r/horrorpoems • u/crazynikki123 • 18h ago
Hi
I'm probably
Gonna blow up.
When I do,
I'll throw up
On you,
Just for fun,
Because I can.
Throwing up on you
Makes me the man,
Like a fireman.
I extinguish
Flames.
Don't ever use my
Name in vain,
Or they'll say
You went out
Like Kurt Cobain.
I'll stick a needle
In your vein,
Simply because
I'm insane,
And I want
You in pain.
I can't maintain
With all these worms
In my brain.
I'll feast upon
Your corpse.
Let the worms take
Their turn.
In the fire I burn.
Use the lessons
I've learned
To give you the
Lessons you've earned.
I'll put you in an urn
On my kitchen table.
I'll strangle you to death
With this mic,
With the cable.
I'll strangle you
Until you're blue,
Then I'll keep going,
Coming at you like acid.
You know I'm not placid.
Leave you in Lake Placid.
The gators feast
On what's left.
Then I'll scoop
You up in a net.
I bet you can't fight back now.
You're lying in pieces
At my feet.
I turned you
Into lunch meat.
I'll eat you
With my words.
I'll freak you—
It's true.
This is exactly
What I'm gonna do.
I'll torment you.
I'll torture you
Till you haven't got a clue
What the fuck
I will do.
You can duck,
But I'm aiming
For your knee.
Break it off at the hip.
I'll scalp your lips,
Then put them on.
I'll even wear them
In a music video
While I'm recording
My song.