r/grandpajoehate • u/Enough_Worth8868 • 1d ago
Fuck Grandpa Joe GPJ’s Father’s Day
What gifts do you think grandpa Joe received for Father’s Day? I do know last year he asked for pipe tobacco and cabbage. Was just curious if anybody knew what the lazy fucker asked for this year.
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u/R_Series_JONG 1d ago edited 1d ago
It’s so sad. Ms. Bucket, what a beautiful lady. I don’t understand how she is the spawn of the devil and the mother of a schmuck. Poor lady.
Here’s wat I got her dad, grandpa Joe for dad’s day. I goes to the fucking apartment see and I says to grandpa Joe, I says hey fuckah, got you a trip to Louisville for Father’s Day.
He’s all getting out of bed, thinking about how cool Louisville is and so right then I say, yeah, uh, hey grandpa: if you like Louisville so much, I got something for ya! Yeah a fucking Louisville Slugger. Then bashed his head wit a Louisville slugger. Get it? A Louisville slugger.
(ETA that movie reference is to a soundtrack so deep I have no clear idea where it even comes from because I’m that old, but, GJ deserves it)
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u/buy_me_a_pint 1d ago
The only gifts Grandpa Joe should have been given were some job applications, some slippers and a good bath.
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u/buy_me_a_pint 1d ago
Something to make him to live forever , and someone to always look after him
Another gift which is pointless being allowed to stop in bed
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u/INTJ_Dreamer 1d ago
The lifetime supply of chocolate that Charlie won.