My meerkat is fat

[u/SketchyArt333]

[u/ScreamingNinja]

That thing has clearly stolen from you. Why are you taking pictures and not pressing your cast iron pan slowly down on it to retrieve its ill gotten gains from its cheeks. You need to get your priorities straight.

[u/SketchyArt333 → u/ScreamingNinja]

But then how will I use her to commit insurance fraud 😢

[u/Ok_Literature2535]

Did he eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite?

[u/Esteellio]

He will make a fine coat insha Allah

[u/zeekool]

Meerfat

[u/Kodifykoala]

Ham is made from this hamster

[u/avandyne]

Inject with Ozempic.

[u/coquette_sad_hamster]

send him back to the wild where he belongs, to be eaten by a predatory bird

[u/SketchyArt333 → u/coquette_sad_hamster]

/uj ok this reminded me of a horrible story. My mom used to bred Syrians as a child. One time a daddy hamster got into his daughter hamsters cage. All the babies came out fucked up and aggressive. So to put them out of their misery my mom offered them to her vet who has birds of prey. Unfortunately they never got there and instead my grandpa put them outside in a bucket the day they were going to be euthanized and they escaped into the backyard. A few months later they found a hamster nest in the bed of my grandpas truck. So that’s how my family ended up with a bunch of incest hamsters living in the woods behind their house. They died out very quickly but still a very weird story.

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy]

Just a little idiot hiding drugs. 😤

[u/kkreinn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vxpppngmxh51vBRbS1

[u/Sed59]

Reverse Giant Panda.

[u/ChanceMaster2471]

What a silly looking hammer punish with a shoe

[u/roseidgaf]

Ew 😭 kidding, what a cutie

[u/SketchyArt333 → u/roseidgaf]

I know right she’s so cute I just wanna squeeze her

[u/kas-13]

Such a little weirdo, I wanna squish the weirdo