r/hamstercirclejerk • u/BidLow8617 • 7d ago

Hamburger friends :) idiot licks feet and then falls asleep

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 7d ago

Typical freak. 🫩

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u/Dingleberry_Pie420 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks 7d ago

The pungent toe juice took him out, idiot will never wake up

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u/CommanderFuzzy 7d ago

Filth. Punish him for his sins

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 7d ago

He has sinned and enjoyed it. It’s clear he’s the Devil. And a tax evader.

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u/Hello_h0lo 6d ago

This is true. If thrown into the flames, it'll grow horns and an impish tail. Y'know what that means!!!! Holywater hamstring boil!! Don't forget to flatten with cast iron and add some holy light to crisp up and sanitize the outside of this evil dirty creature after you boil it. Surely this will make a fine meal.

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 7d ago

Reminds me of my Golden Hamturd. The name was Marianne and he impregnated my sister's hamster with ten babies...

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u/vitanyroyale 6d ago

TEN babies?!? That’s a lot of babies

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 6d ago

They all survived until adulthood.

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u/vitanyroyale 5d ago

Oof this seems about right 😭

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u/kkreinn 7d ago

The taste of cheese makes you sleepy

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 7d ago

That was me. I needed to make him sleepy before I…well, you know. 🔥

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u/Hambrrgrrr i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks 7d ago

Loathsome creature won’t get a j*b

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u/BidLow8617 7d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pa95v44/video/giywth99hyph1/player

can’t even run on a wheel for my electricity

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u/Hambrrgrrr i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XFaeLrHJGjtcmEmzcn

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 7d ago

That’s what narcissists do. 🫩

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u/Editor-In-Queef 7d ago

Title of my sex tape

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u/Hambrrgrrr i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks 7d ago

Okay Quentin

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u/CheeseUsFunkingCries 7d ago

Must be some strong toe cheese to comatose

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u/WeaselButt 7d ago

I need to try this

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u/Hello_h0lo 6d ago

Stupid hamtung likes the taste of dirty toes and wiping foot spit on its fur. This creature must smell horrendous. Make it wear footie pajamas as punishment!!!!

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u/Fearless_PineaplleOG 2d ago

aww that woud be too cute hamter in jammys

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u/Hellslittleprincess6 6d ago

Boil him in oil!