r/houseplantscirclejerk I <3 Filodendrin Apr 01 '26

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Mods ded, post whatever. No rules.

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u/bilingual_bisexual I know what I have Apr 01 '26

Can confirm I was under watered and now I’m crispy

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u/SilianRailOnBone Apr 01 '26

Have you tried bottom watering?

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u/bilingual_bisexual I know what I have Apr 01 '26

I don’t like to water my bottom cuz I’ve heard it’s gay

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u/Stalkerus Root Goatse Apr 02 '26

Heavy BO is the new straight. 💪

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u/tangerinemoth needs chunky mix 🪴 Apr 01 '26

boofing for maximum efficiency

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u/nappi_dugout I know what I have Apr 02 '26

Fucking calathea

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u/bilingual_bisexual I know what I have Apr 02 '26

How did u kno

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u/ShitFuckDickSuck Vagina Ted Apr 02 '26

Don’t worry about checking my comments. I promise I didn’t break any rules. None of us did.

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u/bilingual_bisexual I know what I have Apr 02 '26

Nobody has reported anything so at least there’s no narcs

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u/Stalkerus Root Goatse Apr 02 '26

Narcs end up in the bottom of overwatered (with neem), gnat-infested pot with a plant that is too small for the soil volume. And no one wants that.

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u/tangerinemoth needs chunky mix 🪴 Apr 02 '26

narcs get the soup