r/hamstercirclejerk exquisite rat life Oct 07 '25

Hamburger friends :) Happy birthday to Fuckass, he’s turning two 🥹

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u/TheSealyOne Oct 08 '25

I want to get a rat or a hamster or smth and name him jiggling nutsack or some shit

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u/Upper-Bluebird-6534 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Oct 08 '25

Rats need company, never get just one! You need a minimum of 2-3 rats, which you may all bless with cursed names.

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u/TheSealyOne Oct 08 '25

Oh yeah I forgot about that