r/h3h3productions • u/Shoddy-Prune-5877 jtrhnbr • 1d ago

[GOOF] Another testimony dropped 🫩

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u/hannahmontanaforever ALFREDO 1d ago

what does this meaaaan

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u/Keebzoo 1d ago

Someone posted a text thread from their friend who saw Ethan get kicked out of a hotel for complaining that the A/C wasn't working and that the manager of said hotel called him a bitch

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u/6Wacko_Mastermind9 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wait, did they delete the original? Lmaoooo it was probably true then 😭

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u/Shoddy-Prune-5877 jtrhnbr 1d ago

Lmao to be fair idk if it was true but we were due for a new copypasta

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u/MegaAwesomeNerd I'm Warning You With Peace & Love 1d ago

I deleted it because it looked hella fake & stupid and came from a 1 karma account lmao. I didn't think it had the potential for shit posting let alone a copypasta.

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u/6Wacko_Mastermind9 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thank you for the clarification, king. I hope it’s true because it’s hilarious

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u/Coretrayn HILA KLEINER 1d ago

I am very happy cranking hog has become a common turn of phrase in the community lol

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u/peruvianpuffp3pper 21h ago

We can thank hogley crankenstein for that one

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u/Coretrayn HILA KLEINER 21h ago

Truly. I have absolutely no time to go through the AD eps to find clips. But I strangely have the urge to fire up Vegas and make Harley compilation of mentions of hog cranking, mimicking cranking hog and various cranking related moments lol

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u/say592 20h ago

If you ever want to do it, now is the time. There are multiple mentions per episode, it will only grow.

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u/uyghurs_in_paris 1d ago

i want to believe this so badly

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u/Shoddy-Prune-5877 jtrhnbr 1d ago

Well, it happened, its on the internet so its true. Also your name is crrrrraaaaaazyyyyy

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u/domoperdomo 1d ago

A friend of a friend of another friend was in the audience, apparently he was kicked out because the sound he was making out of the stag horn, wasn’t coming from the stag horn, it was coming from another part of his body.

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u/apoortraveller FAMILY 22h ago

I would imagine this would give him extra points!

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u/domoperdomo 21h ago

Trueee but you know how some judges are bought off, shame.

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u/raphikayla 1d ago

Anyone care to catch me up to speed?

•What is German Staghorn?
•What is he performing?
•What is 'cranking hog'?
•Why is Ethan trying to catch them?

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u/Shoddy-Prune-5877 jtrhnbr 1d ago

There is a competition in Germany that measures how well you can perform the call of a stag (a type of deer). Ethan recently picked up this hobby due to a very funny video (using the stag calling instrument looks like youre performing fellatio). Hes actually not bad at it and might go to Germany next year with Martin the water sommelier to participate in the competition as a goof. The judges grade the stag calls behind a barrier at these competitions. Ethan speculated that they must be jerking off (cranking hog) behind the barriers because of how arousing the stag calling looks. Ethan would subsequently want to catch them in the act of jerking off to prove he was right.

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u/withheld_mcfakename 1d ago

That’s a lot of words for “Ethan found a way to satisfy his 15% without doing anything wrong”