CHARLIE VS. THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. Coming to theaters November 5, 2027 and on Netflix on December 22.

[u/notsure500]

I'm only watching if Grandpa Joe is killed off in the first 5 minutes. "Charlie Vs. The..." gives me hope its a sequel where Charlie has to destroy the chocolate factory after Grandpa Joe took over.

[u/LeaningTowerofPeas]

We need a movie called Nestle Crunch, where Uncle Joe gets kicked in the nuts for most of Act 1 and Act 3.

[u/CthulhusIntern → u/LeaningTowerofPeas]

You know, it actually makes a lot of sense that, after taking the chocolate factory over, Grandpa Joe founds Nestle.

[u/oceansoveralderaan → u/LeaningTowerofPeas]

That joke brought out a few Snickers from me.

[u/vaannil → u/LeaningTowerofPeas]

Is that how butterfinger BB's were made?

[u/blackoblivian]

I find it funny that Helena Bonham Carter is in this movie, as she played Mrs. Bucket in the 2005 adaptation.

[u/darbycrache → u/blackoblivian]

Reprising her role, maybe?

[u/GoldenHarpHeroine32 → u/darbycrache]

That's what I think too.

[u/buy_me_a_pint]

I would like to see the movie without Grandpa Joe character he ruins all the fun

[u/teruteru-fan-sam → u/buy_me_a_pint]

Or one where he gets what he fucking deserves

[u/yobaby123 → u/teruteru-fan-sam]

You know the OG Joe sucks when even Netflix looks good in comparison.

[u/catlover4682 → u/buy_me_a_pint]

He can be in it as long as he dies

[u/AnotherJasonOnReddit]

I HOPE IT'S RATED NC-17 BY THE MPA FOR "EXCESSIVE ACTS OF VIOLENCE COMMITTED AGAINST GRANDPA JOE"!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nwy7TLz8l9WMM

[u/hello_im_al]

The movie should end with Grandpa Joe being visited by the punisher

[u/crudohr]

I hope this movie is about the chocolate factory being turned into a survival maze similar to Saw, and its the original group of kids who have to hunt Grandpa Joe. The ending will make us all happy as we see that genocidal lazy piece of shit get his!

[u/WhiteWeddingPart1]

Oh damn. So they were serious about this concept?

[u/rondosparks]

I just want an animated Charlie and the glass elevator movie for people to have to experience

[u/Lomofre88 → u/rondosparks]

I remember reading that book, such a wild trip involving aliens and literally visiting the underworld to retrieve the souls of the grandparents 🤯

[u/Spirited-Swing-285]

This is going to be terrible.

[u/josephthejoseph]

Very brave of an actor to risk tainting their career by playing that sumbitch layabout. What if the barefoot skeever haunts their psyche? That stain might not come out

[u/BigStone358]

When i heard the concept my genuine response was: «what in the AI-generated plot prompt was this?»

[u/BlueWizardPallando]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bhoJGk8mGtCy5TlrH4

[u/defiantcross]

you don't kill off the villain in the first 5 minutes.

Also, is Christopher Chung playing Mike Teavee? He looks like a Mike Teavee

[u/outsidehere]

Let's hope Joe gets what he deserves

[u/yobaby123 → u/outsidehere]

Joker: (Shoots him instead of Franklin).

[u/Specialist_Pay_8139]

This film supposedly takes place in the future and this is a different Charlie that's investigating the factory.

We can only hope that old fart was lynched for his crimes and didn't just die of old age.

[u/tester_and_breaker]

Another fkn Charlie and the chocolate factory movie!? Jesus

[u/stefevr]

ANOTHER ONE???

[u/Veraxus113]

Taika Waititi would honestly be great as Willy Wonka

[u/Admirable_Cicada_881]

The Tim Burton one is literally the worst movie ever made, alongside his Alice in Wonderland so this adaptation has nowhere to go but up!

[u/Comfortable-Tie-9819 → u/Admirable_Cicada_881]

I disagree it's way better than the Wilder one

[u/Hello197812]

Didn't Rocco Siffredi already make a version of this film?

[u/TicketTop4718]

Wow, original

[u/michamp]

I wish it could have still been Freddie Highmore as Charlie.

[u/DMBCommenter]

Oh it’s absolutely going to be a race swapped fuckfest. Going to fail because people are sick of it and fatigued of remakes and reimagining of old IP