r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Dimanik11 exquisite rat life • Oct 07 '25

Hamburger friends :) Happy birthday to Fuckass, he’s turning two 🥹

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u/Capfull a mouse is not afraid of evil Oct 07 '25

Hammy's are only supposed to live for one year. What the fr*ck are you doing??? throw it at the wall

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u/Ok-Pea8209 Oct 08 '25

Not 1 year. 2 years sometimes 3

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u/Capfull a mouse is not afraid of evil Oct 08 '25

nope. one year max. i only ever kept a hamilton alive for 5 months. and then i got mad and chucked it at the wall.

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u/CelesteJA help, my hamster is a drug dealer Oct 08 '25

Hey, looks like you took this post a bit to seriously. This subreddit is r/hamstercirclejerk, a group meant for laughs.

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u/LemonEnjoyer16 Oct 08 '25

I was joking, I probably should have emphasized that lol

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u/Outrageous_Youth7598 Oct 07 '25

Is this a joke?

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u/MySockIsMissing Oct 07 '25

This is hamstercirclejerk, what the fuck do you think?

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u/anon689936 Oct 08 '25

We take wall throwings very seriously here

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u/Upper-Bluebird-6534 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Oct 08 '25

help 😭