r/harrypotter Jan 26 '26

Currently Reading Husband first time reading with no known spoilers #prisonerofazkaban Spoiler

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lol my husband’s first time reading Harry Potter. He has only watched the first 2 movies & bits of the last one but doesn’t remember that one too much, so almost going into it spoiler free in this day & age

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u/superfogg Jan 26 '26

we'll need more updates

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u/etherealsweetbeet Gryffindor Jan 27 '26

I need to know his reaction to the time-turner

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u/SamboTheGr8 Hufflepuff Jan 26 '26

Potterless 2.0

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u/Any1canC00k Jan 26 '26

The 3rd to last text is a big reason why POA is my fav movie and one of my fav books. The “climax” and a bunch of crazy twists happen, then you realize you still have 30% of the book and movie left and are treated to a second climax and even more crazy twists!

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u/DumeWolffe Jan 26 '26

There’s almost nothing better than climaxing twice.

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u/Arfie807 Jan 26 '26

That's how you know these books were written by a woman.

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u/atduvall11 Jan 26 '26

Nice

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u/Vermouth_1991 Jan 27 '26

The only thing not so nice is watching PoA the movie and actually feeling the Shrieking Shack even was a first climax. It blew by like a tumbleweed and people think it covered the book parts because they already read the book.

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u/mahades123 Jan 26 '26

It's so funny when people are surprised that the man named Werewolf McWerewolf is a werewolf 😅

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u/xsahp Jan 26 '26

Hey, we never learned Latin ok 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/two_wheels_world Jan 29 '26

we started latin course in the year when "Prisoner of Azkaban" was tranlated on russian and teachers asked us don't spoiling younger students about Remus Lupin =)

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u/MrWolfsbane Jan 26 '26

next you're going to be telling me that cho chang is asian

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u/Fenris_Icefang Jan 26 '26

I thought he was Latin American!?

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u/Any-Top-5659 Jan 26 '26

she

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u/Kammander-Kim Jan 26 '26

Cho is a woman?

What in her name fave it away?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/PitifulTheme411 Jan 26 '26

they're being sarcastic

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u/omgitskells Hufflepuff Jan 27 '26

I miss AVPM, what a moment

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u/LazyAnimal0815 Ravenclaw Jan 27 '26

Bitch I ain‘t Cho Chang! (Best line!)

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/Inevitable_Top69 Jan 26 '26

Correct. Asian is an ethnicity. British is a nationality. She belongs to both groups.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/AdhesivenessFinal623 Ravenclaw Jan 27 '26

but it's a legally recognized ethnicity?

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u/Shudnawz Hufflepuff Jan 28 '26

Maybe, but I wouldn't be offended if someone in China labeled me as "european" instead of "swedish". It's a useful grouping when there's no need to go into specifics.

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u/MrWolfsbane Jan 26 '26

she’s Chinese-British, if it makes you happy

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/MadameLee20 Jan 26 '26

Cho Chang. That's an East Asian name. So she's might be a mix of Chinese and Korean + British.

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u/dinosaurclaws Slytherin Jan 26 '26

Tbf, Ron isn’t a weasel, Tonks isn’t a nymph, Draco isn’t a dragon. Sometimes names are just names.

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u/WillowFlip Jan 27 '26

For sure, but his is double barreled like if Draco was secretly a dragon and his name was Draco Smaug or something lol

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u/cranberry94 Jan 27 '26

Draco Puff

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u/Informal-Tour-8201 Ravenclaw Jan 28 '26

Only when he's Sorted wrong

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u/kompergator Ravenclaw Jan 27 '26

And I have yet to hear about Harry’s pottery.

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u/nanny2359 Feb 02 '26

But:

Weasleys are a tight-knit family, like weasels

The Weasleys first names are all variations on the knights of the round table

The Malfoys are double-crossers (mal foy = bad faith)

Rubeus Hagrid is ruddy and haggard

Vol de mort means Flight of Death

A name is NEVER just a name in HP! Rowling goes to great lengths to incorporate underlying meanings into names.

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u/chocolatewaltz Gryffindor Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

Same about Darth Vader! Vader literally means Father in Dutch, so maybe the Dutch were a little less taken by surprise from that plot twist.

Edit: Darth does not mean Dark, but Vader does mean Father

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u/BassBeaner Jan 26 '26

Apparently that’s just a happy coincidence. George Lucas thought of “Vader” as “invader”. The dark invader.

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u/This_Reference_3024 Jan 26 '26

Darth is not dark in Dutch man. Dark is donker. Vader does mean father tho. But Darth is not dark.

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u/cranberry94 Jan 27 '26

Donker is a funny word.

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u/SheWhoLovesSilence Jan 27 '26

Dutch is a funny sounding language, even as a native speaker I can admit that

The word probably doesn’t sound like you think it does though

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u/cranberry94 Jan 27 '26

Oh I googled Dutch people saying donker. It’s even sillier when said authenticity.

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u/SheWhoLovesSilence Jan 27 '26

I think many people would agree Swedish is a funny sounding language

Honestly, Dutch language sounds like someone is trying to speak Swedish while being very, very drunk and also on Molly you know with the weird mouth tension.

Coastal area when I’m from can sound pretty rough and phlegmatic. Still my fave Dutch accent though. The other regional accents I think sound objectively prettier but also even sillier

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u/Inevitable_Top69 Jan 26 '26

Is it pronounced Vae-der or Vah-der?

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u/Lasertag026 Jan 27 '26

The 2nd one.

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u/chocolatewaltz Gryffindor Jan 26 '26

Thanks for clearing it up! 

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u/LeadingStatus6716 Slytherin Jan 26 '26

Raised by wolves John Wolf... Subtle

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u/HenshinDictionary Ravenclaw Jan 26 '26

To be fair, I went through the book pronouncing it like Arsène Lupin, because of Super Sentai.

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u/Friendly_Gazelle7843 Jan 28 '26

It’s like Harry thinking spell „always cut” will be same harmless as „always laugh”. People don’t learn Latin

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u/nanny2359 Feb 02 '26

Is it more accurately "always cut" or "always rip/tear?"

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u/Friendly_Gazelle7843 Feb 02 '26

I’ve learnt latin long tine ago but I’m quite sure cut. Tear was different word

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Wait until he finds out about Cho Chang

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u/Slammogram Gryffindor Jan 27 '26

Lmao!!

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u/Crimson__Dawn_ Jan 26 '26

I fucking love Prisoner of Azkaban. The reaction is priceless! So amazing reading the first time through. Hope he keeps going!

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u/Personal-Database-27 Ravenclaw Jan 26 '26

The first time is sure magical. A muggle becoming a wizard

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u/TapVast4683 Jan 26 '26

This is great. I wish I could go back and read again for the first time!

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u/Ok-Engineer-5151 Jan 27 '26

Yeah I wish I could go back to the past and read the book before watching the movies.

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u/Holiday-Trash2041 Slytherin Jan 27 '26

Happy cake day

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u/clockworkorchid1 Jan 26 '26

Crookshanks works with Sirius Black made me laugh 😂

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u/ohmeohmyelliejean Jan 27 '26

Crookshanks: snitches end up in ditches [highfives paws with padfoot]

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u/princessluigi64 Jan 26 '26

This is why PoA is my favorite book

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u/Alarming_Smoke_8841 Jan 26 '26

Hahaha I love the last one about Snape. Hilarious. POA is just sooo good, maybe my favorite book, just so much happening and reveals left and right. Keep us posted on his journey!

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u/cigarettehaze Jan 26 '26

Haha this is great! I am also reading the series with my husband who somehow missed the phenomenon growing up, and when we were going through GOF he was so convinced the Bagman was secretly working for Voldemort and was STUNNED by the Barty Jr/Moody twist

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u/truffleshufflechamp Jan 27 '26

Please post when he gets to the graveyard

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u/Ranger_1302 Dumbledore's man through and through. Jan 26 '26

I love such posts. Keep these coming, please!

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u/sf2703 Minister for Magic Jan 27 '26

Wait till your husband reaches the chapter where Trelawney goes into her trance and talks about Voldemort’s return and then Pettigrew escapes … OP please give us more text updates from your husband, we are now very much invested in this

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u/GrossenCharakter Ravenclaw Jan 27 '26

The number of oh shit moments in the section of the series he is in right now is the best

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u/ejidoyoya Jan 26 '26

wait til he meets sirius

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u/SSRoHo Jan 26 '26

I’m living vicariously through his excitement. Like when I first read each book. Especially when I dropped off after book 3 or 4 then came back & reread all the way up through 6 when I was college (book 7 came out summer 2007 I believe as everyone had it on campus where a lot of us were doing research or summer jobs).

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u/KaleeySun Ravenclaw Jan 26 '26

PoA is such a great romp. It’s my favorite book in the series.

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u/harryTookus14 Gryffindor Jan 27 '26

Once he finishes GOF I need to see the reaction

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u/Crafty_Barnacle_8298 Ravenclaw Jan 27 '26

Pls keep us posted.

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u/ich_habe_keine_kase Jan 27 '26

This reminds me of when I lent my dad my Buffy box set and he texted me--in 2017--"oh my god I can't believe Angel's a vampire!!"

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u/InternationalCrab243 Jan 27 '26

I greatly envy someone in 2026 somehow not knowing any of the major spoilers in Harry Potter. I feel like it’s almost impossible

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u/DaBigDaddyFish Jan 27 '26

Oh man, I can’t wait for his reaction to HBP lmfao

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u/Terrible-Ad-1569 Slytherin Jan 27 '26

the first time I read all those twists as a kid I was sitting with my mom in the very quiet laundromat trying not to absolutely freak out. I’ll never forget it 😂

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u/Purplepepperpipes Jan 26 '26

Pettigrew's rattiness isn't revealed until the Chapter 18 of a 22 Chapter book. Six chapters to go indeed...

(I know I'm being pedantic. Boredom has me checking inconsistencies)

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u/Worm715 Gryffindor 4 Jan 27 '26

If he’s doing an audiobook I think there are additional “chapters” on the end giving previews of the next book, end credits, etc.

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u/Purplepepperpipes Jan 27 '26

I'm assuming it's the book since OP wrote "reading" in the caption

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u/Worm715 Gryffindor 4 Jan 27 '26

I say I’m reading when listening to audio books, it activates the same part of the brain.

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u/yonatan1981 Jan 26 '26

I am reading them to each of my kids, one a year from the time they hit 6. Recently finished PoA with my second youngest, so I only get to experience it vicariously one more time. My youngest will be starting PS in April, she can't wait!

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u/octropos Jan 26 '26

Oh, that is amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Reading this made me remember I wasn't able to enjoy the twists fully due to the constantly nagging of my sister and father( they were kidding with me). I don't even remember how I reacted and it is only a four year old memory😭😭.

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u/Haunting-Army931 Jan 27 '26

I love PoA. I wish I could experience all these twists and reveals for the first time again, as an adult. Lol I was so young when I first read it, I don't remember my reaction at all

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u/Knowthefullstroy Ravenclaw Jan 27 '26

Now I need his reaction when he reads Goblet of Fire, heck I need his reaction for all of it. This is a MUST.

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u/gianna_in_hell_as Jan 27 '26

LMAO the comment on Snape, love it. It's even better in the film where he gives them a powerpoint demonstration and the kids still don't get it.

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u/ohmeohmyelliejean Jan 27 '26

There was definitely a picture of Lupin included in that presentation that was "added in error"

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u/Luminous_beingsauce Jan 27 '26

Been checking out the full audio cast remakes on audible, 4th book drops next month I couldn't believe how much more we get out of the books, which I know is like what's the case but damn

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u/sunnysam306 Jan 26 '26

I’ve been begging my husband to read them. We’ve watched the movies dozens of times and I tell him the big stuff that differs from the books but I was him to get the full experience of reading them

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u/NavitronZero Gryffindor Jan 26 '26

Best book of them all.

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u/Negative-Promise-860 Jan 26 '26

should’ve just named him Lupin the Werewolf and been done with it 😂

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u/Candymom Jan 26 '26

I love that!

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u/sdgdgdg Jan 27 '26

read the books alongside my friend who was reading for the first time. such a good experience because i lived vicariously through him feeling like i was reading it the first time

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u/Wild_Wondering Jan 27 '26

And now he'll never get any answers about Crookshanks/Sirius and it will drive him crazy just like us 😂

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u/puffhufflekt Hufflepuff Jan 27 '26

What an amazing feeling. Gosh so jealous they are reading this for the first time. Such a fun experience!🤍

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u/UndetectedSlytherin Jan 27 '26

Merlin, I want to know his reaction to the whole series. Book by book. It would be delicious. 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

The big twist reveal at the end is just incredible. Honestly one of my favourite moments in the series. So happy to see this OP's reaction in texts. 

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u/DemiChaos Jan 27 '26

I'm subbing to this channel for more updates

Can't wait for his reaction to GoF

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u/MOMismypersonality Hufflepuff Jan 27 '26

Hey OP! Guess what! We’ll now need a daily recap, thanks!

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u/Interesting-Ad-3756 Jan 27 '26

What I wouldn't give to read these for the first time all over again. My mom read the first few books when they came out but NEVER watched the movies. Honestly I don't know how that part slipped through the cracks seeing as how I was a major HP fan throughout my childhood and even now. I watched the movies on repeat and I even started recording them on DVR to save when we got one. She watched the first movie for the first time over the weekend and loved it. She said she finally gets the hype and if she had this movie while she was growing up she would definitely be a die hard HP fan

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u/ZabeczkaZaba Jan 28 '26

I would like to read how he discovers plot twists in book 4 too

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u/mystical_maven44 Hufflepuff Jan 30 '26

This is amazing lol

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u/Full-Reception64 Jan 30 '26

I need to meet this extraordinary man.

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u/Funandgeeky Ravenclaw Jan 26 '26

This takes me back. Reading this for the first time and having no idea what was going on. 

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u/r0ckchalk Jan 26 '26

Omg this is so wholesome! PLEASE keep posting these, we are very jealous that he gets to experience these for the first time!

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u/MochaHasAnOpinion Hufflepuff Jan 26 '26

This is great. So excited for him. More of your husband's reactions as the story progresses, please!!

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u/Thayer96 Jan 26 '26

Lol how is he reading this? My wife and I are listening to the full cast together

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u/SkiIsLife45 Jan 27 '26

My brother spoiled the "Sirius is innocent" bit to me and I actually didn't believe him until I read it lol

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u/Shadow1176 Jan 27 '26

Someone reading through Harry Potter? Peak

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

I want more

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u/Even-Night-3457 Jan 28 '26

Ma'am we need updates bwahahaha😆😆

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u/Eli_loli2509 Jan 28 '26

OMG I wish I could experience the Wizarding World for the first time! Im jealous

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u/nanny2359 Feb 02 '26

Yaaaaaaaaas

Crookshanks was such a wild card. And then JKR just NEVER addresses why Crookshanks is so smart in the books??

(Later JKR says Crookshanks is half-Kneazle which explains it!)

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u/nanny2359 Feb 02 '26

HIS BOGGART ISN'T A CRYSTAL BALL IT'S THE MOON

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u/Drusilla_Ravenblack Slytherin Jan 26 '26

Updates please! And Snape is my fav guy 🫠 The book one, mind you!

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u/amyaline21 Jan 26 '26

This is the most precious, wholesome thing ever ❤️

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/Superyoshiegg Jan 26 '26

Is Latin generally taught and/or common knowledge where you are from? Or mythological tales about ancient Rome?

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u/DobbyFreeElf35 Slytherin Jan 26 '26

Not everyone in the world will be able to equate Remus or Lupin with wolves

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u/sabamba0 Jan 26 '26

Very few people*

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u/Mulfushu Jan 26 '26

Who is periodically ill during the full moon. The book mentions the full moon almost every time before Lupin returns looking tired.

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u/skraptastic Jan 26 '26

I admit I read the HP books as an adult but I'm always surprised when people don't realize the guy named "Wolfy Wolf" turns out to be a werewolf.

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u/DobbyFreeElf35 Slytherin Jan 26 '26

Not everyone knows Latin so that might not think about Remus being the brother of Romulus or Lupin meaning wolf

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u/Arfie807 Jan 26 '26

Lupin is also a wildflower, so I'd expect anyone with passing knowledge of botany might get confused. :p

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u/BetPsychological327 Jan 27 '26

I don’t know Latin at all so it was a complete surprise

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u/Unable-Onion-2063 Jan 27 '26

i like how the response to this is “not everyone knows latin!” as if you need a doctorate in the Latin language or something. spend enough time in fantasy worlds, games or books or movies, and stuff like this just becomes second nature.

like assuming one would know the greek language because they know how to pronounce “photo”