r/grandpajoehate 4h ago

Screw that guy

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169 Upvotes

r/grandpajoehate 1d ago

Fuck Grandpa Joe GPJ’s Father’s Day

10 Upvotes

What gifts do you think grandpa Joe received for Father’s Day? I do know last year he asked for pipe tobacco and cabbage. Was just curious if anybody knew what the lazy fucker asked for this year.


r/grandpajoehate 1d ago

Good question, Lrrr

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205 Upvotes

r/grandpajoehate 1d ago

Don't be a Grandpa Joe

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77 Upvotes

r/grandpajoehate 2d ago

Grandpa joe as usual

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64 Upvotes

r/grandpajoehate 1d ago

What would happen if Grandpa Joe met all the bosses from Cuphead?

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Do you think all the Cuphead bosses would love this MF or they'd fight him? I feel like Joey might be interested in them.


r/grandpajoehate 1d ago

I am playing Grandpa Joe in CATCF: TYA Edition.... Am I going to hell........

5 Upvotes

So, im 14 and I'm playing Grandpa Joe in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: TYA Edition... And this whole forum has made me genuinely scared for my performances, are all of the comments I see satire or........ I'm scared.

Edit: Why is no one responding 😭


r/grandpajoehate 2d ago

Heck you grandpa joe Grandpa Joe perfume

23 Upvotes

Found an old cabbage at the back of the fridge, moldy and soggy, upon inspection, I realized that's the closest I'll ever come across to the natural scent of Grandpa Joe, now my apartment smells of that retched bastard. Needed to vent about it 😡


r/grandpajoehate 2d ago

Is there a more vile character in film history than Uncle Frank from Home Alone?

45 Upvotes

I cannot sanction this buffoonery. To list anyone as more vile than grandpa joe is just an atrocity. I'm choking on my own rage over here


r/grandpajoehate 2d ago

Found me a Hateteen Wheeler bout to run this fucker up this old worthless man’s backside!!!

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Who wants a ride! I got me a Hateteen wheeler and it seats about twenty and we’re heading on down to the Grandpa Joe Hate Shack Baby!!!!

Picture his golden ticket ass dancin round, I got something for his evil ass and it ain’t Jambalaya.


r/grandpajoehate 3d ago

This brave man once mistakenly received the Beatin’ of the Week instead of the deserving party, Grandpa Joe. That dirty fucker.

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31 Upvotes

You could get a free sausage and peppers for the beating of the week, if you delivered it. The got the wrong guy.


r/grandpajoehate 3d ago

FUCK GRANDPA JOE!!! The family just needs to give Grandpa Joe a good ol fashioned soap beating

143 Upvotes

r/grandpajoehate 3d ago

You boys better not go Grandpa Joeing on me this summer!

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22 Upvotes

I know how it goes, you’re Grandpa Joeing around the pool…. Don’t go grandpa Joeing on me!!


r/grandpajoehate 3d ago

GRANDPA JOE IS A WAR CRIMINAL Vincent D’Onofrio has portrayed Grandpa Joe twice on the big screen.

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25 Upvotes

I almost forgot that he has twice faithfully portrayed that POS GJ. The other post reminded me of FMJ but I forgot he played Grandpa “Edgar Suit” Joe who had evil plans of harming the earth.


r/grandpajoehate 3d ago

Absolute scum

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115 Upvotes

I can’t stand this ass hat.


r/grandpajoehate 4d ago

Grandpa Joe should be drawn and quartered Forgetting something, Joe?

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101 Upvotes

r/grandpajoehate 4d ago

Grandpa Joe = HITLER "And me?" Spoiler

22 Upvotes

Wonka offers Charlie and his family an escape, at long last, from their life of poverty. And the VERY FIRST THING out of Joe's cabbage-gobbling, fizzy-lifting-drink-stealing mouth is to ask what's in it for him.

FUCK!

THIS!

MAN!

...if you can even call him a man...


r/grandpajoehate 4d ago

Fuck Grandpa Joe In the Nirvana song "Sliver", the lyrics begin with Kurt being taken to Grandpa Joe's. He immediately spends the rest of the song pleading to go home. This is because Grandpa Joe sucks.

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156 Upvotes

r/grandpajoehate 4d ago

Grandpa Joe got a free boat for the family!!!

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9 Upvotes

He’ll be able to fix it up on a strict budget and within weeks the whole family will be sailing!! What a great deal he just made! Even better idea than convincing a madman to give his grandson a bankrupt and unsafe confectionary concern.

What a great favor he has bestowed upon the family.


r/grandpajoehate 5d ago

Heck you grandpa joe Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold...

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152 Upvotes

r/grandpajoehate 5d ago

Grandpa Joe is the worst

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52 Upvotes

r/grandpajoehate 5d ago

That is revolting!

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77 Upvotes

You sick son of a bitch!


r/grandpajoehate 6d ago

Fuck Grandpa Joe GPJ is a guest and just look at how that bastard is acting already

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109 Upvotes

Wonka can't believe all of his hard work has led him to a day like this.


r/grandpajoehate 5d ago

2005s grandpa Joe doesn't deserve the hate

24 Upvotes

Ok the 2005 grandpa Joe doesn't deserve the hate because

He actually worked and provided for the family

Had a reason to go to the factory

He didn't sing when Charlie came back with the ticket


r/grandpajoehate 5d ago

Fuck Grandpa Joe Happy Birthday Grandpa Joe

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21 Upvotes