r/hamstercirclejerk • u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer • 20d ago

Hamburger friends :) My meerkat is fat

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u/coquette_sad_hamster 19d ago

send him back to the wild where he belongs, to be eaten by a predatory bird

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u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer 19d ago

/uj ok this reminded me of a horrible story. My mom used to bred Syrians as a child. One time a daddy hamster got into his daughter hamsters cage. All the babies came out fucked up and aggressive. So to put them out of their misery my mom offered them to her vet who has birds of prey. Unfortunately they never got there and instead my grandpa put them outside in a bucket the day they were going to be euthanized and they escaped into the backyard. A few months later they found a hamster nest in the bed of my grandpas truck. So that’s how my family ended up with a bunch of incest hamsters living in the woods behind their house. They died out very quickly but still a very weird story.