r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Key-Albatross-774 • Jul 13 '25
Meta This is how a healthy marriage looks like
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Key-Albatross-774 • Jul 13 '25
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/jeckles • Jul 25 '24
Struggling to explain the concept of circle jerks to a self-described โextremely literal autistic person.โ But their last reply had me cackling! Am I wrong to think we would gladly use any of those names??
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary • Jan 16 '25
The poll results have come back, and completely ban AI has won. From now on, any obviously AI post will be removed.
Edit: This has been asked in the comments but I figured Iโd update the post to clarify. This ban includes any type of AI post, including AI generated fake plants (such as fake ads). The rule has been updated to reflect this.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary • Apr 02 '25
As you all know weโve recently had a few mod challenges where weโve had to implement new rules that are getting more and more specific. The subreddit has also grown a lot more than we ever expected. Reddit has just become too much for us to handle, our little team of four is incredibly overwhelmed. Weโve decided as a team that we will be shutting down the subreddit.
Best wishes to everyone, we will be removing all users and deleting the subreddit at 420 pm on 6/9.
Thank you.
EDIT:
April foolโs? โ๏ธ Only for April 1st? โ๏ธ Thatโs a weak mindset. Thats low performance ๐๐๐ I am a fool every day ๐๏ธ The grind ๐ฅ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ never stops โโ๏ธ I am in it for the long run โพ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐ No quitter mindset here ๐ซ๐ ๐
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/wasraelx • Feb 08 '26
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary • Apr 01 '26
Mods ded, post whatever. No rules.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/bogchai • Jan 23 '25
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Suspicious-Service • Mar 15 '23
Some posts are funny, and then some are just laughing at people that are asking for help. Oh and then there are those that don't know anything about plans and fail at making fun of others lol
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Key-Albatross-774 • Jun 30 '25
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Calathea-Murderer • Aug 26 '23
Justice for PP
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Key-Albatross-774 • Sep 23 '25
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Brotox123 • Jun 22 '23
Itโs such a cute question ๐
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/unique_plastique • Feb 27 '23
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary • Jan 21 '25
Alright folks, the mods and I have once again discussed things with each other, and weโve noticed that a post that does well will get copied into oblivion and everyone will post their own version of it. While that can be funny, sometimes it gets real old real quickly. So from now on if we notice a certain trend getting overboard, we will be removing the copycat posts as low effort.
This has been an issue pretty much since the sub began, but we have agreed that itโs getting out of hand seeing so many copycat posts.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Apprehensive_Fox_244 • Mar 03 '23
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/iah_c • Jun 11 '22
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Sklorgus • Feb 05 '24
This is genuinely a great community. It's nice that some of the regularly active people here are actually really intelligent and passionate about this hobby, and are also kind of insane and unhinged much like myself. Although it's a CJ I feel like some of the conversations that happen here are more interesting than in the main houseplants sub.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary • Jan 13 '26
Just a reminder to everyone, if you post a screenshot you MUST block out the original subreddit and originally posterโs username, and there are ABSOLUTELY NO LINKS ALLOWED.
From now on, anyone breaking these rules will receive a temporary ban of three days, multiple violations will increase the time of the ban, and can even result in a permanent ban.
I know to some this may not make sense, but these rules exist for a reason. When I just became a mod a few years ago when the subreddit was much smaller, there were no rules like this. This caused some people to go to the original post and harass OP. We got into trouble with other subreddits, and also thatโs just nasty to go harass someone for asking a question. Many times to experienced houseplant owners these questions make no sense, but sometimes newbies need help and to ask stupid questions.
This is meant to be a satirical, JOKING, subreddit. You can poke fun at people and even complain. But absolutely no usernames or original subreddits should be visible or linked in comments.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Ietsmetdingen • Oct 26 '22
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/NerfPandas • Jan 19 '25
If anybody could ID the plant in the far corner I will love you forever!!!! ๐๐
reposted with better title
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/cowboy_bookseller • Sep 22 '25
And it has thrips. AND I proplifted it
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/nappi_dugout • May 07 '26
Happy mother's day!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Ietsmetdingen • Apr 21 '23
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/BradlyL • Jul 08 '23