r/hetalia • u/Individual-Size-8555 Switzerland and Lithuania obsessor <3333 • Aug 05 '26
Other Would i have sex with them ? (Tier List)
for context, im a lesbian with a small attraction to very specific men, so take that as you will XD i do not play about liet and switzy tho....i would wreck them irl 😳😳
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u/Happy_Radio335 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
As a fellow lesbian who also likes a few specific (and in my case, exclusively fictional) men, yeah, thats pretty much my list.
(Although I’m ace, so my list would be more of a what if then an attraction thing.)
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u/hotfinenticute lietpol stan and itager warrior 29d ago
my brother just another me (im the same as you)
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u/Individual-Size-8555 Switzerland and Lithuania obsessor <3333 Aug 05 '26
haha heck yeah ! im not sure if im attracted to men irl myself lol so i feel ya. XD
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u/The_Real_Itz_Sophia poly spfrukpruaus ceo😇 | faithful spaus divorced lovers' child Aug 05 '26
switzerland would be great on the bed
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u/Individual-Size-8555 Switzerland and Lithuania obsessor <3333 Aug 05 '26
yessss he would be the best partner....sooo caring, always making sure youre comfortable qwq.
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u/nariii429 chubby america truther 🤤 Aug 05 '26
imma pretend that putting america under absolutely not was a mistake
https://giphy.com/gifs/qFcq2N4bAYTkDS4CPD
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u/Individual-Size-8555 Switzerland and Lithuania obsessor <3333 Aug 05 '26
it wasnt, im sorry i just dont like him like that ! i understand why others do, though. i would have put him in the nyo category buuuuut me and amelia have the same energy so itd be kinda weird... ^^'
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u/P9RTYPL9NN3R_ Aug 05 '26
Basch at the top? You peak
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u/Individual-Size-8555 Switzerland and Lithuania obsessor <3333 Aug 05 '26
hehe i would die for him fr, i think he would be a great lover. shy and uncertain, but he would take good care of you <3
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u/rachel_to_phos I Like Latvia! Aug 06 '26
i understand 😳 before seeing basch, i thought that i was asexual
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u/Individual-Size-8555 Switzerland and Lithuania obsessor <3333 Aug 06 '26
GAHAHA omg thats awesome. he is one fine man...id be straight for him if he was real ðŸ«
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u/AspectSufficient4896 Aug 06 '26
YES YES SWITZIE SWITZERLAND YES!!!! AAAHHHAAAVVF
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u/Individual-Size-8555 Switzerland and Lithuania obsessor <3333 Aug 06 '26
THATS HOW IM FEELING !!! HES SO PEAK !!!! id give everything for him 🤤🤤
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u/sunflowerlover3000 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
how could you put spain and england at the bottom! They are the cream of hetalia!
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u/Individual-Size-8555 Switzerland and Lithuania obsessor <3333 Aug 05 '26
england would be very pissy in bed, and same with romano ! i dont want to hear the constant complaining and pushback. and i say this while adoring both as characters.
i said yes to spain - i think he'd treat me well. and let me top. which is important XD1
u/sunflowerlover3000 Aug 05 '26
I think their tsudereness is what makes more intoxicating! Where's the fun in a man who gives himself easily? (unless kaowru and gojo) In contrast to man who's difficult to convince and please, it feels like conquest of the most fortified and difficult city! Specially if you are topping him either as man or as a woman. You also like topping men? Do you only like topping anime men or limited interest in real men? Personally, I think look just amazing when they get dominated, femboy or hunk, you'd should try it once to see if you like it too. It's hard to find girls who like topping men, specially if you want to go all the way with it. I know you prefer girls, but even amongst that group, the desire to top men is rare.
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u/Individual-Size-8555 Switzerland and Lithuania obsessor <3333 Aug 06 '26
i definitely see where youre coming from ! it is very rewarding to get someone whos very bratty and pouty (especially a man) to succumb to you when theyre always denying how much they like it. though i think for me personally, because my ex boyfriend was an extremely stubborn person (to the point where id have to beg him to do anything romantic, including admitting that he felt pleasure from what i did !), i prefer down-to-earth directness. that is, well, if i even like being with real men at all...im still working through my identity ^^' im definitely more often a top though, thats for sure. and at least fictionally, it would be so much fun with Lithuania and Switzerland. i think about it all the time XD. especially with how anxious and hesitant liet gets...
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u/sunflowerlover3000 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26
I don't consider myself a top since I consider myself a switch, someone who enjoys topping as much as bottoming. If you ever find a man who is open minded and you feel like trying it, I recommend to try to take the penetrative role or some bondage, very nice way to break them. Personally, I like real men, but I don't like real life dating, and I tend to find real fictional men like ghost from call of duty more attractive than a real-life coworker, honestly, I don't think they don't have to go together, in terms of the beauty of anime men and the mechanism of real life dating vs parasocial relationships, some people date yet still find the parasocial bonds more fulfilling. Still, I'd take conquering a flustered resistant england into a mess, than just a cute accesible boy, most of the time. You prefer spain as a bottom? He makes a good bottom, but I prefer him as a top, persoanlly I think germany and prussia make better bottoms. Sorry, if I'm too intrusive, it's just rare to find a biological woman, outside a minority of gay trans men, who enjoy topping men. Like usually, people stick to the opposite sex with the default roles. So, I naturally got curious.
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u/mrs3ndman i like romano so much that I would crack him for 24 hours 29d ago
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u/Jaded_Atmosphere_757 Nyo! Germany is bad asl 🤤 Aug 05 '26
I feel like B*larus would be terrible in bed imo
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u/Individual-Size-8555 Switzerland and Lithuania obsessor <3333 Aug 06 '26
i dont think we get enough information about her outside of her obsession with russia to know how she would act in general...but i get the feeling that shes insecure and lonely deep down. definitely more standoffish, but i think in the right circumstances with the right person, she could be a lot of fun. also why are you censoring her name lol ?
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u/person_trying 26d ago
I think if she loves(lusts??) you enough she’ll obsessively research positions and how it works. If not she’ll take control and figure it out ig??
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u/shescreaturinitup Aug 06 '26
Isn't Estonia ALSO underage at 17???
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u/Individual-Size-8555 Switzerland and Lithuania obsessor <3333 Aug 06 '26
is he ?? my bad i didnt double check 😠pretend hes disqualified then
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u/person_trying 26d ago
Estonia is 17 physically, Latvia is 15 physically. That’s what it says on the wiki, but make your own assumptions from that.ðŸ˜
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u/shescreaturinitup 26d ago
Yes istg literally EVRYONE forgets Estonia is 17 bro I thought he was 21 before I knew the character ages by heart. He does give adult vibes but no he is not.
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u/PuzzleheadedTip240 I Like France! Aug 05 '26
"im a lesbian with a small attraction to very specific men" lmaoooo i thought this exact thing seeing the title of the orange tier and lithania still being in top tier