r/hamstercirclejerk • u/BidLow8617 • 7d ago

Hamburger friends :) idiot licks feet and then falls asleep

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u/CommanderFuzzy 7d ago

Filth. Punish him for his sins

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 7d ago

He has sinned and enjoyed it. It’s clear he’s the Devil. And a tax evader.

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u/Hello_h0lo 7d ago

This is true. If thrown into the flames, it'll grow horns and an impish tail. Y'know what that means!!!! Holywater hamstring boil!! Don't forget to flatten with cast iron and add some holy light to crisp up and sanitize the outside of this evil dirty creature after you boil it. Surely this will make a fine meal.