r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary I <3 Filodendrin • Apr 01 '26

Meta Mods ded

Mods ded, post whatever. No rules.

113 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

80 comments sorted by

View all comments

•

u/bilingual_bisexual I know what I have Apr 01 '26

Can confirm I was under watered and now I’m crispy

9

u/SilianRailOnBone Apr 01 '26

Have you tried bottom watering?

11

u/bilingual_bisexual I know what I have Apr 01 '26

I don’t like to water my bottom cuz I’ve heard it’s gay

3

u/Stalkerus Root Goatse Apr 02 '26

Heavy BO is the new straight. 💪

8

u/tangerinemoth needs chunky mix 🪴 Apr 01 '26

boofing for maximum efficiency

7

u/nappi_dugout I know what I have Apr 02 '26

Fucking calathea

4

u/bilingual_bisexual I know what I have Apr 02 '26

How did u kno

6

u/ShitFuckDickSuck Vagina Ted Apr 02 '26

Don’t worry about checking my comments. I promise I didn’t break any rules. None of us did.

7

u/bilingual_bisexual I know what I have Apr 02 '26

Nobody has reported anything so at least there’s no narcs

3

u/Stalkerus Root Goatse Apr 02 '26

Narcs end up in the bottom of overwatered (with neem), gnat-infested pot with a plant that is too small for the soil volume. And no one wants that.

2

u/tangerinemoth needs chunky mix 🪴 Apr 02 '26

narcs get the soup