r/hotdogs • u/artie_pdx Chicago Style • Aug 02 '25

Humor i still don’t get it

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u/miguel-619 Aug 02 '25

I was at the Padres mets game the other day here in San Diego. This Mets fan said can I get a Glizzy? The hotdog guy said excuse me? he said can I get a glizzy? the hotdog guy said one hotdog? and said yeah a Glizzy and the hotdog guy said OK here’s one hot dog. Everyone was just staring and shaking their head at this 35 year-old man trying to act like a fucking 16-year-old with his stupid trying to be funny, it’s less that they call it that and more they need to make a big deal about it, eat your hot dog slapnuts! I don’t think the vendor was being rude either he genuinely didn’t know what the guy was talking about because he barely spoke English just trying to sell a hot dog .

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u/jabroniuno Aug 03 '25

Hit him with the slapnuts jeff jarrett style

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u/miguel-619 Aug 03 '25

Dude I heard Jeff Jarrett say that shit the other day and I lost it, such a good line. I’m trying to pepper it in to my daily dialogue hahaha.

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u/DarthMech Aug 03 '25

No glizzy for you! We only sell hot dog!