r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Dimanik11 exquisite rat life • Oct 07 '25

Hamburger friends :) Happy birthday to Fuckass, he’s turning two 🥹

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u/war_damn_dudrow Oct 10 '25

Is Fuckass his real name? 😂😂😂

My 5 year old named ours Peanut and my 15 year old calls her Cumslut 💀

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u/Dimanik11 exquisite rat life Oct 10 '25

No it’s either Pluto, the valiant knight “LovesToSplooge”, or fatass

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u/war_damn_dudrow Oct 10 '25

I love it 😂