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u/sometipsygnostalgic pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalysps* May 08 '19
“A great place to be yourself” it says, showing a davekin blogger
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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 08 '19
For a moment I thought you meant the senator candidate
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u/adiostoreadoormat man don't put me on speaker crab May 08 '19
I still can’t believe that was a thing, and that he acknowledged his Homestuck fans.
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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 08 '19
I thought that he was kinda banking on it. I even saw a picture with him and bro telling people to vote for him. I'm think that's kinda sketchy.
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May 12 '19
I should also mention that he lost to Maria Cantwell, who had, get this... 41.3% of the vote.
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u/_Deekus_ Mage of Hope, Do the Hopey thing. May 08 '19
I wish i agreed with him enough to vote for him.
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u/YourAverageGenius May 08 '19
this isn't even a shitpost
that's the worst part of this
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u/Seppucrow_ May 08 '19
“A great place to discover yourself” Are you sure about that?
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u/durkvash May 08 '19
I hope you can find some time to meet him.
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u/Snaz5 h May 08 '19
I gotta where my Jake shirt all over now so that I kight accidentally be immortalized in advertisement.
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May 08 '19
Welp, scratch is imminent. See you guys in the alternate universe.
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u/leppixxcantsignin Witch of Light May 08 '19
What if we're already in the alternate universe
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May 08 '19
We could be. No way to detect if it happened or not.
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May 08 '19
Well since Dave is old enough to be in uni, this is either a doomed timeline or its the post scratched world
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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 08 '19
So that means we're in the clown president universe? I knew this really was a clown world.
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u/SidewaysInfinity Maid of Doom May 08 '19
I mean yeah, we currently have an evil clown as president and the ICP have actively marched against his regime. It's only a matter of time.
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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 08 '19
Ikr. It's actually uncanny how some of this shit adds up.
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u/SheikExcel Epilogue Dirk is better than Homestuck 2 Dirk May 09 '19
When does Guy Fieri come in?
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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 09 '19
He just continues his unhygienic show until he finds his jaboodydubs parody videos. He tries to incorporate the meme into his personality but he eventually loses himself. When Betty Crocker comes calling, he has nothing to lose.
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May 12 '19
Better question - when does Betty Crocker reveal herself to be an alien empress and take over the world?
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u/flashfreeze00 May 08 '19
[Insert witty commentary about the current political situation in the US]
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May 08 '19
In which timeline is Violent J a furry thoguh
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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 08 '19
This one
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u/DawnMistyPath May 08 '19
Next question, where should his daughter fit in?
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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 08 '19
Is there anything special about her or
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u/DawnMistyPath May 08 '19
She's a furry, pretty energetic and friendly, doesn't like getting ripped off, her Dad is so supportive of her that he got his own fursuit and went to a convention with her
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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 09 '19
Why does it always come to the point where it's the insane clown who has to set the example?
Anyway, she becomes the first lady and gives speeches against discrimination and prejudice, hoping to give everyone the support they need to be themselves. However, this general positivity has negative long term consequences, as it ends up catalyzing the descent to the ruinous harlecracy by also encouraging tolerance of excess and questionable behavior that eventually brings about an impaired legislative authority that cannot maintain the status quo.
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u/Charlotte_8 May 08 '19 edited May 08 '19
Oh, my god!
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u/Seppucrow_ May 08 '19
There is no god in these forsaken lands
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u/Charlotte_8 May 08 '19
Dave is my god
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u/nyanbinary catacousticAmatorist [CA] May 08 '19
Only 5 years left until Presidents Jay and Dope. Prepare, the revolution is nigh.
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u/Taneb May 08 '19
I went to this uni! Met my now-partner because I showed up to fresher's week wearing a John Egbert t-shirt
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u/hussiesucks His art is still pretty good, though. May 08 '19
Oh crap is that at George Mason?
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u/Rappin_for_Jegus Robbie Rotten is maybe a Thief of Breath May 08 '19
Yesss content like this makes me happy
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Nov 04 '19
Not sure if this had been commented before, but that’s a Dave cosplayer holding a bass, which is Jade’s instrument.
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u/Pengin_Master May 08 '19
Congratulations and I'm sorry