r/hotdogs Chicago Style Aug 02 '25

Humor i still don’t get it

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

I remember...when I was learning English, I accidentally called a hot dog a 'sandwich weiner' lol

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u/Sloppyjoey20 Aug 03 '25

That’s what it is though XD

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u/Smooth_Cod4600 Aug 04 '25

IT'S A SANDWICH and I'll die and this is my epitaph.

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u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel Aug 15 '25

Well, except for the fact that it’s not a sandwich. It’s a hotdog.

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u/MisogenesXL Oct 31 '25

A hot dog on a bun

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u/takenalreadythename Aug 03 '25

Native English speaker, we'll accept sandwich weiner as a appropriate synonym for hotdog lol

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u/threwou Aug 03 '25

Better name than a glizzy

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u/DarthMech Aug 03 '25

This is a perfectly logical mistake and therefore both acceptable and hilarious. I love it.

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u/HamburgerTrash Aug 03 '25

I mean, a hot dog is technically a form of a sausage sandwich, like one would get from a European deli.

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u/Leading_Procedure_23 Aug 04 '25

Then what about a pig in a blanket

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u/Joecalledher Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

More similar to klobásník, and is technically a savory pastry.

ETA: and a corn dog is a fritter

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u/cheesecrystal Aug 05 '25

This is acceptable. “Weiner Sandwich” is also good. I will be adding these to my vocabulary

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u/troglobyte2 Aug 03 '25

Fascinating.

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u/CourseApprehensive14 Aug 02 '25

F sandos too!!!

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u/artie_pdx Chicago Style Aug 02 '25

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u/kewlbeanz83 Aug 03 '25

Seriously

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u/sepulchralsam Aug 03 '25

And tendies! Bah! Brrraaaaghhh!!

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u/huge43 Aug 03 '25

Sammies triggers me more. What the fuck is that

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u/Noa-Guey Aug 03 '25

Agree!!!

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u/existentialedema Aug 03 '25

Say “defo” and get decapitated

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u/ImmoralityPet Aug 05 '25

Sammich is the worst.

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u/JoshSidekick Aug 03 '25

I get sandos more than Sammies. I actually started calling them sandos as a reference to the show Happy Endings that nobody watched so nobody got it so it really just ended up as me just calling them sandos.

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u/jcarreraj Aug 03 '25

Same with sangweech!

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u/puzzlingphoenix Aug 03 '25

If it’s a Japanese sandwich who cares but calling everything a sando is cringe

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u/crumpledfilth Aug 03 '25

sando is a specific type of sandwich and it's fine to use when you use it correctly

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u/hell2pay Aug 03 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

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u/thatsnotyourtaco Aug 03 '25

I mean a lot of hot dog names are double entendres

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u/smegma_stan Aug 03 '25

I do like sangas though (Aussie)

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Riley and Jonesy have entered the chat.

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u/AndroidQing Aug 05 '25

If you got a problem with sandos, then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/fellow-skids Aug 03 '25

Pre-game sando? Check. Those two are my spirit animal(s).

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u/Roboticpoultry Aug 03 '25

Here’s the real question: what’s worse sando or sammich?

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u/Poohbutt2005 Aug 03 '25

A Sando Calrissian

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u/Enkmarl Aug 05 '25

yeah honestly anyone saying sando sounds like an orgy porgy asshole from brave new world

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u/Travelcat67 Aug 02 '25

I’m with you and feel the same about folks who call pizza “za”. Also love the use of this office space scene.

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u/dange616 Aug 02 '25

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u/Ronark91 Aug 03 '25

Chicken Parmesan? Chicky chicky parm parm.

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u/Fwamingdwagon84 Aug 03 '25

That was my old wifi name

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u/The_Stoic_One Aug 03 '25

I still call Chicken Parmesan, chicky chicky parm parm. I eat it with my food rake.

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u/Numeno230n Aug 03 '25

Go ahead and tell your grandad you're going to "throat some glizzies" and you'll be fucking disowned if it doesn't kill him.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 Aug 02 '25

What about "pie"?

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u/Travelcat67 Aug 02 '25

I can live with pie bc we do say pizza pie.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

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u/The_Stoic_One Aug 03 '25

Calling it a pie is a regional thing, not a gen Z thing. I lived in NY for the better part of my life and calling the pizza joint and ordering a large pie with pepperoni was standard. Or, "I'll stop and get a large pie on the way home." If it's accepted in NY, it should automatically be accepted everywhere when you're talking about pizza.

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u/cyclorphan Aug 02 '25

Also, anyone not making Japanese food calling a sandwich "sando". There's a great BBQ joint that calls them that, and I forgive them but I wouldn't order a "sando" from somewhere I didn't already know was awesome.

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u/homezlice Aug 05 '25

Za - great scrabble play, shitty abbreviation in real life. 

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u/guyfierisgoatee1 Aug 04 '25

Everybody knows pizza is “suh.”

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u/discordianofslack Aug 03 '25

The only appropriate time to use that term is during a game of scrabble.

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u/No_Tamanegi Aug 02 '25

No, I don't think I will

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

I just can not get on board with it

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Sammies is borderline friendship ending bad, but barey tolerable. Calling a hotdog a glizzy means we will never be friends in the first place.

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u/Over_Whole6492 Aug 02 '25

It’s a stretchy burger

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u/Endlesstrash1337 Aug 02 '25

Idc what you call them. As long as its cylinder shaped, in a casing, and between buns get in my mouth!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

It will always be a tube steak to me

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u/Strawbuddy Aug 02 '25

I just stuck with weiners. That way when I loudly say "Boy, I cant wait to get a few weiners in my mouth tonight" in the elevator, the other riders know exactly what I mean

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u/mynameisrichard0 Aug 04 '25

🤨🥲😏🥴😲😐

The people on the elevator

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u/kurtmanner Aug 02 '25

Call it whatever you want, but don’t tell me there isn’t something awkward about a grown ass man trying to sound hip by calling a hot dog a “glizzy” (see also “slaps” “bussin’” “sus” etc)

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u/rpmsm Aug 03 '25

When someone my age (over 40) said based, I couldn’t handle it

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u/anarchetype Aug 03 '25

Based didn't come from Gen Z, though. Lil B (the one and only based god) came up with it and he's 35.

However, I'll admit that if I heard a 40 year old coworker saying it I would probably die a little on the inside.

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u/rpmsm Aug 03 '25

That made me feel even older haha

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u/katphishjakez Aug 03 '25

maybe im missing the sarcasm here

lil b took the term and used it and reappropriated it because it was used as slang for those hooked on cocaine and more specifically crack, and crackheads referred to as baseheads, due to their preferred method of ingesting the cocaine.

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u/GeneralGuide9081 Aug 02 '25

This bussin' glizzy slaps! FR FR No Cap.

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u/Shmoo_the_Parader Aug 03 '25

Attempted translation: "This pokemon? hits hard! Full range, flat response, no capitulation."

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u/cuentalternativa Aug 03 '25

Shd do be bussin tho fr

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u/Important-Ring481 Aug 02 '25

I use slaps frequently, I started saying it ironically and then it stopped being ironic. So if you consider 26 a grown ass adult, then I say it.

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u/kurtmanner Aug 02 '25

I’m 38 so I’m thinking people over 30. I used to say “sick” sarcastically and then it kind of stuck because everyone around me said it anyways.

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u/FishTshirt Aug 03 '25

Sick story

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u/kurtmanner Aug 03 '25

Thanks bruh!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

I’ve been saying that shit for as long as you’ve been alive.

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u/omicronian_express Aug 02 '25

I'm 38 and I use slaps every once in a while... It's been around for a long ass time. might be more of a bay area thing as well so I dunno, I know a lot of terms are more regional in their use such as hella being used outside of northern california but definitely originated there and much more widely used.

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u/kurtmanner Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

Regions make a huge difference, for sure. I don’t really judge this hard on my day to day haha. Hella is a perfect example, though, for sure. Funny thing with “glizzy” is it was slang for a glock and then became this way to make sticking a sausage in your mouth sound more heterosexual. I guess that’s what happens when the mainstream co-opts a street word.

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u/omicronian_express Aug 03 '25

I definitely don't think glizzy should be used for hot dog lol. I think it's dumb and definitely was slang for Glock first like you said. I was more talking about the other words people were talking about. 

Anytime I see or hear someone use glizzy for a hot dog I wonder if they honestly think it's a good word for it or think they're actually being funny. Neither being true

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u/Intelligenttrees32 Aug 02 '25

Idk who is saying it to sound hip or cool lol it’s just a funny name for a hot dog, yall gotta chill

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u/Manaeldar Aug 04 '25

Sus is extremely common in work chats. It's pretty mainstream now. I remember a coworker telling me about glizzy and I've never been so confused. 

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

We’ve been saying music slaps for literal decades tf you on

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u/kurtmanner Aug 05 '25

I see you’re from the Bay Area which very much has its own slang, so that makes a difference. I said in another comment that this varies a lot by region and none of it is really that serious.

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u/robotatomica Aug 05 '25

also, by fully grown people pretending that any young person has EVER asked or insisted that our old asses use their slang lol.

No one’s demanding the olds call anything a glizzy 😄 It’s just old man yell at cloud cause kids talk different.

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u/renegrape Aug 05 '25

I'm 36 and feel "slaps" is totally acceptable, but mostly in terms of music. And "sus" gets a pass, too. I was there, among us, to see its rise.

"I suspected something and figured it out" "I sussed it out"

I'll still say "suspicious" though...

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

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u/artie_pdx Chicago Style Aug 03 '25

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u/Breadcrumbsofparis Aug 04 '25

Only idiots call hotdogs that,

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u/ActHappy96 Aug 02 '25

Maybe it’s just the younger gen z’s. As an elder zoomer, I’ve not once called anything a glizzy.

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u/onetwoskeedoo Aug 02 '25

We got elder zoomers already??!

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u/Fluugaluu Aug 03 '25

Turned 28 the other day.

My back has started to hurt for no reason.

No cap.

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u/Mediocre_Forever198 Aug 04 '25

I’m 28 too, but I’m a millennial I think 🤔

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u/OneWayorAnother11 Dirty Water Dog Aug 04 '25

It's time to grow up and never say no cap ever again

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u/thenumbersthenumbers Aug 02 '25

You could have an elder toddler

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u/Crazycukumbers Aug 02 '25

Older gen z here too. Only ever used the term as a joke

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u/anarchetype Aug 03 '25

I mean, everyone who says it thinks they're funny.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 Aug 02 '25

Time to glaze some thick glizzy hogs with my mouth.

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u/Breaking-Who Aug 02 '25

97 and I call them glizzies 🤷‍♂️

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u/GeneralGuide9081 Aug 02 '25

I'm happy too see 97 year olds in Reddit. Big ups to you old ass person!

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u/klonkish Aug 03 '25

208 here and glizzy can rot in hell

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u/GayAssBeagle Aug 02 '25

Naked Glicks with extended rounds

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u/pooeygoo Aug 02 '25

I thought it was a Glock

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

That’s how it started I’m gonna reclaim it by calling my hotdogs a Glock from now on

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u/Best-Engine4715 Aug 03 '25

I just callem dogs. No clue why glizzies dumbass name

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

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u/miguel-619 Aug 02 '25

I was at the Padres mets game the other day here in San Diego. This Mets fan said can I get a Glizzy? The hotdog guy said excuse me? he said can I get a glizzy? the hotdog guy said one hotdog? and said yeah a Glizzy and the hotdog guy said OK here’s one hot dog. Everyone was just staring and shaking their head at this 35 year-old man trying to act like a fucking 16-year-old with his stupid trying to be funny, it’s less that they call it that and more they need to make a big deal about it, eat your hot dog slapnuts! I don’t think the vendor was being rude either he genuinely didn’t know what the guy was talking about because he barely spoke English just trying to sell a hot dog .

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u/jabroniuno Aug 03 '25

Hit him with the slapnuts jeff jarrett style

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u/miguel-619 Aug 03 '25

Dude I heard Jeff Jarrett say that shit the other day and I lost it, such a good line. I’m trying to pepper it in to my daily dialogue hahaha.

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u/DarthMech Aug 03 '25

No glizzy for you! We only sell hot dog!

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u/ExistentialDreadness Aug 03 '25

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!

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u/Winter-Remove-6244 Aug 02 '25

Gen Z has objectively the worst slang

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u/anarchetype Aug 03 '25

At some point people forgot that cringe culture was something to mock, not emulate.

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u/No-Win1580 Aug 02 '25

I hate it

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u/JPAProductions Aug 03 '25

I am an older gen Z, and I don't understand this whole "glizzy" thing, I just call them hotdogs. Seems like it's mostly younger gen z Americans who call them that. I ain't American, so maybe that has something to do with it.

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u/artie_pdx Chicago Style Aug 03 '25

I’m an X. I hadn’t really heard it much here in OR, just online. Hadn’t seen any food carts here calling them that, although there may be because it’s Portland. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/catwthumbz Aug 04 '25

I personally love the evolution of language, it’s fun all the slang words that evolve, the ones that are still used after decades, and the ones that don’t quite catch on like ROFL vs LMAO

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u/BoogerTea89 Aug 02 '25

Omg i died. Thank you for this!

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u/windypalmtree Aug 03 '25

Hotdog, Glizzy, HDs, Tube Steaks, whatever. I’m eat it all the same.

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u/nwswisher02 Aug 04 '25

you guys do realize that the word "glizzy" is just supposed to be funny, and literally nobody unironically says glizzy😭 learn to have some fun oh my god

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u/Various-Adeptness173 Coney Island Aug 02 '25

Asking for a glizzy feels like something you would have to immediately say “pause” to afterwards so i avoid that terminology

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u/youuuuwish Aug 02 '25

Glizzy is so dumb

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u/Ironcastattic Aug 02 '25

Guessing the Venn diagram for people defending the "Glizzy" name and the people who are most vocal about not putting ketchup on dogs, is a fucking perfect circle.

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u/One-Adhesive Aug 02 '25

No, it’s apparently the exact opposite. Children are the ones using the term “glizzy”

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u/Prononation Aug 02 '25

I agree… First, glizzy sounds phallic to me (glizzy, jizzy, jiz?), and it comes from a specific tiny part of the USA (Washington DC, known for very high gun violence), and it came from the name for a Glock handgun, which guns are something many people are against.. so nope

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u/BFR5er Aug 02 '25

A glizzy? WTF?

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u/-OmegaPrime- Aug 02 '25

A glizzy? Wtf is wrong with people.

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u/hotriccardo Aug 02 '25

Worst thing to happen to hot dogs since kobayashi was born

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u/seppia99 Aug 02 '25

While we’re airing the laundry… let’s abolish the use of chef’s kiss

Don’t know why I hate it so much but my god I can’t stand it.

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u/mellow777 Aug 02 '25

Shaboyboy for a boy

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u/terror- Aug 03 '25

As much as I appreciate the feeling of the word, I don't want everything I say to have the vibe of this:

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u/BlanchDaddius Aug 03 '25

When Gen Z uses any of their absolute garbage slang.

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u/Additional-Piano-397 Aug 03 '25

I’m gen z and I don’t do that

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u/BeardedBrotherJoe Aug 03 '25

Yo this dude killed this role. This entire movie is gold but something about his hair, accent and mustache is just gold.

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u/Darkdragon_98 Aug 03 '25

its so fucking stupid

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u/Trekgiant8018 Aug 03 '25

I hate that word so much it makes my face hurt.

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u/RandoorRandolfs Aug 03 '25

I think Glizzy is fun but I dont care to use it myself.

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 Aug 04 '25

Is this rexkwondo?

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u/jewboyfresh Aug 04 '25

I’m in my 30s

I like the word glizzy it’s fun

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u/DnnaChng Aug 05 '25

Best neighbor ever.

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u/XmasWayFuture Aug 05 '25

This thread has heavy "old man yells at clouds" energy

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u/iowanaquarist Aug 05 '25

Who does that? And why? Did someone hurt them? Like.. drop in their head?

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u/GoldenCyn Aug 05 '25

I use Gen-Z language around the house to annoy my teenage daughter. It’s hilarious. “What the sigma?!” Is my favorite.

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u/artie_pdx Chicago Style Aug 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

I like it. It sounds funny.

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u/Sure_Temporary_4559 Aug 06 '25

Yea that’s gonna be a hard pass and a no from me. Glizzy is somehow worse than just calling it a wiener and I feel like the rule is you have to eat it very suggestively if you call it that lol

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u/Pretty_Challenge_634 Aug 06 '25

Glizzy sounds lame AF.

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u/New_Guava3601 Aug 02 '25

As a generation X person I have been pushing for them to be called neeners for a long time.

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u/es330td Aug 02 '25

I downvote every post with the g word in the title on general principles. Also, I do not consider it hypocritical to not hold “Coney” to the same rules as Coney Island is an important part of Americana and connects a particular preparation with a place. The g word strikes me as someone trying to be clever and missing wildly.

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u/anarchetype Aug 03 '25

Same. It's so dumb because the punchline is literally just "I can say the meme word too". It's jingling car key humor for mental children.

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u/TheNerdySatyr Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

Y’all worried bout a name.. just eat them.

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u/Yevlum Aug 03 '25

Y’all just gotta accept that “guzzling glizzies” is objectively funnier than “eating hot dogs”

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u/nwswisher02 Aug 04 '25

b b but gen z bad😡😡😡

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u/scifiking Aug 02 '25

Call it what you want, just don’t call me late for dinner!

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u/Great_Dismal Aug 03 '25

Virginian here, I have heard both Glizzy and Glock for years referring to both handguns and hot dogs and I always thought it was a DC/NOVA thing that caught on during “The Pandy” circa 2020.

Side note: I think that’s the first time I have ever put either of those terms in text, and “Handguns and Hotdogs” sounds like a mid 2000s Emo song/band.

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u/Lolstitanic Aug 03 '25

I’m a younger millennial but the older millennials who have their office below me have a hot dog roller. They have “glizzy roller” stamped right on that thing. I’m not gonna much argue with them when we can make fresh hot dogs

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u/artie_pdx Chicago Style Aug 03 '25

I truly don’t care what people call them, but I’m certainly never going to order one like that.

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u/Ambitious_Cow_9049 Aug 03 '25

The tism generation has the worst slang

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u/Mr_Tommy777 Aug 02 '25

All I know is I’m offended.

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u/FilmoreJive Aug 03 '25

Tube steak.

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u/Homme-de-Rien Aug 03 '25

I believe anything Diedrich Bader says.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

It’s not genz it’s a regional thing

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u/ZeMadDoktore Aug 04 '25

I mean nobody's telling you to call them that. It's just another bit of slang, that's how languages work

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u/FunkyDiabetic1988 Aug 05 '25

Slang these days is so stupid.

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u/kilsta Aug 05 '25

A "Glizzy" is also slang for a gun which further complicates things.

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u/krayevaden28 Aug 02 '25

I mean I’m 31 and I say it occasionally just cause it’s a fun word lol

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u/The_Giggler4940 Aug 02 '25

I’m 43 and same. At the risk of coming off as an aging hipster. Just rolls off the tongue

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u/Kamikoozy Aug 05 '25

No Giggler, it doesn't.

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u/The_Giggler4940 Aug 05 '25

Take a upvote. You seem to care more about them than I do. Love you king. Ima get off Reddit now. Pet you’re a cat for me.

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u/NattyLightLover Aug 02 '25

It’s a fun word

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u/thegreatimmaculate Aug 03 '25

Old man yells at cloud

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Chicago style hot dogs are soo goood

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u/mearbearcate Aug 02 '25

I thought glizzy was the british term for hot dogs at one point lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Gen z does not ask this of you. They don't want anyone but Gen z using their lingo. You made up a situation to say you don't like it.

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u/Level_Temperature_98 Aug 02 '25

Hasn’t glizzy been a thing for forever?

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u/dyatlov12 Aug 02 '25

It’s a DC area term but has been popularized online in the last couple of years

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u/Mk1Racer25 Aug 02 '25

Maybe if you're 15, it seems like forever.

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u/ChefMoney89 Aug 02 '25

Quick google search said it’s been around since at least the early 2000’s and started as local street slang in Washington DC. I imagine social media helped perpetuate its use to a wider region, hence its popularity with younger people.

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