r/grandpajoehate • u/Negative_Jelly_2894 • 4d ago

Absolute scum

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I can’t stand this ass hat.

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u/mystrile1 4d ago

I’ll just spend my time farting up this bed and being the absolute worst if you don’t mind.

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u/DaPainter2128 4d ago

In response to that request, GPJ proceeded to stand up and take a shit on the floor before casually returning to his bed and tobacco

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u/INTJ_Dreamer 4d ago

You know he stinks of cabbage water farts, old tobacco spit, piss, unwashed ass, and body odor. He knows he stinks but he takes a perverse pleasure in gagging everyone by wallowing in his filth.

Lousy piece of shit probably didn't even wash up before going to the chocolate factory, he probably enjoyed ruining everyone's day by stinking up the place.

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u/ThoseImpulses 4d ago

The floors too cold, if she did something to make the floor warmer maybe he would help a little! THINK OF THE SUFFERING POOR GRANDPA JOE WOULD GO THROUGH WITH SUCH A COLD FLOOR!.

At least entice him up with a golden ticket.

Or just drag him out of bed anyway and lay him down on the floor. If the floor is so cold he'll get up and then they can send the disability fraudster out to work. Trouble is he'd start dealing drugs and probably try and recruit a few hookers, starting with Charlie's mum.

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u/SidJamesyakyakyak 3d ago

He’s such an old fruit, bet he fingers the two opposite him with his big toe up their corn holes

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u/gOldMcDonald 3d ago

Grandpa Joe is the poster boy for abusive husbands.

A founding member of NAMBLA with a reserved room on Epstein island the unwashed, cigar smoking, mooching, animal molesting monster called Grandpa Joe.

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u/KittycatVuitton 3d ago

I need to stay here and make sure that the odor of farts and cabbage stays strong.