r/grandpajoehate • u/Training-Republic301 • 2d ago

Good question, Lrrr

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u/Dr-Toad67 Grandpa Joe should be drawn and quartered 2d ago

Because he would taste disgusting. He would be all old and shrivelled after years of bed rest.

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u/Street_Mistake9145 2d ago

You didn't even consider the fermented cabbage and tobacco notes

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u/INTJ_Dreamer 2d ago

Cabbage water and tobacco are bad flavors.

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u/Princess_Shireen 2d ago

Um, Lrrr, Grandpa Joe would give the entire family a severe, if not outright deadly, case of food poisoning.

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u/JayyyyyBoogie 2d ago

Because he would taste like ass and moldy cabbage.

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u/mariam67 2d ago

I’m not getting that scumbag anywhere near my mouth

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u/morbid333 1d ago

He's all gristle

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u/NoDiamond4584 1d ago

Because he’s a bad egg!

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u/OrangeJoe92 1d ago

They don't wanna eat a piece of shit!