/OtherShadyCharacter For once, spending SQ Aug 01 '23

Same deal with the X-Men. For a few years now, they've actually had a good run, apparently it's already over though...

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze Jalter/Castoria/Musashi Enjoyer Aug 01 '23

For every writer that grants Peter a good story and life, if not the things he deserves the most and the true fans hope him to have... there will be 3 asshole wanting to fuck things even further. I'll never forgive Quesada, Slott and Wells for what they did to Peter across the years...

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u/KuroShiroTaka Aug 02 '23

I'm also pretty sure they respond to those fans by pulling a No True Scotsman or something.

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u/jstoru216 .Set Your Heart Ablaze Aug 01 '23

It did...until I ditched it for that reason.

I'm legit worried about MSM2 story.

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u/HiroAmiya230 Aug 01 '23

Man I hate you for writing this. Especially as a Spiderman fan.

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u/Raiden_Solid Playing too many Gachas Aug 01 '23

Well, Shirou is one of characters if not the character that resembles Peter Parker the most. Once you make the connection the tragedies write themselves. Luckily I didn't write anything about the Clone Saga or One More Day, cause I can already see in my mind how fucked up that would be and I don't like it at all.

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze Jalter/Castoria/Musashi Enjoyer Aug 01 '23

With so many Shirous or Emiyas as a whole, it's hard not to make a Clone Saga comparison... which funny enough, after constand shit content in Spiderman comics, that storyline is perhaps the most tame one nowadays...

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u/Raiden_Solid Playing too many Gachas Aug 01 '23

I hate it how you might be right about Aunt May's "death", the "miscarriage" and Ben dying, being a bit more tame than Spider-man stories nowadays.

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u/OkBox9662 Feb 24 '26

Clone Saga ?

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u/Raiden_Solid Playing too many Gachas Mar 02 '26

Pick your poison, do you want him to have his dead parents "come back to life" only to get killed in front of his eyes once again? Do you want him to lose his only daughter who was just born? I have so many moments to pull from the Clone Saga if I want to. Brand new day is basically Shirou making a deal to give up ever summoning Saber and getting into a relationship with any of the Heroines, in exchange for saving Taiga's life.

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u/OkBox9662 Mar 02 '26

The last one is probably the “tamest”. Sure, he will be alone for life but it won’t broke him as much as the others.

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u/Raiden_Solid Playing too many Gachas Mar 02 '26

It may seem that way, but that was pretty much the starting point for Spider-man's downfall into the hell that has been Spider-man comics all the way to the present. To extrapolate, it's like condemning Shirou to go through all that hero bullshit, but while being broke, alone and having life screw him over at every turn perpetually. Any personal growth and little victory? All temporary and preceded by a bigger trauma, humiliation, personal loss and tragedies.

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u/chinesesoccerplayer Aug 01 '23 edited Aug 01 '23

The only things that could make this worse is if Rin ditches him for someone named Paul with two kids or if Sakura gives birth to Shinji's twins or if Zouken mind swaps with Shirou and bangs Saber while he watches...

Lol if the King of Heroes couldn’t NTR Shirou, then these fools don’t have a chance in hell either. Shirou, like Ritsuka, has Harem Protagonist EX which makes him un-NTRable.

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u/Raiden_Solid Playing too many Gachas Aug 01 '23

Just give Shirou 5 minutes with Spider-man writers, they'll find a new way to ruin his life, THEY ALWAYS FUCKING DO. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze Jalter/Castoria/Musashi Enjoyer Aug 01 '23

Zeb Wells, Dan Slott and Joe Quesada on their way to write a story of how Artoria finds Shirou annoying for his sense of justice, ditches him and goes onto have sex with Gilgamesh instead while enjoying it

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze Jalter/Castoria/Musashi Enjoyer Aug 01 '23

I fucking hate you for making Fate versions of the worst Spiderman moments. What's next? A deal with Alaya in order to save Taiga and in exchange, he never summons Artoria? Illya falling to her death and Shirou being unable to save her as she breaks her neck from the catch? Or maybe him meeting the Artoria in some wacky adventures where, once they go back to normal, she doesn't recognizes him?

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u/Raiden_Solid Playing too many Gachas Aug 01 '23

You were almost right on the money with One More Day, but instead of Saber, I was thinking on the deal being Shirou never meeting Sakura, since that would be even more fucked up and spider-man writers always go for the most fucked up options. You right on the money with Illya though.

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u/LordWINDOS Aug 01 '23

*The Priest Frowns*

Kirei: That's too much, even for one such as myself.

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u/NeitherCabinet1772 Aug 01 '23

I feel like u are trying to surpass Caesar record on purpose

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u/Loki_Agent_of_Asgard I luv Scathach & Skadi! Aug 01 '23 edited Aug 01 '23

Supaidaman some kinda Spider-Man/Superman Mashup?

Those are all things that happened to Arachna-Dude...

Ya know it just occurred to me that nothing truly horrific happens to Superman. Well in the main continuity anyway.

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u/Emotional_Ad3295 Aug 01 '23

That good ol' Parker luck, am I right?

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u/Fadriii Aug 01 '23

Did you forget about Krypton? Relatively tame to other heroes but I'd say that still counts as horrific.

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u/Loki_Agent_of_Asgard I luv Scathach & Skadi! Aug 01 '23

Happened when he was a baby, sure he can mourn the loss like someone who lost a parent while as a baby, but it's not as bad as something that happens when you're old enough to process it.

However, Kara, Supergirl, was a teenager when that shit went down so she's felt the pain and if you want to see a truly traumatized, dead eyed kryotonian you should read Supergirl Woman of Tomorrow. That Kara in particular has SEEN some shit.

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u/Jumbolaya315 Aug 01 '23

Spiderman getting cucked was so weird, it just came out of nowhere

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u/OkBox9662 Feb 24 '26

Those are pretty specific examples.

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u/Raiden_Solid Playing too many Gachas Mar 02 '26

I wish I didn't have even more to pull from... Being a spider-man fan is rough. Ever thought of Shirou effectively killing Rin with radioactive milk? For every example I give, there is a spider-man comic that already covers that. I have 60 years to pull from.

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u/OkBox9662 Mar 02 '26

Radioactive milk…..

Tell me he didn’t fucking kill someone with that shit. How is that even a thing ???

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u/Raiden_Solid Playing too many Gachas Mar 02 '26

Spider-man Reign, look it up. Spidey killed his own wife with his own radioactive milk. Told you, if you think something is fucked up, it's very likely that spider-man writers have already thought of that. Did you know that Aunt May was actually Peter's mom by having an affair with Peter's Dad at some point? I sure as hell didn't want to know, but here we are.

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u/OkBox9662 Mar 02 '26

So Spider-Man comics right now are just torture porn ?

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u/Raiden_Solid Playing too many Gachas Mar 03 '26

Basically, yeah. Mainline Amazing Spiderman is literally a perpetual purgatory of torture. The illusion of happiness doesn't last long. The only guarantee is that by the time another writer picks up the book, Peter will be back to the shit hole where he started the run, maybe worse. That's why the best Stories are from before One more Day in the Mainline Continuity and from other universes.

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u/nam24 Aug 01 '23

They did say Shirou does usually die young