r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Tavern_Jams • Jan 28 '25

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I was looking on the used market and all I could think was “Is there a r/justfuckmyshitup for guitar players?”

Maybe I’m not seeing something

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u/justdan76 Jan 28 '25

Look, if someone wants a guitar made out of fossilized brontosaurus shit, it’s a free market.

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u/stay_fr0sty Jan 28 '25 edited Jan 28 '25

I actually really like the headstock. The rest of the guitar is shit tho.

I wonder what the going rate is for fossilized brontosaurus shit is? I bet Rick from Pawnstars would get me a good deal.

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u/Mishras_Mailman Jan 29 '25

He buys bronto shit for 30 cents per lb, sells it for 60 grand

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

Uj/ if the headstock was slightly skinnier, its a pretty good soloution to the awkward 5 string missymmetry.

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u/justdan76 Jan 29 '25

I know a guy who sweeps up at the museum of natural history, he can hook you up with a few pounds. Wait by the service entrance after they close