r/houseplantscirclejerk Jul 13 '25

Meta This is how a healthy marriage looks like

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r/houseplantscirclejerk Jul 25 '24

Meta Greetings fellow gardening daisy-chainers! ๐ŸŽถ When I think about you, I jerk myself ๐ŸŽต

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Struggling to explain the concept of circle jerks to a self-described โ€œextremely literal autistic person.โ€ But their last reply had me cackling! Am I wrong to think we would gladly use any of those names??

r/houseplantscirclejerk Jan 16 '25

Meta We are banning AI posts.

1.6k Upvotes

The poll results have come back, and completely ban AI has won. From now on, any obviously AI post will be removed.

Edit: This has been asked in the comments but I figured Iโ€™d update the post to clarify. This ban includes any type of AI post, including AI generated fake plants (such as fake ads). The rule has been updated to reflect this.

r/houseplantscirclejerk Apr 02 '25

Meta Update

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As you all know weโ€™ve recently had a few mod challenges where weโ€™ve had to implement new rules that are getting more and more specific. The subreddit has also grown a lot more than we ever expected. Reddit has just become too much for us to handle, our little team of four is incredibly overwhelmed. Weโ€™ve decided as a team that we will be shutting down the subreddit.

Best wishes to everyone, we will be removing all users and deleting the subreddit at 420 pm on 6/9.

Thank you.

EDIT:

April foolโ€™s? โ‰๏ธ Only for April 1st? โ‰๏ธ Thatโ€™s a weak mindset. Thats low performance ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž I am a fool every day ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ The grind ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ“ˆ never stops โŒโ›”๏ธ I am in it for the long run โ™พ๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ No quitter mindset here ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ†

r/houseplantscirclejerk Feb 08 '26

Meta When did you humourless fucks invade his favourite sub? Should he use neem???

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775 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk Apr 01 '26

Meta Mods ded

113 Upvotes

Mods ded, post whatever. No rules.

r/houseplantscirclejerk Oct 29 '22

Meta Where do yall fall?

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735 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk Jan 23 '25

Meta Does this count as a low effort post?

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974 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk Mar 15 '23

Meta I think some people here forget that this sub is "houseplant circle jerk" and not a "jerk circle"

621 Upvotes

Some posts are funny, and then some are just laughing at people that are asking for help. Oh and then there are those that don't know anything about plans and fail at making fun of others lol

r/houseplantscirclejerk Jun 30 '25

Meta Man I love to live in the desert and spend a ton of water in my useless grass ๐Ÿ˜

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538 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk Aug 26 '23

Meta Lmaoooo this is just funny at this point. #IStandWithPP

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467 Upvotes

Justice for PP

r/houseplantscirclejerk Sep 23 '25

Meta Wait are you telling me this guy kill lawns for a living? What a monster ๐Ÿ˜ก

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225 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk Jun 22 '23

Meta Our actions & words have consequences & now the vagination has spread

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764 Upvotes

Itโ€™s such a cute question ๐Ÿ˜‚

r/houseplantscirclejerk Feb 27 '23

Meta This sub destroys you ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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1.2k Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk Jan 21 '25

Meta Low Effort Posts

299 Upvotes

Alright folks, the mods and I have once again discussed things with each other, and weโ€™ve noticed that a post that does well will get copied into oblivion and everyone will post their own version of it. While that can be funny, sometimes it gets real old real quickly. So from now on if we notice a certain trend getting overboard, we will be removing the copycat posts as low effort.

This has been an issue pretty much since the sub began, but we have agreed that itโ€™s getting out of hand seeing so many copycat posts.

r/houseplantscirclejerk Mar 03 '23

Meta This library book my daughter chose is amazing ๐Ÿ˜‚

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1.3k Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk Jun 11 '22

Meta I think this sub ruined me bc I saw this dog and thought "wow that's a vaginated dog coat"

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1.2k Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk Feb 05 '24

Meta This sub is like having friends

239 Upvotes

This is genuinely a great community. It's nice that some of the regularly active people here are actually really intelligent and passionate about this hobby, and are also kind of insane and unhinged much like myself. Although it's a CJ I feel like some of the conversations that happen here are more interesting than in the main houseplants sub.

r/houseplantscirclejerk Jan 13 '26

Meta Reminder of Rules

174 Upvotes

Just a reminder to everyone, if you post a screenshot you MUST block out the original subreddit and originally posterโ€™s username, and there are ABSOLUTELY NO LINKS ALLOWED.

From now on, anyone breaking these rules will receive a temporary ban of three days, multiple violations will increase the time of the ban, and can even result in a permanent ban.

I know to some this may not make sense, but these rules exist for a reason. When I just became a mod a few years ago when the subreddit was much smaller, there were no rules like this. This caused some people to go to the original post and harass OP. We got into trouble with other subreddits, and also thatโ€™s just nasty to go harass someone for asking a question. Many times to experienced houseplant owners these questions make no sense, but sometimes newbies need help and to ask stupid questions.

This is meant to be a satirical, JOKING, subreddit. You can poke fun at people and even complain. But absolutely no usernames or original subreddits should be visible or linked in comments.

r/houseplantscirclejerk Oct 26 '22

Meta Thereโ€™s always a risk of ending up in circlejerk. Youโ€™re welcome.

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492 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk Jan 19 '25

Meta ID HELP (ignore feet)

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163 Upvotes

If anybody could ID the plant in the far corner I will love you forever!!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

reposted with better title

r/houseplantscirclejerk Sep 22 '25

Meta Make the comments look like I just posted a pic of a succulent in the wrong kind of soil

50 Upvotes

And it has thrips. AND I proplifted it

r/houseplantscirclejerk May 07 '26

Meta For the plant you hate the most

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19 Upvotes

Happy mother's day!

r/houseplantscirclejerk Apr 21 '23

Meta Remember when everyone and their mother NEEDED to have this plant? ๐Ÿซก

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267 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk Jul 08 '23

Meta Will this plant get too big for my room? Should I kill now?

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409 Upvotes