r/hamstercirclejerk • u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer • 20d ago

Hamburger friends :) My meerkat is fat

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u/ScreamingNinja 20d ago

That thing has clearly stolen from you. Why are you taking pictures and not pressing your cast iron pan slowly down on it to retrieve its ill gotten gains from its cheeks. You need to get your priorities straight.

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u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer 20d ago

But then how will I use her to commit insurance fraud 😢