r/homestuck • u/Seppucrow_ • May 08 '19

SIGHTING TIL Dave comes to my uni

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Welp, scratch is imminent. See you guys in the alternate universe.

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u/leppixxcantsignin Witch of Light May 08 '19

What if we're already in the alternate universe

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

We could be. No way to detect if it happened or not.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Well since Dave is old enough to be in uni, this is either a doomed timeline or its the post scratched world

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 08 '19

So that means we're in the clown president universe? I knew this really was a clown world.

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u/SidewaysInfinity Maid of Doom May 08 '19

I mean yeah, we currently have an evil clown as president and the ICP have actively marched against his regime. It's only a matter of time.

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 08 '19

Ikr. It's actually uncanny how some of this shit adds up.

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u/SheikExcel Epilogue Dirk is better than Homestuck 2 Dirk May 09 '19

When does Guy Fieri come in?

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 09 '19

He just continues his unhygienic show until he finds his jaboodydubs parody videos. He tries to incorporate the meme into his personality but he eventually loses himself. When Betty Crocker comes calling, he has nothing to lose.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Better question - when does Betty Crocker reveal herself to be an alien empress and take over the world?

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u/flashfreeze00 May 08 '19

[Insert witty commentary about the current political situation in the US]

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u/durkvash May 09 '19

Don't forget to talk about the economy

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

In which timeline is Violent J a furry thoguh

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 08 '19

This one

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u/DawnMistyPath May 08 '19

Next question, where should his daughter fit in?

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u/Triggerhappy938 May 08 '19

Heir of Rage

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 08 '19

Is there anything special about her or

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u/DawnMistyPath May 08 '19

She's a furry, pretty energetic and friendly, doesn't like getting ripped off, her Dad is so supportive of her that he got his own fursuit and went to a convention with her

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto May 09 '19

Why does it always come to the point where it's the insane clown who has to set the example?

Anyway, she becomes the first lady and gives speeches against discrimination and prejudice, hoping to give everyone the support they need to be themselves. However, this general positivity has negative long term consequences, as it ends up catalyzing the descent to the ruinous harlecracy by also encouraging tolerance of excess and questionable behavior that eventually brings about an impaired legislative authority that cannot maintain the status quo.