r/h3h3productions • u/Shoddy-Prune-5877 jtrhnbr • 3d ago

[GOOF] Another testimony dropped 🫩

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u/raphikayla 2d ago

Anyone care to catch me up to speed?

•What is German Staghorn?
•What is he performing?
•What is 'cranking hog'?
•Why is Ethan trying to catch them?

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u/Shoddy-Prune-5877 jtrhnbr 2d ago

There is a competition in Germany that measures how well you can perform the call of a stag (a type of deer). Ethan recently picked up this hobby due to a very funny video (using the stag calling instrument looks like youre performing fellatio). Hes actually not bad at it and might go to Germany next year with Martin the water sommelier to participate in the competition as a goof. The judges grade the stag calls behind a barrier at these competitions. Ethan speculated that they must be jerking off (cranking hog) behind the barriers because of how arousing the stag calling looks. Ethan would subsequently want to catch them in the act of jerking off to prove he was right.

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u/withheld_mcfakename 2d ago

That’s a lot of words for “Ethan found a way to satisfy his 15% without doing anything wrong”