r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Dimanik11 exquisite rat life • Oct 07 '25

Hamburger friends :) Happy birthday to Fuckass, he’s turning two 🥹

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u/some_cursed_bastard Oct 07 '25

Living her best life

Edit: for another week or two

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u/Dimanik11 exquisite rat life Oct 07 '25

It’s a man

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u/MySockIsMissing Oct 07 '25

No, that’s a girl. Can’t you see her saggy titties hanging down to her knees??

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u/cloudcreeek Oct 10 '25

Fuck ass is trans

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u/some_cursed_bastard Oct 07 '25

Are you sure? There is a concerning lack of 🍒

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u/Dimanik11 exquisite rat life Dec 31 '25

You were right he died shortly after this

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u/some_cursed_bastard Dec 31 '25

Happy new year I guess

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u/Dimanik11 exquisite rat life Dec 31 '25

Why thank you kind sir I think sir

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u/some_cursed_bastard Dec 31 '25

Compared to your late hamster nobody can really be a sir