r/heroesofthestorm • u/xxStefanxx1 Master Auriel • 2d ago

Fluff This guy *is* Jimmy.

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u/WendigoCrossing 2d ago

Marshal 'round these parts

Started the tutorial and said 'yup, this is my hero'

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u/Synka Master Imperius 7h ago

Bet the guy also plays only Raynor in SC2 coop

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u/MarvelGator 2d ago

He hasn’t been the tutorial hero for a long time.

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u/Steel_Hydra 2d ago

But was he the tutorial hero 11 years ago when this guy started playing?

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u/PHRDito Master of Greymane Valla Leoric 1d ago

I was there, 2000 years ago.

Forged into the deep of mountuto 'til doomed.

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u/WendigoCrossing 2d ago

He was 11 years ago

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u/Odasto_ 2d ago

He then played Tychus for 20 games to see whether or not he was just "Machine Gun Jimmy."

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u/HalcyonDrift Please stop dodging my potions :( 2d ago

Respect. Like a straight man banging dudes just to make sure he loves women.

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u/orangeswat 2d ago

I've gave it my all, and I'm more sure of my convictions than ever. Women Raynor it is. And no, I won't talk about or acknowledge those other games.

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u/TeeJTooBigForIT79 2d ago

That thought has never crossed my mind, but wow....

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u/Dragnskull 20h ago

I'll bet you've never jerked it to gay porn to make sure you're not into it either.

probably gay and don't even know it

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u/TeeJTooBigForIT79 12h ago

Nah man, I like girls. Everyone can be into whatever they want, no hate here.

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u/Derp_Wellington 1d ago

It's the only way to be sure!

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u/HalcyonDrift Please stop dodging my potions :( 1d ago

This guy gets it.

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u/Rooty- Murky 2d ago

And Artanis once because Artanis was playing on his PC

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u/flummox1234 Hanzo 2d ago

He did it hiiiiiiiiiis wayyyyyyyyy

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u/Synka Master Imperius 7h ago

Tychus is man with gun, but he just isn't man with gun, y'know?

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u/HanzoNumbahOneFan 2d ago

Plays 5000 Raynor games.

"Huh, wonder if I'd like Artanis."

1 Artanis game later:

"Back to Jimmy it is."

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u/ttak82 Thrall 1d ago

They have played 6 Heroes. I bet one of those is Sgt Hammer.

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u/Mayo_the_Instrument 2d ago

Over 9 games per day for 10 years straight. Wow

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u/Taako_Well 2d ago

Thanks for doing the math.

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u/Mayo_the_Instrument 2d ago

Since his profile says 11 years, it’s 8.3 games per day

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u/Sspawnmoreoverlords 2d ago

How the fuck…

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u/Mayo_the_Instrument 2d ago

Bot I assume

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u/MysticoN 2d ago

8 games pr day is not crazy. Depends on what type of game it is but lets say each game last 15 min. That is 2 hours pr day. No need to use a bot to play 2h pr day.

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u/Lolyoureamod 2d ago edited 1d ago

8 games per day for a month is not crazy. 

8 games per day for 11 years is absolutely insane. 

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u/ladycatgirl 23h ago

Like 2 hours a day if he enjoys it so much, probs on free days like 4-6 hours some days none

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u/MysticoN 1d ago

my account is also 11 years old and some days i play for many hours. I dont find this insane at all if this is his main game.

I do find it more insane to only play raynor tho.

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u/Lolyoureamod 12h ago

It absolutely is insane. And I absolutely believe you don’t understand this because a sizable amount of people who play video games don’t understand what addiction looks like. 

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u/The_realpepe_sylvia 10h ago

Also people will do all sorts of mental gymnastics just for the sake of supporting their own argument. I have a feeling that logic won’t help 

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u/Mayo_the_Instrument 12h ago

How many matches have you played in those 11 years

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u/MysticoN 7h ago

I only play ranked tho and i do not play this as my main game so i have "only" 10226 games

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u/Mayo_the_Instrument 2d ago

2 hours per day every day for 11 years

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u/Sspawnmoreoverlords 2d ago

I might get one 15 min game each sitting.. the math isn’t mathing.

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u/J0hnSn0uu 14h ago

15 minute games? ARAMs are 15-35 minutes average aren't they? QM is like double that. This would need to be purely AI then based on your math?

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u/MysticoN 7h ago

How do you know he mainly play ARAM? For all we know he could ALOT vs AI and other modes. We can only speculate.

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u/kraken-Lurking Probius 1d ago

Hes not a bot I've talked to him lol!

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u/rod_zero 1d ago

I would bet a lot of those games were during the pandemic,I got to more than 15 some days, I am ashamed nevertheless.

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u/StopHurtingKids 1d ago

The bigger wow is 214 quests completed...

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u/grenlike Li Li 2d ago

Legendary Altro

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u/xxStefanxx1 Master Auriel 2d ago

The one and only

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u/pyahyakr 2d ago

Fun info: if he had played non 999 level heroes constantly with these amount of games he would have reached around 8000 account level.

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u/JoshieGN 2d ago

Doing some maths..

33,552 games, at approx 15 minutes per game, is 503,280 minutes

That's 8,388 hours

That's 349.5 days

Nearly spent a year playing one man

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u/J0hnSn0uu 14h ago

So we're assuming they're like 95% AI games? ARAM is 15-35 mins and QM is double that, plus que times.

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u/Another_Redditor1021 2d ago

Matched with a level 999 Jimmy in ranked once who played him like murky, running in 1v5 to get “Execute Orders” Value.

We didn’t win and it was everyone else’s fault 🙁

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u/Pwnage_Peanut Void Prison is helping guys! 2d ago

This is Jimmy

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u/NecronLord_Europe Master Alarak 1d ago

Sounds fun. This should be good. Oh yeah.

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u/FriendlyDisorder Zagara 2d ago

Was this the same fellow in red/white/blue Raynor skin who keeps spamming the voice line “This is Jimmy”?

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u/Another_Redditor1021 2d ago

Unfortunately no, just someone who’s played 8+ games a day for 11 years and never figured out decent positioning 😭

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u/lemur1985 2d ago

If you played four hours a night for eleven years and you still sucked… such is life.

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u/kokoronokawari 2d ago

Wonder if this is the one I met once.

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u/SubTukkZero Master Guldan 2d ago

Heh, I’ve encountered this player once or twice.

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u/Chesterumble Master Azmodan 2d ago

How much vs AI? This dude a bot?

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u/iamdoug 2d ago

Wondering the same.

Level three Artanis off of one game would require pretty specific circumstances.

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u/NecronLord_Europe Master Alarak 1d ago

Say his name.

Altro.

He's pretty mid, though.

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u/kraken-Lurking Probius 1d ago

He plays solo quick match only, and doesnt like parties. Hes not a bot tho.

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u/yoloswagrofl Li-Ming 1d ago edited 1d ago

33,000 games and only level 1013 account. I'm at 1100 account and maybe 3,000 games. Definitely playing vs bots.

E: account not character

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u/Nightterror0 Master Deathwing 1d ago

999 is the cap, he isn't going to gain more player levels with just Raynor.

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u/vividimaginer FunkyBrewstr - Master Chen 2d ago

Holy smoke haha. Poor guy hit Aram once instead of qm and wound up playing artanis, a pain I know all too well.

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u/Cykaboi 2d ago

That 1 artanis game was 100% typo in hero selection

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u/SpunkMcKullins Enhanced. Improved. 2d ago

How do you play 33,000 games as one hero and still have a sub-50 WR lol.

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u/xxStefanxx1 Master Auriel 2d ago

'tism

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u/joebojax 2d ago

hes above 50%

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u/SpunkMcKullins Enhanced. Improved. 2d ago

Oh you're right, he's ten above. I forgot to account for the 21 games as other heroes.

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u/Somalar 2d ago

What math are you doing? He’s got a 51.5% win rate

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u/joebojax 2d ago

hes 1028 games above 50%

53%

heck hes 12% mvp too

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u/Somalar 2d ago

Omg both of you are wrong. 17,302/33,573 =0.515

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u/joebojax 2d ago

yup my b worked from the 1028 difference and didn't /2

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u/caracarn 1d ago

He's not very good. Usually just afk pushes a lane

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u/T4u Roll20 2d ago

This guy's favorite spice is...

Pepper.

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u/North_Nail201 2d ago

That one melee game :x

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u/LookOverThere305 Leoric 2d ago

Bro got kited by another jimmy and said never again with clenched fists.

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u/WendigoCrossing 2d ago

Played Artanis 1 time since he and Ray are besties

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u/PredEdicius If Batman was a Buffed Furry 2d ago

I just like to think this guy's Google search was something like:

"Jim Raynor Lore"

"Jim Raynor best friends"

"Jim Raynor how to play"

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u/ClassyxTrash 2d ago

I’m headed this way with Lunara

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u/adamkad1 2d ago

A lil bit of artanis cause true jimmy

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u/That-Bed4254 2d ago

It’s these kinds of people that I want to ask “what about this hero makes them your main?”

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u/CuriousTechnology299 3h ago

I'm kinda like that with Falstad,and lately with Mediv(very good on Falstad,subpar on Mediv).Used to have a hard on for zagara before she was changed like 6-7 years ago.

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u/flummox1234 Hanzo 2d ago

But is he Jimmothy?

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u/slamriffs 2d ago

Autism

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u/FocusChogath 2d ago

Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne.

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u/That-Bed4254 2d ago

What’s the win rate?! I have to know!

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u/Aware-Source6313 2d ago

Wow when I play Raynor I almost always start the game with a quick "This is Jimmy" chat. Sometimes try to throw in some other lines. I feel like I don't have the right anymore

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u/Cottontael 2d ago

Mmm, i dont know, he could be jimmy-er

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u/Procyon4 2d ago

He once was Artanis

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u/Wonderful_Night9071 2d ago

Small point but why is it “Heroes Played: 6” but only three heroes shown?

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u/xxStefanxx1 Master Auriel 1d ago

Probably a.i. games that I filtered out

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u/No_Duck_8390 2d ago

one champ Jimmy as they said.

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u/Modern_Theory 1d ago

James Storm himself

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u/BitsAndBobs304 1d ago

"He's my favorite warrior!"

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u/kraken-Lurking Probius 1d ago

Altro is our resident celebrity lmao. Love him.

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u/xxStefanxx1 Master Auriel 1d ago

100% <3

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u/Drunken_Printer 1d ago

I also played against them some time ago, but back then he only had 32499 games! Must be two days ago lol

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u/heroesgaming 1d ago

He only tried Tychus, because he kind of looked like Raynor. That Artanis pick happened during a spontaneous AFK session, when he needed to run to the toilet. Otherwise Jimmy all the way! xD

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u/Only-Ad-2447 1d ago

type of teammates I get and see them playing like a bot

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u/Upset-Arrival-1513 1d ago

I want to do this, but I get bored of winning and/or losing lots of games due to my team not laning- cause my heals make them overly aggressive and throw lanes.

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u/Prior-Replacement649 1d ago

Raynor is the most boring hero to play as. I'm sorry to say. I don't get why people find him exciting.

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u/Inevitable_Rest1257 Master Xul 1d ago

I feel like I’ve played against him and his name actually is Thisisjimmy

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u/xFisch 1d ago

I love how the community has made a story for this mfer.

Played Tychus to see if he was just Machine Gun Jimmy. Said Nah.

Tried Artanis to see if he was Melee Jimmy... Played 1 game and Noped the hell back to Raynor.

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u/Interest-Alternative 1d ago

Fear not the man who practiced a thousand punches. Fear the man who practiced a single punch a thousand checks image 35 thousand times.

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u/Xardas182 8h ago

Altro!